Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong, loyal emotion for Flamengo and music awards, celebrating wins and venting about losses, e.g. “olha Flamengo, se for pra tá assim no jogo do remo, eu troco a minha camisa e visto a do remo” and “GANHOU CARALHO GANHOU PORRA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares feelings about anxiety, love, gratitude, and doubt, like “eu sou tão grata por ter poucos amigos, tão grata, que sinto que a minha vida tem paz assim” and “sinto q eu fiz uma escolha ruim mas sigo pensando que foi a melhor escolha do mundo”.
- Humorous candid: Uses self-deprecating and chaotic humor, making jokes about food, bathrooms, and life, e.g. “caralho passei uma hora no banheiro” and “se eu continuar mais um pouco em casa, eu viro uma bola de tanto comer”.
- Supportive friend: Expresses affection and support for friends and ‘mamãe’, like “ai q saudade da miga yas miga te amo” and going with her mom for college paperwork in “mandaram mensagem sobre a documentação da faculdade e falei pra mamãe: mãe bora comigo nao sei fazer essas coisas”.
- Ambitious dreamer: Talks about university, work, fashion, and big fantasies (Birkin, Chrome Hearts, parties), such as “passei no prouni? passei”, “sera q a empresa vai me contratar com o meu currículo meia boca q eu fiz”, and “qria ser a nepobaby da chrome hearts”.
Weaknesses:
- Explosive anger: Often reacts with intense swearing and aggression, especially about football, e.g. “porra seus filhas da puta tão com as putas na cabeça? ah porra se for pra tá assim, dá meia volta e come puta caralho” and “LEO PEREIRA FILHA DA PUTA”.
- Harsh judgment: Uses strong insults toward others, including public figures and acquaintances, like “o que me cura saber é que o justin nao ganhou NADA”, “coisa que a racista da suki sonha ter”, and “a vaca me deu softblock”.
- Self-doubtful: Frequently questions her own choices and worth, such as “sera q a empresa vai me contratar com o meu currículo meia boca q eu fiz” and “sinto q eu fiz uma escolha ruim mas sigo pensando que foi a melhor escolha do mundo”.
- Impulsive posting: Acknowledges oversharing and being very online, e.g. “esqueço q o meu perfil é aberto” and “voces tem q aprender a ser cronicamente online”, while tweeting highly personal thoughts in real time.
- Romantic fixation: Shows intense, sometimes painful focus on crushes and imagined relationships, like “queria que ele me desse uma chance mas tudo bem é apenas um sonho”, “quero ele pra mim aqui comigo deitado comigo”, and “saiba que meu grande amor hoje vai se casar… deixou em pedaços meu coração”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The account mixes chaotic humor, impulsive emotions, and sudden bursts of tenderness in a way that’s very similar to Homer Simpson. There’s loud, over-the-top rage and swearing when it comes to football and frustration, like in “porra seus filhas da puta tão com as putas na cabeça? ah porra se for pra tá assim, dá meia volta e come puta caralho” and “LEO PEREIRA FILHA DA PUTA”, echoing Homer yelling at the TV or at the Springfield Isotopes. At the same time, they’re openly affectionate and sentimental, e.g. “eu sou tão grata por ter poucos amigos, tão grata, que sinto que a minha vida tem paz assim” and “quero ele pra mim aqui comigo deitado comigo”, which matches Homer’s soft side with his family. There’s also a mix of lazy self‑awareness and indulgence, like “se eu continuar mais um pouco em casa, eu viro uma bola de tanto comer” and spending an hour in the bathroom in “caralho passei uma hora no banheiro”, very in line with Homer’s comfort‑seeking, slightly sloppy lifestyle. Finally, their dramatic reactions to pop culture and awards, such as “GANHOU CARALHO GANHOU PORRA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”, resemble Homer’s exaggerated, emotional responses to TV, music, and his favorite idols.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They read as an Extrovert (E): they thrive on live reactions to football matches and award shows, loudly venting and celebrating in real time, e.g. “GANHOU CARALHO GANHOU PORRA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and “já me caguei umas cinco vezes por causa desse jogo”, which suggests energy from external events and sharing them. Their focus is strongly Sensing (S): tweets are concrete, bodily and situational—food, clothes, logistics, and immediate frustrations like “se eu continuar mais um pouco em casa, eu viro uma bola de tanto comer” and specific items like a kimono being sold out in “justo quando eu acho o kimono que eu quero, tá esgotado”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, leading with emotion and personal values rather than detached logic: they gush about friends and gratitude in “eu sou tão grata por ter poucos amigos, tão grata, que sinto que a minha vida tem paz assim”, and react intensely to people they dislike or consider racist, as in “coisa que a racista da suki sonha ter”. Their lifestyle is highly Perceiving (P): spontaneous, flexible, and a bit chaotic—she jokes about decisions like whether to drink now or later in “to entre beber a única beats que eu tenho ou beber só amanhã mas ja to ansiosa” and admits uncertainty about adult tasks and the future with “sera q a empresa vai me contratar com o meu currículo meia boca q eu fiz”. Overall, the combination of loud social engagement, sensory focus, emotional expressiveness, and spontaneous living is most consistent with ESFP—the energetic, reactive, in-the-moment “performer” type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can threaten to swap your Flamengo shirt for Remo mid-game, imagine the chaos if I pull up wearing your team’s jersey AND bring you a Skol Beats as payment like Yasmin.
