Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive humor: They use vivid, self-aware jokes and memes, e.g. sexual bits about Thom Yorke in “whiffing Thom Yorke perfume scent like no tomorrow: huff.. huff...”.
- Supportive friend: They publicly celebrate and appreciate friends, like the detailed birthday message and custom gif in “Happy birthday to one of my best friends!!!! @.osoween I appreciate you so much...”.
- Creative artist: They frequently share drawings, WIPs, and art-related posts, like “Dibuje esto ayer borracho en la madrugada SJSKSKDK #ween” and their Thom Yorke pieces.
- Project-driven: They initiate personal projects such as “I’m going to make a dating and MalePregnancy Thom Yorke simulator, stay tuned.” and post logs on a dev account.
- Open communicator: They honestly share health issues, money stress, and emotions, like “I'm genuinely crying...” and “Acabo de salir del hospital, no se cómo estoy vivo con 40°...”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecation: They repeatedly insult themselves, e.g. “Lately I've felt like a useless feggot” and “Feeling like a uselessness faggout”.
- Procrastination issues: They describe serious delays with uni work in “I had 5 free days to do 4 essays+2 projects, and i didnt do any of them... I'm so fucking cooked man”.
- Financial instability: They often mention being broke and asking for money, like “todo el dinero de mi tarjeta desaparecio hoy cuando amanecio 💔💔💔...” and “Quién me transfiere 150 changocoins 🥺”.
- Health neglect: They seem chronically unwell yet overwhelmed, e.g. “Estoy enfermo con 39.9 °... siento que me muero todo el día... aparte reprobé fisica y matemáticas” and continuing heavy activity.
- Oversexual posting: They share very explicit fantasies publicly, such as “i want a girl who pegs me, pegs me, pegs me…” and “Thom Yorke dirk pics pleas”, which can harm how others perceive them.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They most closely match Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny, self-deprecating, but ultimately creative and oddly sweet. Like Bart, they’re constantly making irreverent, sexual jokes and pushing boundaries, e.g. “I want to get home and jerk off 🔞” via their bio and tweets like “i want a girl who pegs me, pegs me, pegs me…”. They show a juvenile, prankish obsession with niche fixations (here it’s Thom Yorke instead of Krusty), with posts such as “whiffing Thom Yorke perfume scent like no tomorrow: huff.. huff…”. At the same time, there’s a vulnerable side under the clowning, similar to Bart’s hidden insecurity, visible in tweets like “Lately I've felt like a useless feggot” and “I hate myself why do I have to procrastinate?... I'm so fucking cooked man”. They’re also highly creative and artsy (drawing, game ideas, commissions), mirroring Bart’s artistic streak in a more online, fan-artist way, as seen in “remembered that I can make games… I'm going to make a dating and MalePregnancy Thom Yorke simulator, stay tuned.”. Overall, they combine mischief, over-the-top humor, and flashes of sincerity, making Bart the best fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: despite being very online, their world is centered on niche interests and close bonds rather than wide socializing, e.g. feeling like people don’t really interact with them in “i want Thom to dominate me but no one will see this because 1 people interact with me daily” and worrying about how classmates would see their account in “Probablemente mis compañeros de la universidad me verán rarito si descubren mi cuenta de Twitter ughhhhhgghg”. They are clearly Intuitive: their timeline is dominated by fantasies, symbolism and hyperfixations (Radiohead, Thom Yorke, mpreg dating sim), like “remembered that I can make games... I'm going to make a dating and MalePregnancy Thom Yorke simulator, stay tuned.” and the exaggerated imaginative language in “whiffing Thom Yorke perfume scent like no tomorrow: huff.. huff...”, rather than concrete, practical topics. They are heavily Feeling over Thinking: they talk in emotional, self-deprecating terms like “Lately I've felt like a useless feggot” and “I hate myself why do I have to procrastinate?... I'm so fucking cooked man”, and they show strong affection for friends, e.g. “Happy birthday to one of my best friends!!!! ... I hope everything goes perfectly for you!”. Their creative chaos, procrastination, and willingness to change plans point to Perceiving over Judging: they describe missing deadlines in “I had 5 free days to do 4 essays+2 projects, and i didnt do any of them, tomorrow is the grading week on the uni” and starting multiple art and dev projects in a very spontaneous way like “I've already started the project!!! I'll be uploading logs, progress, concepts, and art...” without signs of strict structure. Altogether, an idealistic, fantasy-driven, emotionally expressive, somewhat disorganized and inwardly focused persona best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You: ‘I want a girl who pegs me, pegs me, pegs me…’ Me: ‘I want a boy who draws me, draws me, draws me, then logs off Roblox and Minecraft so we can actually date.’
