
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Bart Simpson: chaotic, playful, and always chasing fun in their hobbies and games. Their timeline is full of impulsive, dramatic reactions that feel very Bart-like, such as “CHINGA TU MADRE DOTTORE” and “q desgraciada mi suerte, perdí el 50/50 de saber, de hysilens y de mualani”, which echo Bart’s over-the-top frustration when things don’t go his way. At the same time, they’re passionate and hyperfixated on specific interests—especially Columbina—shown by posts like “10k protos for Columbina”, “Día 1 haciendo un Map Art de Columbina en mi survival”, and “No se dibujar pero se hace el intento #Columbina”, reflecting Bart’s obsessive projects and fanboy energy (e.g., his devotion to Radioactive Man or Krusty). Their tweets about uni and motivation swings like “Saquenme de la uni” and “un día estoy completamente desmotivado y al otro día ya tengo ganas de hacer mil cosas” fit Bart’s student-life struggle: smart enough but easily distracted and always wanting to escape responsibility. The mix of humor, mild saltiness, and youthful "skill issue" self-awareness (“realmente tengo skill issue”) rounds out the parallel to Bart more than to the more serious or responsible core Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their world revolves around solitary, screen‑based hobbies (gacha games, drawing, Minecraft map art) rather than social events, and their bio "19 | idk" plus tweets like “un día estoy completamente desmotivado y al otro día ya tengo ganas de hacer mil cosas” show self‑focused reflection more than outward social engagement. They favor Intuition (N) over concrete Sensing: instead of detailing real‑life practical matters, they obsess over future possibilities and imaginative goals, e.g. “lo hice, la c6 de columbina en el rerun (si es q siquiera sale jugable)” and speculative hype like “COLUMBINA 6.2???”. Their tone fits Feeling (F) more than detached Thinking: they openly vent and exaggerate emotions (“CHINGA TU MADRE DOTTORE”, “q desgraciada mi suerte, perdí el 50/50 de saber, de hysilens y de mualani”) and center their likes and frustrations instead of structured arguments. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): they oscillate between motivation and demotivation (“un día estoy completamente desmotivado y al otro día ya tengo ganas de hacer mil cosas”), complain about university in a spontaneous way (“Saquenme de la uni”), and play games in a flexible, experimental style (“Probando equipos y cosas raras Top 4 DPS”) rather than presenting strict schedules or structured plans. Even their long‑term gacha goals, like “10k protos para Columbina” and “Ahorros para Columbina C2 R1 #1 74 Pity, Asegurado”, are framed more as passionate dreams than carefully organized, methodical strategies, which fits an INFP: introverted, fantasy‑driven, emotional, and loosely planned.

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19 • Uni student surviving on gacha rates and caffeine. Lost every 50/50 but still saving for Columbina C6. DM if your Zenless also runs at 5 FPS.– @CarlowsZzz

Your signature cocktail
Blue curaçao captures their deep obsession with Fontaine-era Genshin and their dream of maxing out Columbina, like when they say they “did the Abyss with Wrio and Luka at 60” and still believe “No quita nada Wrio”. Spiced rum reflects the salty, explosive gamer energy behind lines like “CHINGA TU MADRE DOTTORE” and “q asco da jugar con mavuika”, giving the drink a strong hit. Lychee juice adds a soft, almost shy sweetness that mirrors their bio “19 | idk” and the way they gush “q bella que está Columbina 🛐🛐”. Tonic water brings a slightly bitter, persistent fizz for the grind of pity, savings, and bad luck, like “q desgraciada mi suerte, perdí el 50/50 de saber, de hysilens y de mualani”. Finally, a dash of chili bitters stands for their chaotic bursts of motivation and creative streaks—Map Art, drawing, and Endfield experiments—seen in “Día 1 haciendo un Map Art de Columbina en mi survival” and “No se dibujar pero se hace el intento #Columbina”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a methodical, analytical mindset and a strong interest in optimizing and understanding game systems, which fits Ravenclaw well. They break down goals numerically and mechanically, like setting a precise aim of “300% crit damage” in a build (“Columbina Build La meta son 300% de daño crítico”) and tracking pity and guarantee mechanics in detail (“74 Pity, Asegurado Conozco su kit vagamente, no me quiero spoilear graficamente :>”, “73 pity con asegurado”, “200 pulls y el siguiente creo que es asegurado por la mecánica”). They also enjoy creative projects around their interests, like planning and executing a multi‑map Minecraft artwork (“Día 1 haciendo un Map Art de Columbina en mi survival Son 4 mapas”, “Ya tengo todo para el MapArt de Columbina >:3”) and practicing drawing despite saying they’re not good at it (“No se dibujar pero se hace el intento #Columbina”). Their joking about university burnout (“Saquenme de la uni”, “Amanecí inspirado pero no para ir a la uni”) further suggests a student who is intellectually engaged but exhausted, rather than someone primarily driven by ambition (Slytherin) or heroics (Gryffindor). Overall, the combination of number‑tracking, optimization, and creative side projects aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw’s love of learning and intellectual play.

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A song that fits them well is Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots, because it mixes playful creativity with anxiety about the future and responsibilities, just like their timeline. They swing between motivation and burnout, as seen in posts like “un día estoy completamente desmotivado y al otro día ya tengo ganas de hacer mil cosas” and “Amanecí inspirado pero no para ir a la uni”, mirroring the song’s tension between dreams and real life. Their bio “19 | idk” and tweets like “Saquenme de la uni” echo the lyrics about wishing to return to a simpler time and feeling lost in early adulthood. At the same time, they pour a lot of energy into games and creative projects—like “Día 1 haciendo un Map Art de Columbina en mi survival” and “No se dibujar pero se hace el intento #Columbina”—which matches the song’s nostalgic, imaginative side. Even their joking complaints about luck and gacha, such as “q desgraciada mi suerte, perdí el 50/50 de saber, de hysilens y de mualani”, fit the theme of feeling like life’s systems are rigged against you, a core vibe of Stressed Out.

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