Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectually curious: Shows broad interests from Elliott Wave analysis and macroeconomics to architecture, music, and tech, e.g. detailed BTC history in “Recordemos siempre esta gran corrección del BTC contra el USD.” and comments on Le Corbusier in “Capitol Complex, Chandigarh India, de Le Corbusier de los 50s.”
- Politically consistent: Maintains a clear liberal, pro-capitalist, pro-Israel stance across topics, such as “La destrucción de la Argentina, víctima de la sobrevaluación cambiaria…” and repeated defense of Israel in “Téngase Presente. Nadie en el mundo puede combatir como Israel.”
- Culturally engaged: Actively participates in music and arts scenes, attending Cosquín Rock, AC/DC, Steve Hackett, Robert Plant, and commenting about Genesis albums in “Impresionante, 50 años ya de A Trick of the Tail.” and festivals in “Este sábado y domingo tendrá lugar Cosquín Rock 2026…”
- Transparent personal: Shares personal health journey and weight-loss trial with Eli Lilly in “.@EliLillyandCo As a participant from Buenos Aires Argentina, now in the week 61…” and posts about family/friends like “Con Gina esta tarde, la hija de Juli y el Metalero, en Parque Chas.”
- Historically aware: Frequently references history (San Martín’s saber, Second Temple, Malvinas, inflation history), e.g. “Segundo Templo de Jerusalem, destruído por Roma en el año 70 AD. Ha llegado el momento de su reconstrucción.” and “Impresionante, Alfonsín.”
Weaknesses:
- Inflammatory language: Uses harsh, hostile phrasing that can escalate conflict, e.g. “A estos asesinos terroristas palestinos… los liquidamos sí. Al que no le gusta, se jode.” and “Pobres indonesios, no saben lo que hacen.”
- Polarizing rhetoric: Frames issues in absolutist terms with little nuance, such as “Los organismos de las Naciones Unidas… todo este montaje terrorista en Franja de Gaza ha sido y es objetivo legítimo de Israel.” and sweeping claims like “Israel es el campeón mundial de los derechos humanos.”
- Dismissive tone: Frequently ends arguments by belittling dissenters instead of engaging, e.g. “Al que no le gusta, se jode.” and “Al que le moleste, se jode.”
- Cultural insensitivity: Refers to groups in ways that can be read as mocking or reductionist, for instance “Pobres indonesios, no saben lo que hacen.” and joking about “musulmán mata musulmán es legal” in “Como todos los viernes. Musulmán mata musulmán es legal…”
- Confrontational absolutism: Advocates extreme, non-compromising positions that close dialogue, like giving Muslims “two options” regarding Temple Mount in “Le daremos a los musulmanes dos opciones: 1) El…” and declaring broad institutional targets as “objetivo legítimo” in “Los organismos de las Naciones Unidas… ha sido y es objetivo legítimo de Israel.”
