Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dark humor: Uses heavy themes with irony, like joking about being killed or shooting himself to sleep in “Amanhã serei morto a tiros” and “Só durmo se for com um tiro na cabeça”.
- Self-awareness: Openly recognizes his own struggles in “Minha rotina é muito simples, eu acordo e sofro.” and “me odiar é inutil pq eu com certeza estarei no meu quarto me odiando mais do q vc”.
- Cultural passion: Shows strong interest in music, games, and series, praising Megadeth in “Rust in Peace é putaria”, Slipknot in “Self Titled do Slipknot é hard pra caralho”, and Dark Souls in “Pontífice Sulyvahn você eh fraco”.
- Playful sarcasm: Uses irony and teasing, like mocking football rivals in “A tristeza do flamenguista é a minha felicidade” and joking with politics in “Sou o maior membro do partido comodista nacional”.
- Expressive honesty: Openly shares discomfort and dissatisfaction, as in “Que merda de ano foi esse” and “Que 2026 seja um pouco melhor do que a desgraça que foi 2025”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Repeated mentions of death and wanting to disappear, such as “Só durmo se for com um tiro na cabeça”, “Amanhã serei morto a tiros”, and “A um passo de sumir”.
- Chronic pessimism: Describes life and the year in very negative terms, like “Que merda de ano foi esse”, “Que 2026 seja um pouco melhor do que a desgraça que foi 2025”, and “Minha rotina é muito simples, eu acordo e sofro.”.
- Self-loathing: Speaks harshly about himself and his existence in “Eu não quero existir nessa pele” and “me odiar é inutil pq eu com certeza estarei no meu quarto me odiando mais do q vc”.
- Sleep problems: Mentions insomnia and lack of rest repeatedly in “Insônia maldita”, “Insônia filha da puta”, and “5 da manhã e eu ainda não tô com sono, que vidinha miserável”.
- Harsh fatalism: Expresses extreme, discouraging views like “Desista dos seus sonhos e morra.” and threatens dramatic actions tied to football in “Se o Vasco perder hoje eu me jogo da sacada”.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
The user’s mix of dark humor, loneliness, and persistent existential dread fits Moe Szyslak best. Like Moe, they frequently joke about self‑destruction and emptiness, as in “Só durmo se for com um tiro na cabeça” and “A um passo de sumir”, echoing Moe’s repeated suicidal gags. Their bio, “Don't you dare go hollow,” and posts like “Que merda de ano foi esse” and “Minha rotina é muito simples, eu acordo e sofro.” show a chronic, bitter pessimism that mirrors Moe’s worldview. At the same time, they display niche passions (metal bands, Dark Souls, football, nerd culture) similar to Moe’s oddly specific interests, e.g. “Rust in Peace é putaria” and “A vontade insaciável de rever as prequels de Star Wars pela vigésima vez”. Their aggressive, foul‑mouthed tone in tweets like “Tu ta precisando aprender é a teoria da carteira de trabalho, para de falar merda porra kkkkkkkkk” also fits Moe’s abrasive but oddly vulnerable personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean strongly Introverted: most posts are about internal states, insomnia, and personal misery rather than social hype, e.g. “Minha rotina é muito simples, eu acordo e sofro.” and “5 da manhã e eu ainda não tô com sono, que vidinha miserável”, and even when referencing others it’s usually from the sidelines, like watching football or mocking flamenguistas. Their humor and worldview suggest Intuition: they frequently use metaphorical or existential language such as “Kurapika está se afogando em um vazio indescritível”, “A um passo de sumir”, and a Dark Souls bio “Don't you dare go hollow”, showing a focus on meaning and inner void rather than concrete facts. They read as more Feeling than Thinking despite the dark sarcasm; their tweets are drenched in emotion and self-worth issues like “me odiar é inutil pq eu com certeza estarei no meu quarto me odiando mais do q vc” and “Eu não quero existir nessa pele”, and even when they insult (e.g. “Tu ta precisando aprender é a teoria da carteira de trabalho, para de falar merda porra kkkkkkkkk”) it’s more venting than structured logic. The Perceiving preference shows in their chaotic, unstructured lifestyle and lack of planning: constant insomnia, impulsive, exaggerated comments like “Se o Vasco perder hoje eu me jogo da sacada”, and self-deprecating acceptance of drift such as “O bgl acabou e eu nem percebi”. Combining introverted, idealistic angst, emotional intensity, and go-with-the-flow chaos, INFP fits best: an inward-focused, melancholy, dark-humored idealist using music (Radiohead, Slipknot, Megadeth) and fiction (Dark Souls, anime) as emotional outlets (“Que problemão, vou ouvir música”, “Hoje o desafio é tentar dormir sem se sentir um lixo por conta das decisões do passado”).
