Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Gamer: He shows deep enthusiasm for the Ace Attorney, Inazuma Eleven, and Professor Layton series, frequently "replaying IE 3 for the 5th time".
- Animal Lover: He expresses strong empathy for animals, criticizing those who "treat animals like disposable toys" because they cannot care for a pet.
- Music Appreciation: He has a keen ear for game soundtracks, claiming Ace Attorney has "one of the best soundtracks in video game history".
- Justice Oriented: He speaks out against social injustices, such as "newspapers taking advantage" of vulnerable individuals.
- Dedicated Realist: His bio, "There are April Fools' days, and fools every day", reflects a grounded, if cynical, perspective on human behavior.
Weaknesses:
- Short Tempered: He quickly resorts to insults like "idiot" and "retarded" when frustrated by others' behavior.
- Software Piracy: He openly supports and uses unauthorized software, stating "f*** Sony" after a game was cracked.
- Aggressive Communication: He uses harsh language to express displeasure, such as "I want to tear my eyes out" regarding content he dislikes.
- Political Polarisation: He dismisses opposing political views as "ignorant", using divisive language regarding his country's governance.
- Strong Prejudices: He makes sweeping negative generalizations about groups, such as calling "Swifties" crybabies or insulting TikTokers.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Like the sarcastic proprietor of The Android's Dungeon, @carloskarba2 is a passionate, opinionated nerd who spends his time critiquing media and decrying the state of his favorite franchises. He frequently vents about high prices and poor business practices, such as when he says “These prices should be prohibited, what a shame that companies like CeX speculate with video games” or complains that “Nintendo is abusing again” with its remaster pricing. His feed is dominated by niche gaming commentary, specifically the Ace Attorney series, where he makes definitive claims like “I think it goes without saying that it is the best game of the original trilogy”. Ultimately, his mixture of cynical gatekeeping, hatred for 'normie' trends, and deep investment in ROMs and soundtracks perfectly mirrors the “Worst. Episode. Ever.” persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
Carlos demonstrates Introversion through his deep, solitary immersion in long-form gaming series like Ace Attorney and Inazuma Eleven, often preferring to “farm the Trials” or spend entire mornings “applying patches on an emulator” alone. His Sensing side is evident in his focus on the tangible quality and technical aspects of his hobbies, such as comparing “GBA vs DS versions” or criticizing physical game prices. He leans heavily toward Thinking, using blunt, often aggressive language to call out what he perceives as stupidity, such as calling Nintendo “rats” or labeling social media users as “retarded”. Finally, his Perceiving trait shows in his spontaneous media consumption and his bio’s cynical outlook on daily life, preferring to react to events as they happen—like criticizing “speculators”—rather than following a strict, organized social schedule.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Phoenix Wright? Because every time I see you, my heart starts shouting 'Protesto!'—I object to us not being together.
- I promise I'm not like those collectors at CEX; I won't speculate on your value because to me, you're already priceless.
- I've got over 20 games in my backlog, but I’d skip straight to the investigations if it meant spending five hours with you.
- Forget about finding a ROM for Pal España—the only thing I'm searching for is a way to be your 'Case 5' and have a happy ending.
- Is your name Edgeworth? Because you've got my heart locked in a 'lococandado' and I don't ever want to find the key.
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Your new Twitter bio
Salamanca-based tech enthusiast and retro gamer. When I'm not solving cases in Ace Attorney, I'm dodging speculators and debating the best video game OSTs.– @carloskarba2
Your signature cocktail
The Objectionable Madrilista
This cocktail is a bold, high-energy mix for someone who balances intense gaming marathons with fiery political and sports opinions. The blue hue honors his deep obsession with the Ace Attorney series, specifically his claim that “ACE attorney tiene una de las mejores bandas sonoras de la historia”, while the bitter notes reflect his disdain for price gouging, noting that “Estos precios deberían de estar prohibidos, q vergüenza q empresas como cex especulen”. The caffeine is essential since he admits to playing for “5 horas en total 💀” and trying to finish games like Trials and Tribulations. Finally, a splash of Spanish spirit celebrates his pride in Real Madrid’s victories, cheering because “pasan a la final de la champions y mandan al Barça pa su casa”. It’s a drink for a 'visionary' who knows that “Бывают дни дураков, а дураков каждый день”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Carlos consistently displays Gryffindor's trademark fiery temperament and a drive to call out perceived injustices without hesitation. He demonstrates bravery and a strong moral compass by standing up for animals, tweeting “pues si no puedes tener una mascota no la tengas GILIPOLLAS, q puta manía de tratar a los animales como juguetes de usar y tirar”, and frequently uses blunt language to confront 'idiocy' or political figures. His impulsive, confrontational nature is evident when he admits, “Mejor me guardo la opinión, como opine de esta banda voy preso”, yet he rarely actually holds back, as seen in his vocal defense of others: “Y el problema de este vídeo?? No sabemos lo q hay detrás de este vídeo ni por lo q ha pasado la chavala, q podridas están las redes”. Ultimately, his focus on fairness combined with an aggressive, knight-like defense of his values makes him a clear fit for the house of the lion.
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Level of Concern - Twenty One Pilots
This track mirrors Carlos’s blend of nervous energy regarding current events and his deep immersion in gaming as a retreat. He expresses constant frustration with the state of the world, noting “Vaya puto circo hay montado en este país” and criticizing political absurdity. Despite his cynical bio about fools, he finds solace in digital worlds, admitting “Tengo más de 20 juegos pendientes” while obsessing over the Ace Attorney and Inazuma Eleven soundtracks. The song’s themes of navigating a chaotic reality while staying connected to personal passions perfectly capture his vibe of being “hasta la polla” with systems while seeking a 'simple' win in his hobbies.
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