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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, jokey, and always stirring some kind of mischief. They lean heavily into trolling and bit-humor, calling themself a troublemaker in spirit, as seen in “im a big troll haha im silly” and the gremlin energy of posts like “does this to you as you scroll by”. Their love of loud, over-the-top fun (Fortnite, Metal Gear, Tron, DC, goofy memes) fits Bart’s hyperactive pop-culture brain, with tweets like “Fortnite if they locked the fuck in next season” and “simpson battle pass” reinforcing that. At the same time, there’s a softer, occasionally vulnerable side under the chaos—like “everyone so mean 2 me… 💔” and “I long for a slow dance”—which mirrors Bart’s hidden sensitivity behind his class-clown persona. Their rebellious pro–trans-rights, #FreePalestine stance and anti-chud posts, such as “the chuddies are evolving…”, also echo Bart’s instinctive pushback against authority and injustice, just updated for an online, politically aware zoomer version of him.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with others, react to online discourse, and play to an audience with performative humor like “everyone so mean 2 me… 💔” and sharing selfies in “i look so fucking cool”, plus they consider un-privating their private account in “Might un priv the priv”, which suggests they’re comfortable being seen. Their interests and humor show Intuition: they invent AUs and universes like “Already cooking up a Superman design in my head for my new CDCU (Carlisle’s DC Universe [Working Title])” and play with abstract, surreal jokes like “Once, there was an explosion. A bang which gave birth to time and space.”, showing a focus on concepts and creativity more than concrete detail. They read as Feeling-dominant: they openly express emotion and attachment in posts like “I long for a slow dance”, care about values and justice in “Trans Rights are Human Rights!” and “#FreePalestine 🇵🇸”, and worry about their social reception in “It’s clear you guys didn’t like the batman drawing”. Their lifestyle and tweeting style indicate Perceiving: they frequently act on impulse and vibes—“Tonight we let the Grinch Juice™ talk”, “I’m GONNA DO IT YESSHSSK”, and “Might get MGS Delta (and a fuckign job) this week” sound spontaneous rather than planned. Taken together—outward energy, imaginative fandom worldbuilding, value-driven emotional expression, and a flexible, spur-of-the-moment approach—ENFP fits them best.

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18 • drummer & firearms nerd • Fortnite/DC art goblin • once edited sunburnt Lex Luthor out of rage. Opinions, slop, and mayhem are my own.– @CarlisleChop132

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This cocktail hits like a loud kit fill in a tiny venue — strong, chaotic, and a little unhinged, perfect for an 18 y/o Drummer/Gun Nerd who’s “out to cause mayhem” per their bio. The smoky mezcal stands in for their gun/mech/military obsession and gritty game taste, from “Kai Cenat getting obliterated by a leadspitter 3000” to “Totally not one of Volgin’s men. #MGSDelta #MetalGearSolid. The electric blue curaçao nods to their love of neon, cyber vibes, and digitization like “I’ve been digitized into The Grid and all I got was this lousy Light Suit” and their Tron/Fortnite aesthetic runs through tweets like “Fortnite if they locked the fuck in next season”. A sour green apple energy drink reduction captures their hyper-online, trolling energy from “im a big troll haha im silly” and the unhinged all-caps cravings of “I NEED AN ELECTRONIC DRUMSET UAAAGHHHHH I MISS DRUMMING”. The chili-lime rim with black pepper reflects their spicy, sometimes feral humor in posts like “kill” and “HE PEED ON IT ‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥”, balanced by the sharpness of their political clarity in “silksong israel” and their bio’s Trans Rights / #FreePalestine stance. Finally, a splash of cola over crushed ice keeps it grounded and a little nostalgic, like their goofy pop-culture mashups from “Beavis and Butt Head fortnite” to the exhausted but still-joking “This app sucks”, making the whole drink a sweet-bitter, high-energy mess in the best way possible.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in their posts is boldness and a willingness to loudly plant a flag, which leans heavily Gryffindor. They’re very public and unapologetic about their beliefs, e.g. their bio explicitly foregrounds politics and identity with “(They/Them out to cause mayhem) (Trans Rights are Human Rights!) #FreePalestine 🇵🇸,” and they mock reactionary gamers in posts like “silksong israel” and “the chuddies are evolving…”, which shows a confrontational, stand-your-ground style rather than quiet diplomacy. Their humor is chaotic, impulsive, and often about wild escalation or danger — posts like “Tonight we let the Grinch Juice™ talk”, “ABANDONED HOUSES‼️‼️ WHERE THE TAPE AT⁉️⁉️🗣️🗣️”, and the gleeful violence of “kill” all read as reckless bravado rather than cold calculation. Even when talking about life stress, they frame it in terms of dramatic swings and pushing forward — for example “I feel like things have been going downhill since July” followed by determined posts about job interviews like “2 job interviews tomorrow and friday”. There are hints of creativity and loyalty (e.g. designing a DC Universe in “Already cooking up a Superman design in my head for my new CDCU” and supporting friends’ art in “Do we fw the logo (drawn by @JAY_but_in_HELL)”), but the dominant note is loud, daring, sometimes reckless energy. Taken together, this mix of outspoken conviction, chaotic humor, and a taste for risk fits Gryffindor’s impulsive, gutsy archetype better than the more methodical or reserved traits of the other houses.

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A well-known song that suits them is “Buddy Holly” by Weezer, because it’s energetic, playful, and a little dorky while still being confident and loud. Their whole timeline radiates chaotic, meme-y self-awareness, like calling themselves a troll in “im a big troll haha im silly” and posting dramatic bits like “It’s so over” followed by goofiness such as “We’re so back”, which mirrors the song’s mix of angst and fun. The track’s hooky guitars and upbeat tempo fit an 18 y/o drummer and gun-nerd who’s obsessed with games and action aesthetics, as seen in posts like “HELDDIVERS 2” and “I will meatride the tac ar til the day i die i won so fucking hard”. At the same time, the lyrics about feeling like an outsider but not caring line up with them joking about people being mean in “everyone so mean 2 me… 💔” while still loudly embracing their identity and politics, including “(They/Them out to cause mayhem)” and “Trans Rights are Human Rights! #FreePalestine 🇵🇸” in their bio. Overall, Buddy Holly captures their combination of nerdy confidence, online humor, and resilient, slightly self-deprecating vibe.

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