Your Simpsons character
Krusty the Clown
The profile mixes sharp, often brutal political commentary with showman-style flair, very similar to Krusty the Clown as a jaded, loud, media-savvy performer. He is flamboyantly combative in geopolitics and war, celebrating Israel’s military and economic successes with lines like “Masacre bullish en la economía de Israel. Dedicada a Roger Waters, Vanina Biasi, Greta Thunberg…” and “La perfección de Israel liquidando a los terroristas en la Franja de Gaza. Al que le moleste, se jode.”, echoing Krusty’s abrasive, unapologetic edge. Like Krusty’s mix of vanity and vulnerability, he openly tracks his own weight-loss experiment with Eli Lilly, posting “Nuevo mínimo para el proceso bajista… Porcentual de pérdida de peso de los últimos 14…” as if it were a market chart. He’s also a creature of the spotlight, constantly at restaurants and concerts—“Hora de los postres en El Papagayo, con el mismísimo Javier Rodríguez, en Córdoba Capital.” and “Tras este fin de semana en Cosquín Rock, tengo AC/DC en Ríver, Steve Hackett… Robert Plant…”—mirroring Krusty’s life of perpetual gigs and appearances. Finally, his blend of hard-nosed capitalism and gallows humor about Argentina’s economy—“La destrucción de la Argentina, víctima de la sobrevaluación cambiaria… de los jugadores de mesa de dinero con plata ajena.”—fits Krusty’s cynical, money-obsessed, politically opinionated persona far better than the more earnest or naive Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
The strongest signal is Extraversion (E): he is constantly at public events, naming places and people, and clearly enjoys social visibility and interaction, e.g. going to Cosquín Rock and fine dining with others in Córdoba in tweets like “En El Papagayo, Córdoba Capital, esta noche con Laura, Flopi y Carolina, mis compañeras de Cosquín Rock 2026.” and his excited listing of upcoming concerts in “Tras este fin de semana en Cosquín Rock, tengo AC/DC en Ríver, Steve Hackett Genetics en Movistar Arena y Robert Plant en el Gran Rex.”. He strongly favors Intuition (N) over Sensing: despite occasional concrete details (prices, kilometers, weights), his core focus is on macro patterns, Elliott Wave structures and big geopolitical narratives, as seen in “La destrucción. La Onda C de 2 en pleno desarrollo... Va a ser durísimo.” and his framing of wars and currencies in broad strategic terms like “La destrucción de la Argentina, víctima de la sobrevaluación cambiaria... del endeudamiento del gobierno...”. His style is clearly Thinking (T): he argues in a blunt, analytical and often combative way, rarely softening his tone, using phrases like “Pobres indonesios, no saben lo que hacen.” and “A estos asesinos terroristas palestinos... los liquidamos sí. Al que no le gusta, se jode.”, and he frames inflation as a strictly monetary phenomenon in “La inflación es siempre y en todo momento un fenómeno monetario...”. He leans strongly Judging (J): he has firm, structured views on economics, geopolitics and ethics, talks in terms of clear plans or verdicts, and often prescribes what should be done, as in “Por qué el gobierno marxista de Chile no tiene inflación y el gobierno libertario de Argentina tiene 12 veces más inflación... Fácil, en Chile no falsifican pesos chilenos...” and his categorical blueprint for Temple Mount in “Le daremos a los musulmanes dos opciones: 1) El...”. The combination of outspoken public presence, big-picture macro focus, logical/combative argumentation, and directive, plan-oriented style fits ENTJ, the archetypal outspoken strategist and macro-level organizer.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your Elliott Wave call on the Onda C de 2 is right, we’re heading for destruction — so before that ‘island top’ becomes the Stalingrad of Argentina, why don’t we escape to El Papagayo and let you chart the only bullish structure that matters: you and me over postres in Córdoba Capital?
- You can drop Hamas commanders with targeted precision and shred Cardano as ‘siempre una lacra’, but tell me, Carlos: are you as accurate identifying a reversal in my heart when 1 Satoshi finally equals 1 Beso Argentino?
- Between Cosquín Rock 2026, AC/DC in River, Steve Hackett, Robert Plant and your BBC memories of ‘A Trick of the Tail’, you clearly handle every genre — so how about we test your range one more time: Shostakovich in the afternoon, cumbia villera at night, and a slow dance when Ciro plays ‘Ala Delta’?
- You celebrate Elon’s lunar city, praise Israel’s market cap strength, and compare Israel’s reserves to ‘1.2 trillion’ in Argentina — but I’m more impressed by a simple asset: one dinner with you at Nueva Casa Japonesa, Sanma Teishoku included, no indexation clause except to my interest rate in you.
- As a proud aborigen judío y sionista, Elliott Wave technician, and week‑61 soldier in the tirzepatide vs. retatrutide trial, you’ve already proven you can defeat terror, inflation, and even 0.0585 toneladas of bear‑market weight — now let me be your next experiment: test whether my company is statistically significantly bullish for your happiness.
