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The account reads like someone very online, emotionally intense, and introspective, which fits Lisa Simpson more than the other main characters. Like Lisa, she’s melodramatic and self-aware about her feelings, mixing dark humor with genuine overwhelm, as in “se todo janeiro for assim eu vou me matar esse dezembro” and “minha vida é 7ma desgraa”. She’s passionate about her niche interests and obsessions (League, VKS, Caitlyn skins), similar to how Lisa fixates on causes and hobbies, shown in “meu maior sonho era ter uma star guardian pra cait” and “eu me apeguei num time de lol puta que pariu que coisa de virjola”. There’s also a strong moral/critical streak, calling out creepy or sexist behavior, like in “seja o maior adc do brasil… e ainda vai ter homem defendendo olha que legal”, which matches Lisa’s tendency to rant about injustices. Finally, despite the sarcasm and anger, she clearly cares deeply about friends and small emotional moments, like “minha maior core memory é sempre comer todas quando maridu levava pra escola…”, which is very in line with Lisa’s sentimental side.

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They strongly value privacy and emotional safety, even while tweeting a lot, which leans introvert: they say they love a private account but sometimes feel like they "live" as if in public, showing tension with exposure: “eu amo conta privada mas eu sinto que vivo de conta pública as vezes”. Their focus is much more on feelings, meanings, and personal symbolism than on practical details: they attach emotional weight to skins and chromas like “eu te amo chroma quartzo rosa” and treat LoL champions and teams as part of their inner world, as in “meu maior sonho era ter uma star guardian pra cait”. They consistently process life through emotion rather than detached logic, frequently using hyperbolic emotional language about everyday frustrations: “as legendas do bts não estão funcionando irei me matar” and “passei o dia todo chorando por causa de vídeo bonitinho to mal”. They are blunt and expressive but still very value-driven, especially around ethics and boundaries; for example, they aggressively call out a predatory pro player scenario while highlighting moral outrage: “seja o maior adc do brasil ... e ainda vai ter homem defendendo olha que legal”, which points to strong Feeling rather than impersonal Thinking. Their life seems more reactive and emotionally driven than structured or planned, joking about chaotic school performance and changing gaming goals on a whim: “metas de 2026: parar de jogar lol pra sempre IF NOT aprender a jogar de samira”, which fits a flexible, Perceiving approach. Overall, the combination of inward focus, emotional intensity, idealization of teams/characters, and loose, spontaneous lifestyle fits INFP best.

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League, VKS & Atlético enthusiast. Once skipped lunch because someone said I looked thinner. Balancing school stress, esports drafts & pink chromas.– @carolinafroeder

Your signature cocktail
The Pink gin is for her loud, unapologetically queer vibe and love for brega aesthetics, like when she posts “eu + minhas bandeiras!!” “eu + minhas bandeiras!! ( na priv por que morro de vergonha dessa foto )” and has a location set to “lesbianismo e vivo keyd”. An Espresso shot captures her chaotic, sleep-deprived, school-hating energy from “não quero escola não quero escola não quero escola” and all the rage-tweets about life, family, and LoL. Passion fruit juice brings a sweet-sour note, like her dramatic affection in “estou muito apaixonada vou me suicidar” mixed with constant emotional whiplash over teams and friends. Tonic water adds a bitter, fizzy realism that reflects her dark humor around January and life in general, as in “se todo janeiro for assim eu vou me matar esse dezembro” and her ongoing tilt with LoL and players. Finally, edible glitter or star-shaped sprinkles are a nod to her obsession with Caitlyn and pretty skins like Star Guardian and arcade vibes, from “meu maior sonho era ter uma star guardian pra cait” and “amo você skin fliperama”, turning the whole drink into a sparkling, slightly cursed gamer-girl potion.

Your Hogwarts House
This account shows a very Gryffindor mix of impulsiveness, intensity, and willingness to say what she thinks even when it’s aggressive or unpopular. She repeatedly uses violent or self-destructive hyperbole when frustrated, like when school or life overwhelms her in tweets such as “não quero escola não quero escola não quero escola”, “se todo janeiro for assim eu vou me matar esse dezembro”, and “vocês vão ver eu me matar dia 15 você vão”, which reads as dramatic, feelings-first reactivity typical of Gryffindors. She is outspoken and combative about people and teams she cares about, e.g. passionately defending or attacking players and orgs in esports with tweets like “a gente não tem patrocinador a gente não tem influenciador famoso com a gente” and harsh call‑outs such as “seja o maior adc do brasil… e ainda vai ter homem defendendo olha que legal”, which reflects moral outrage and standing up for what she thinks is right. She’s also quick to express raw anger but reins it in when needed, as in “quando a pessoa manda uma mensagem que te deixa tão puta que você manda ela enfiar um pau no cu dela mas você prefere manter a paz”, showing the classic Gryffindor struggle between fiery temper and wanting to be decent. Combined with her intense attachments to her team and friends (“eu me apeguei num time de lol puta que pariu que coisa de virjola”, “se eu mando eu te amo as 10 da noite pra livia e sumo ela vem em Minas me bater”), the overall profile fits a passionate, loud, emotionally driven Gryffindor far more than the subtler traits of the other houses.

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A fitting song for @carolinafroeder is you should see me in a crown by Billie Eilish, because it captures a mix of self-deprecating humor, anger, and quiet power that runs through their timeline. They’re openly dramatic and darkly humorous about their own feelings, saying things like “se todo janeiro for assim eu vou me matar esse dezembro” and “estou muito apaixonada vou me suicidar”, which fits Billie’s blend of vulnerability and menace. At the same time, they’re fiercely opinionated and combative, whether it’s about LoL pros (“ninguém liga pra esse mano da pain”; “não aguento mais eles falando do feioso do trymbi”) or personal boundaries (“quando a pessoa manda uma mensagem que te deixa tão puta que você manda ela enfiar um pau no cu dela mas você prefere manter a paz”). The song’s theme of wearing your pain like a crown mirrors how they lean into their obsessions and struggles, from intense esports fandom (“eu me apeguei num time de lol puta que pariu que coisa de virjola”) to chaotic school and life stress (“não quero escola não quero escola não quero escola”). Overall, the track’s dark, dramatic energy and confident defiance fit their mix of gay gamer chaos, emotional intensity, and sharp tongue.

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