carlunaire
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devoted: Their repeated, intense fandom statements like 'HE IS LOVE , PERFECT...' and 'i would probably give away my ability to breathe in exchange for carl's self titled' show unwavering loyalty to who/what they love.
- Observant: Detail-focused notes such as 'in a lot of earlier pictures carl used to cut the thin end of his ties' reveal a careful eye for small, telling details.
- Expressive: They communicate big feelings openly — 'very ill at the moment... a single picture of carl wrecked me completely' — and don't hide emotional transparency.
- Witty: Jabs like 'Spotify... I would rather Chew on a handful of uranium dipped bolts than listen to inhaler' demonstrate a sharp sense of ironic humour.
- Nostalgic Archivist: What reads like fandom-care and history-keeping—'considering carl moved to london for uni... that makes narcissist the second oldest libertines songs'—shows commitment to preserving trivia and lore.
Weaknesses:
- Obsessive: Repeated replaying of small clips ('there's Two videos of carl blowing his nose and i keep switching between them') and 'stalk their every post' framing shows fixation that can be unhealthy.
- Overdramatic: Crying over images and grand declarations like 'i would probably give away my ability to breathe' indicate a tendency toward melodrama.
- Gatekeeper Instinct: Lines like 'is it one's fate to be a gatekeeper?... someone has to be...' show a defensive, exclusionary streak toward newer fans or tastes.
- Self‑sabotaging: Confessions of drunken posts ('I'm sooooooooooooo drunk') and 'fuck my life man' suggest impulsive behaviour that can land them in regret.
- Hyper‑anxious: Frequent worry and imagined catastrophes—'WHAT HAPPENED TO WALKING?!' and draft tweets about 9/11—reveal anxiety that sometimes slides into obsessional rumination.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Comic Book Guy is an obsessive, judgmental superfanscape condensed into one character; this account similarly polices taste ('is it one's fate to be a gatekeeper?') and delights in nitpicking trivia ('in a lot of earlier pictures carl used to cut the thin end of his ties'). Both are prone to melodrama, indulging in petty rants and endless fannish commentary while taking their passions very seriously.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Extraverted (E): their performative, public emotionality and frequent interactions ('I'm sooooooooooooo drunk @.carlbaratmusic', 'Carl should have a sleepover with us...') suggest energy gained from sharing and projecting feelings. Intuitive (N): they spin metaphors and hypothetical scenes—manifesting 'emo carl' and dreaming up imagined backstage fights—rather than focusing only on dry facts. Feeling (F): emotional decision-making and empathy drive them; 'a single picture of carl wrecked me completely' shows choices guided by sentiment. Perceiving (P): they are spontaneous and flexible, oscillating between frantic, drunk, nostalgic and scholarly moods ('fuck my life man', 'when in doubt turn to the books of albion'). These tweets together—'tumblr notifications... stalk their every post' and 'chanting 'i know what I'm doing' while painting'—map neatly onto an enthusiastic, imaginative ENFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- I'd trade my last cigarette pack for one of Carl's picks, but I'd rather trade it for your number — fantasy swap?
- If you were a Libertines lyric I'd tattoo you on my collarbone and then surgically hide the pick under it just to prove I loved you more.
- Are you a sleepover invitation? Because I already cried thinking about cuddling and discussing feelings with you all night.
- Call me obsessive, but I just replayed your smile like it's one of Carl's videos — wanna be my favorite loop?
- I'd let you gatekeep my heart if you promise to wear a stupid hat every morning so I have something to pray about.
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Your new Twitter bio
Literary philologist • Libertines obsessive • carlpilled & baratmaxxer • archivist of tiny fandom tragedies • sleepover fantasist & occasional drunk poet — asks too many questions about hair– @carlunaire
Your signature cocktail
The Barat Rosary
The Barat Rosary is bittersweet and theatrical: the gin evokes their London fixation and indie taste ('moved to london for uni'), Campari adds bitter adoration matching lines like 'HE IS LOVE , PERFECT...', blackberry syrup brings the heady, late-night fruitiness of drunken confessions ('I'm sooooooooooooo drunk'), lemon cuts through like sharp, witty commentary ('Spotify... rather Chew on... than listen to inhaler'), and a smoky tea spritz hints at the rosary from Italy they wore ('my mother gifted me a rosary straight from italy'). It's a drink equal parts worship and irony.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their tweets radiate passionate courage and theatrical devotion more than quiet cunning or pure logic: declaring 'HE IS LOVE , PERFECT...' and openly sobbing over photos is brave in its vulnerability. They take public stances, loudly defend tastes and play the dramatic romantic—'every day upon waking up i pray that carl will wear a stupid hat today'—which reads like Gryffindor bravado and loyalty. Their impulse to shout, gatekeep and stage-manage fandom moments ('someone has to be [a gatekeeper]') fits the house's loud, opinionated streak.
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I Wanna Be Adored - The Stone Roses
The refrain of yearning 'I wanna be adored' matches the account's worshipful tone: 'HE IS LOVE , PERFECT...' and 'he is jesus to me' read like refrains of adoration rather than critique. The song's brooding, swooning declaration of wanting to be held up echoes the user's desire to elevate Carl to mythic status and their confessional, worshipful tweets.
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