- So about that Thom Yorke male-pregnancy dating simulator… if I pick the secret route, do I unlock the ending where the dev (you) forgets Thom for a second and falls for his #1 playtester instead?
- You say you’re ‘a freak but in a whimsical and elegant way’—perfect, I’ve been looking for someone who can draw Thom Yorke armpit cards all day and still look cute holding my hand at the Radiohead tour.
- You went to the beach and drew Mod Bear and Boognish in the sand, cried over Mezzanine, and still worry people will see you as ‘useless’—for the record, that just makes you sound like the sweetest art nerd I’d absolutely root for (and make sure you finish those essays on time).
- If your prof can use ChatGPT to give you short hair and a white shirt, then I’m using it to manifest this: you, me, your Ugee M908, a Thom Yorke playlist, and a timelapse where the only WIP is us becoming canon.
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Digital art student from Mexico, Radiohead + Thom Yorke enthusiast. Once discovered Paranoid Android via Ergo Proxy and never looked back.– @Carlos_Donut
Your signature cocktail
Thom Yorke Whimsical Pegging Fizz
This cocktail mixes dark spiced rum for the intense, horny, self-deprecating chaos of tweets like “I want to get home and jerk off 🔞” and “i want a girl who pegs me, pegs me, pegs me…”. Mexican chocolate liqueur nods to mechico🇲🇽 in their bio and the sweet warmth they show hyping up friends and commissions, like “Happy birthday to one of my best friends!!!!”. Hibiscus agua fresca (tart and bright) stands in for their artsy, emotional side, always drawing and sharing WIPs like “when Im drawing something, I think: how can I thom yorkify it?”. Sparkling grapefruit soda captures their manic, meme-y online energy, from “OMG HOLII HIIII HELLO HOLAA 👋👋👋” to “I'm a freak but in a whimsical and elegant way”. Finally, a dash of chili bitters reflects the constant struggle and melodrama—being sick, broke, and overwhelmed at uni, like “I'm so fucking cooked man” and “Hoy es mi primer día de universidad, estoy muy nervioso”—leaving the drink sweet, a little painful, and extremely memorable.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Carlos shows consistent warmth, loyalty, and a desire to support others that fits Hufflepuff more than any other house. He openly celebrates and cherishes his friends, like when he posts a heartfelt birthday message with art for a best friend: “Happy birthday to one of my best friends!!!! @.osoween I appreciate you so much as a friend and I hope you can have many more years if you wish! Have a wonderful day and I hope everything goes perfectly for you! I hope you like this gif I made!” and when he shouts out another friend with enthusiasm: “FELIZ CUMPLEANOS A MI AMIGO MOS MOS LIMEEMOS AUNQUE SEA UN NACO Y ESTUPIDO M CAE BIEN @LIMEEMOS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. He repeatedly offers to interact and do things for others—taking requests and gimmicks and actively encouraging people to send things or add him: “hii!!! feel free to send gimmicks and drawing requests!!! I'll be reading them” and “Who wants to add me on ig so I can send them lots of videos and posts pls @carlos_donut_mazapan on ig”, which shows a service-oriented, inclusive attitude. He also tries to help others financially or promote them, like when he boosts a friend’s commissions out of concern: “Please buy a commission for my chud bro he is hungry and poor”. Although he struggles with self-esteem and procrastination—“Lately I've felt like a useless feggot” and “I hate myself why do I have to procrastinate?... I'm so fucking cooked man”—he keeps trying in university and in his art, showing perseverance rather than cold ambition. Taken together, the combination of loyalty to friends, eagerness to connect and help, and steady effort despite setbacks points most strongly to Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
The song that best suits @Carlos_Donut is “Creep” by Radiohead. Their personality is a mix of self-deprecation and longing, which mirrors the song’s themes of insecurity and feeling out of place; for example, they say “Feeling like a uselessness faggout” and later repeat that vibe with “Lately I've felt like a useless feggot”. They constantly idolize Thom Yorke in an obsessive, almost painful way, like in “I'm straight... i want to kiss Thom Yorke” and “i want Thom to dominate me”, which fits the song’s mix of desire and self-loathing. University stress, illness, and financial problems add to this ‘outsider in my own life’ feeling, as in “I'm so fucking cooked man” and “My eyes and nose are burning... What have I done to deserve this, I don't have any money either lol”. At the same time, their earnest affection for friends and art—seen in birthday posts and drawing projects—echoes the vulnerable core of “Creep”, where beneath the irony and darkness there’s a sincere wish to belong and be loved.
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