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your routine is ‘I wake up and suffer’—what if tomorrow we upgrade it to ‘I wake up, suffer less, and listen to Rust in Peace with someone who actually gets it’?
- You keep saying you’ll only sleep with a shot to the head, but plot twist: I’m more into headbanging. Slipknot self-titled, Rust in Peace, Radiohead—how about we trade playlists instead of bullets?
- As a fellow hollow soul, I volunteer as your Fire Keeper: every time the vazio aperta like in that 2026-02-05 tweet, I’ll just sit with you, talk Star Wars prequels and Dark Souls bosses until the bonfire inside you stops fading.
- You called Pontífice Sulyvahn ‘fraco’, zoou Portugal com um ‘safoda eles’, and still had breath to laugh about dropping your phone in the sausage pan—pretty sure someone with that much resilience could tank one more thing: me asking you out.
- You said if Vasco lost you’d jump off the balcony and that the sadness of flamenguistas is your happiness—so if I tell you I like Vasco, does that earn me a date on the couch, shouting at the TV and celebrating until ‘Vasco venceu narga acendeu’ together?
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Vasco, metal & insomnia enthusiast. Once dropped my phone in a pan of sausages and kept tweeting anyway. Trying to make 2026 suck less.– @CarlosPessi7
Your signature cocktail
Don’t You Dare Go Hollow Highball
This cocktail starts with Brazilian cachaça for the chaotic futebol-and-Vasco soul who tweets “Vasco venceu narga acendeu” and lives for moments when “o bgl acabou e eu nem percebi” in the stadium haze. An espresso shot powers through their chronic insomnia and late-night despair, echoing “5 da manhã e eu ainda não tô com sono, que vidinha miserável” and “Insônia filha da puta”. Dark cherry liqueur adds a bittersweet emptiness for lines like “Quando q esse vazio vai sumir” and “A um passo de sumir”, turning angst into flavor instead of doom. A splash of sparkling energy drink nods to their meme-y resilience and the post-ironic chaos of “É sabor energético” and “Desista dos seus sonhos e morra.”, giving the drink a manic, jittery lift. Finally, a charcoal salt rim represents the dark souls aesthetic of “Pontífice Sulyvahn você eh fraco” and the bio “Don’t you dare go hollow,” an edible reminder that even in a world of “que merda de ano foi esse” you can still look metal as hell while you sip.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Carlos shows a strongly introspective, analytical mindset that leans Ravenclaw more than any other house. He frequently dissects his own emotions and existence in a detached, almost philosophical way, for example in “me odiar é inutil pq eu com certeza estarei no meu quarto me odiando mais do q vc” and “Minha rotina é muito simples, eu acordo e sofro.”, which reads like dark, self-aware humor rather than pure emotional venting. His taste and references also skew toward thoughtful, layered media and music—Radiohead, Slipknot’s Self Titled, Megadeth’s Rust in Peace, Star Wars prequels, Dark Souls/Pontiff Sulyvahn—suggesting someone who enjoys depth, worldbuilding, and thematic complexity: see “Rust in Peace é putaria”, “Radiohead.”, and “A vontade insaciável de rever as prequels de Star Wars pela vigésima vez”. His wit is dry and often meta, as in “Meu sonho de carreira é ser funcionário fantasma da prefeitura” and “Sou o maior membro do partido comodista nacional”, which shows playful, creative wordplay rather than straightforward ambition or sentimentality. While there are flashes of despair and even self-destructive jokes like “Só durmo se for com um tiro na cabeça” and “A um passo de sumir”, they’re framed with a kind of bleak, ironic commentary more typical of a hyper-reflective Ravenclaw than a purely emotional Gryffindor or Hufflepuff. Overall, his combination of introspection, dark humor, and love of complex media and wordplay most strongly aligns with Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
The song Creep by Radiohead fits them well because it captures intense self-loathing and alienation, which mirrors tweets like “me odiar é inutil pq eu com certeza estarei no meu quarto me odiando mais do q vc” and “Eu não quero existir nessa pele”. Their recurring references to emptiness and misery, such as “Minha rotina é muito simples, eu acordo e sofro.”, “Que merda de ano foi esse”, and “5 da manhã e eu ainda não tô com sono, que vidinha miserável”, resonate strongly with the song’s themes of feeling fundamentally wrong and out of place. Even the dramatic, dark humor in posts like “Só durmo se for com um tiro na cabeça” and “A um passo de sumir” match the song’s mixture of despair and yearning. Finally, their explicit shout-out “Radiohead.” shows they already connect with that band’s aesthetic, making Creep an especially fitting personal anthem.
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