Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for bands and media, e.g. defending Babymetal in “LAVE SUA BOCA PRA FALAR DO MEU BABYMETAL” and obsessing over Oliver Sykes and MCR in multiple tweets.
- Affectionate friend: Expresses love and admiration for friends and idols, such as calling someone “minha rainha Diana minha melhor amiga” in “odeio todos, só fica lindo na minha rainha Diana minha melhor amiga” and “amo tanto minha esposa” in “amo tanto minha esposa”.
- Reflective observer: Thinks about relationships and experiences in detail, like the thread about their grandparents’ behavior and homophobia in “a minha vó é super homofóbica...” and “ele só conversa com meu pai tadinho...”.
- Humorous storyteller: Uses self‑deprecating humor and absurd images, e.g. laughing at a gross edit of their philosophy teacher in “EU FIZ A EDIÇÃO MAIS NOJENTA PORCA DO MEU PROFESSOR DE FILOSOFIA EU TO RINDO COMO PODE” and the fan mess with the ventilator accident in “eu fui empurrar o ventilador e eu meti o dedo dentro dele LIGADO pqpppppp meu deus vo morrer”.
- Creative fan: Engages imaginatively with media, like detailed AO3 fic descriptions in “li uma no ao3 inspirada no clipe de mantra...” and talking about drawing despite back pain in “To levantando pra desenhar espero que essa merda valha a dor na coluna”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and profanity toward others or platforms, e.g. “filhos da puta” in “Querem apostar quanto que um desses filhos da puta vai falar que minha redação foi anulada” and “já ta podendo bombardear essa merda de plataforma?” in “já ta podendo bombardear essa merda de plataforma?”.
- Aggressive reactions: Responds very intensely when upset or criticized, like “VOU BLOQUEAR VOCES” in “VOU BLOQUEAR VOCES” and threats of extreme actions over movies or shows in “Gente é serio se eu n ver esse filme crimes inimagináveis em meu nome serão cometidos”.
- Self‑destructive jokes: Often makes casual comments about death or self‑harm in frustration, such as “Pqp me mata logo pfv” in “Pqp me mata logo pfv as góticas de Israel” and “eu vou me matae é hoje” about a movie session in “Gente nao tem sessão pra more than we ever imagined pra Sorocaba eu vou me matae é hoje”.
- Impulse driven: Acts or speaks before thinking through consequences, like sticking a finger into a running fan in “eu fui empurrar o ventilador e eu meti o dedo dentro dele LIGADO pqpppppp meu deus vo morrer” and strong, immediate outbursts like “sai daqui” in “sai daqui”.
- Conflict prone: Gets into confrontational stances over opinions, e.g. telling people to wash their mouths for criticizing artists in “LAVE SUA BOCA PRA FALAR DO MEU BABYMETAL” and mocking others’ musical takes in “a sim ele coloca 6 bandas no bolso acho que não hein...”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user fits Lisa Simpson best: passionate, opinionated, and very emotionally intense, but also reflective and self-aware. Like Lisa with her music obsessions and niche bands, they’re deeply into specific artists and songs, fiercely defending them, as in posts like “LAVE SUA BOCA PRA FALAR DO MEU BABYMETAL” and “Vocês não entendem three cheers for sweet revenge e blurryface como eu”. They show political and social awareness, mixing anger and dark humor, in tweets such as “já ta podendo bombardear essa merda de plataforma?” and “Esquerda Desgraçada”. At the same time, they have a strong emotional and family side, talking tenderly about their grandparents in threads like “Pra um velhinho, meu vô me surpreendeu…” and “a minha vó é super homofóbica… mas ele é muito na dele”, which echoes Lisa’s mix of love, frustration, and empathy toward her family. Their religious trauma mixed with fascination, shown in “Acho essa capa com o terço tão linda, alimenta meu trauma religioso da maneira mais maravilhosa possível”, also mirrors Lisa’s complex relationship with belief, ethics, and identity.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They come across as more introverted than extroverted: while they’re very expressive online, most tweets center on their inner world (music, fandom, fic, fears) rather than going out and socializing, e.g. “To levantando pra desenhar espero que essa merda valha a dor na coluna” and their long reflections about their grandparents and home life “a minha vó é super homofóbica…”. They clearly lean intuitive (N): they fixate on meanings, symbolism, and imagined scenarios rather than practical details, like analyzing a fic’s premise and themes “li uma no ao3 inspirada no clipe de mantra…” or how a music video transforms a song’s experience “Eu gosto muito que o clipe da uma nova experiência pra música…”. Their decision-making is highly feeling (F)-oriented and value-based: they show strong emotional loyalty to bands and people (“LAVE SUA BOCA PRA FALAR DO MEU BABYMETAL”, “amo tanto minha esposa”) and deep concern for relationships and being misunderstood by their philosophy teacher “eu tenho medo de ele achar que eu tenho as mesmas intenções…”. Finally, they seem more perceiving (P) than judging: their timeline is spontaneous, reactive, and often last‑minute (“eu ainda não acredito que falta tipo uma semana” before a show: link; stressing over cinema sessions and tickets as they appear: “AINDA N COMEÇOU A VENDER INGRESSO AQUIII”), with emotions driving the moment rather than structured planning. Altogether, the introspective but intense emotional life, idealization of favorite artists/characters, and spontaneous, value-driven reactions best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You yelling ‘LAVE SUA BOCA PRA FALAR DO MEU BABYMETAL’ made me think… if I promise to respect your bands like they’re holy relics, can I get promoted from fã to ‘rainha Diana-level best friend’?