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Argentine lawyer & Elliott Wave obsessive. From Buenos Aires to Jerusalem, from Bitcoin charts to Cosquín Rock. Once timed BTC with empanadas.– @CarlosMaslaton
Your signature cocktail
The Bullish Wave Temple
This cocktail is overproof and unapologetically strong, like someone who can tweet about macro, Gaza, and Cosquín Rock in the same breath while declaring “La destrucción. La Onda C de 2 en pleno desarrollo.”. The Argentine añejo rum anchors it in Buenos Aires and Córdoba road trips, echoing lines like “Entrando en la gran Provincia de Córdoba, paraíso internacional de la cometa carretera.”. A smoky peated whisky rinse represents his hardline, incendiary geopolitical takes, such as “Vamos Elon, Vamos Donald! Abajo el Ayatollah Khamenei! Triunfa la libertad!”. Yerba mate syrup adds a bitter-caffeinated jolt for the Elliott Wave technician who can write long monetary rants like “La inflación es siempre y en todo momento un fenómeno monetario...”. Grapefruit bitters capture his sharp, sometimes caustic assessments—whether of Cardano as “siempre fue una lacra este producto.” or of political missteps. Finally, a dusting of gold and a Bitcoin-orange twist salute the man who tracks Oro in satoshis and celebrates when “1 Satoshi es igual a 1 Peso Argentino”, turning the glass itself into a tiny bull market.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The dominant traits in these tweets are ambition, combative confidence, and a strategic, power-oriented worldview, all hallmarks of Slytherin. He openly celebrates geopolitical and military dominance, e.g. “Armar la guerra contra los judíos, y perderla, trae sus consecuencias.” and “La perfección de Israel liquidando a los terroristas en la Franja de Gaza. Solo al objetivo, no hace falta matar a nadie más. Este método de targeted killings es invento de Israel, desde hace 60 años. Al que le moleste, se jode.”, which shows a ruthless, results-first mindset rather than Gryffindor-style moral heroics. His intense focus on markets and power structures—like detailed Elliott Wave analyses of Argentina’s “destrucción” and calls such as “La destrucción. La Onda C de 2 en pleno desarrollo… Va a ser durísimo. No importa ley laboral, el blanqueo, nada cuenta ya.”—reveals analytical cunning applied to gaining advantage amid chaos. He also projects strong personal ambition and pride in being ahead of the curve, as in his weight-loss trial brag “Nuevo mínimo para el proceso bajista… Porcentual de pérdida de peso de los últimos 14…” and his direct outreach to Eli Lilly about the trial “.@EliLillyandCo As a participant… this may be of your interest”, leveraging information and status. While he is clearly intelligent and analytical (with long technical threads on Bitcoin and monetary policy), the overarching tone is not the detached curiosity of Ravenclaw or the cooperative warmth of Hufflepuff, but the sharp-edged, victory- and power-focused temperament that fits Slytherin best.
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My Way - Frank Sinatra
A song that best suits @CarlosMaslaton is “My Way” by Frank Sinatra, because his timeline shows a fiercely individual, unapologetic path in politics, markets, and life. He constantly asserts strong, contrarian stances, for example declaring about Israeli targeted killings that “Al que le moleste, se jode.” and about critics of counter‑terror operations that “simplemente: se jode.”. Like the song’s narrator, he lives publicly on his own terms: from celebrating massive bullish waves in Israel and crypto (“Masacre bullish en la economía de Israel.”; “Recordemos siempre esta gran corrección del BTC…”) to attacking Argentina’s monetary policy and overvalued exchange rate (“La destrucción de la Argentina, víctima de la sobrevaluación cambiaria…”). His mix of high culture and popular taste – from Shostakovich to cumbia villera and Cosquín Rock (“Para que no queden dudas sobre mi espectro musical.”; “Este sábado y domingo tendrá lugar Cosquín Rock 2026, adonde naturalmente asistiré.”) – mirrors the song’s theme of a life lived fully and without apology. Politically, economically, and personally, his voice is unmistakably his own, embodying the defiant self-determination at the heart of “My Way.”
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