- You almost lost a finger shoving your hand in the fan, you scream My Chemical Romance lyrics at home, and still worry your philosophy teacher might misunderstand you—wanna date someone who’ll be just as dramatic but actually understands you like you understand Three Cheers and Blurryface?
- You said every man you see becomes a transition goal and that you ‘wanna be like Oli when you grow up’—how about we compromise: you turn into your ultimate emo icon, and I’ll be the cult member from the Mantra fic who worships you properly.
- You got excited about passing through São Paulo on the show day and stressed over pre-sales in Sorocaba… if I promise to stand in every pre-sale queue with you, will you let me be the person you’re screaming ‘EU NÃO ACREDITO QUE FALTA UMA SEMANA’ with?
- Your grandpa making silly jokes, you confessing at church with huge nails, religious trauma fed by that album cover with the rosary… if love is a cult, consider this my trigger warning: I’m about to start a ‘do you wanna start a cult with me?’ situation but it’s just us, snacks, and loud MCR at your place.
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Catholic emo kid powered by MCR, BMTH & Babymetal. Once blasted Thank You for the Venom so loud my mom heard it from the health clinic.– @carnecanibal
Your signature cocktail
Blurry Cheers for Sweet Revenge Shot
This cocktail is loud, dramatic, and a little unhinged, just like them screaming “SO GIVE ME ALL YOUR POISON AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR PILSS” and then immediately pivoting to anxious fandom meltdowns like “Gente nao tem sessão pra more than we ever imagined pra Sorocaba eu vou me matae é hoje”. The spiced dark rum is for their intense emo/alt core, blasting MCR and TOP with lines like “Vocês não entendem three cheers for sweet revenge e blurryface como eu”. Blood orange juice nods to the dramatic, almost religious imagery and trauma they relish, as in “Acho essa capa com o terço tão linda, alimenta meu trauma religioso da maneira mais maravilhosa possível”. The jittery espresso shot captures their hyper, all‑caps energy when they yell things like “PQPPPP SIMMMMMMMMM”, while the chili-honey syrup balances their foul-mouthed threats (“já ta podendo bombardear essa merda de plataforma?”) with genuine sweetness toward people they love, like “AMOOO AMOO MUITO ♥️”. Finally, the activated charcoal salt rim is a gothic wink to their love of dark aesthetics and cult vibes, echoing “do you wanna start a cult with me?” while making the whole thing look as dramatic as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor-style boldness, impulsiveness, and a tendency to dramatize everything as life-or-death. They repeatedly use intense, all‑caps language and threats of extreme action, like when they react to a movie release with: “Gente é serio se eu n ver esse filme crimes inimagináveis em meu nome serão cometidos” and to not getting a screening with: “Gente nao tem sessão pra more than we ever imagined pra Sorocaba eu vou me matae é hoje”, which fits Gryffindor’s dramatic impulsivity more than cold Slytherin calculation. They are openly combative in defense of what they love, e.g. music and bands, as in: “LAVE SUA BOCA PRA FALAR DO MEU BABYMETAL” and “Falaram mal de Nice To Know You Ft. Sugarbabes Lavem as bocas de vocês pra falar da minha rainha”, which shows a readiness to stand up loudly for their favorites. There is also a streak of reckless humor and self‑endangerment, like pushing a running fan and getting hurt: “eu fui empurrar o ventilador e eu meti o dedo dentro dele LIGADO pqpppppp meu deus vo morrer”, pointing to typical Gryffindor carelessness rather than methodical Ravenclaw caution. Even their political and platform frustration comes out as explosive defiance, e.g. “já ta podendo bombardear essa merda de plataforma?”, which is more about fiery rebellion than strategic Slytherin scheming. Taken together—the protective loyalty toward people and bands they love, the dramatic all‑or‑nothing tone, and emotional impulsiveness—these traits align most convincingly with Gryffindor.
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Your song
Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for them is “Famous Last Words” by My Chemical Romance, because it captures emotional intensity, resilience, and melodramatic flair that mirrors their timeline. They constantly quote and live inside MCR lyrics, like “SO GIVE ME ALL YOUR POISON AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR PILSS AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR HOPELESS HEARTS AND MAKE ME ILL” and “Vocês não entendem three cheers for sweet revenge e blurryface como eu”, showing how deeply this band shapes their identity. The defiant, survivalist tone of Famous Last Words (“I am not afraid to keep on living”) fits someone who jokes dramatically about death or disaster while still pushing forward, like “Gente é serio se eu n ver esse filme crimes inimagináveis em meu nome serão cometidos” and “Gente nao tem sessão pra more than we ever imagined pra Sorocaba eu vou me matae é hoje”. Their mixture of religious trauma and affection, seen in “Acho essa capa com o terço tão linda, alimenta meu trauma religioso da maneira mais maravilhosa possível”, also resonates with the song’s dark yet hopeful aesthetic. Overall, Famous Last Words matches their loud, emotional, goth-emo heart that refuses to give up even while screaming about everything.
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