- You said if you stay home you’ll turn into a ball from eating so much… good, then we can roll together to Jack’s London on ‘La Cumbia’ night and cure both our FOMO.
- You’re grateful for having few friends and loving the peace it brings; I’m just here applying for the position of ‘one of the few’—the one who celebrates every ‘ih caralho passei’ and every Prouni victory right beside you.
- Since you feel like SZA’s ‘Wavy’ demo every day and Dean Blunt soundtracks the times you forget yourself, let me be the playlist that makes you remember you’re THAT girl—with matte brown makeup, funny bag, and a Birkin bet on the next dominó match.
- You dreaming of a party with 5 women and 100 men is wild, but plot twist: it’s just you, Rosalia, Lauryn Hill finally leaving the stage on time, Pharrell ‘prin’, and me—because your February already ‘depends on you’, and I’m voting for the version where we’re lying together like you wanted with ‘him’ in that tweet.
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Flamengo heart, future college kid, chronic overthinker. Once spent an hour in the bathroom planning a party with 5 women and 100 men.– @carolthiings
Your signature cocktail
Pitbull de Skol Beats à Solta
This cocktail starts with Skol Beats as the base, because their "payment" is literally a box of Beats and they get anxious deciding when to drink it: “o legal de trabalhar com a yasmin é que o meu pagamento é uma caixa de skol beats” and “to entre beber a única beats que eu tenho ou beber só amanhã mas ja to ansiosa”. A shot of cachaça or vodka represents their intense, foul-mouthed, zero-filter side screaming at football and life: “porra seus filhas da puta tão com as putas na cabeça?” and “LEO PEREIRA FILHA DA PUTA”. Passion fruit pulp brings in the emotional, dreamy part of them that falls in love with music and wants someone to lie down beside them: “quero ele pra mim aqui comigo deitado comigo” and “.to chorando ouvindo liam gallagher”. A pink glitter sugar rim nods to their glam, bag-obsessed, Birkin-dreaming aesthetic: “A BIRKIN PINK DA QUEN” and “criei uma pasta louca trancada a sete chaves porque é o meu sonho”. Finally, a hit of chili tincture or spicy bitters channels the chaotic, horny, unfiltered chaos of lines like “me da uma vontade de sentar naquele nariz dele” and the feral flirting energy of “fico com vontade de mandar mensagem falando “por que um pitbull desses tá a solta sem coleira?””. This drink is loud, messy, glittery, and unexpectedly heartfelt—just like @carolthiings’ timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor-style impulsiveness, emotional intensity, and a tendency to charge straight at whatever they feel, especially in football contexts. When Flamengo plays badly, they erupt with raw, confrontational energy, e.g. threatening to switch sides out of sheer frustration: “olha Flamengo, se for pra tá assim no jogo do remo, eu troco a minha camisa e visto a do remo” and “por mim daria um apavoro em cada um daquele time”. They often express feelings in an unfiltered, almost battle-cry way, like “fodase sabe o que é fodase? fodase” and “BORA CARALHO LIBERA O FILHA DA PUTA LOGO”, which reflects boldness rather than careful calculation. There’s also passionate loyalty and protective energy toward close ones and idols: they’re proud of having a small, peaceful circle of friends in “eu sou tão grata por ter poucos amigos, tão grata, que sinto que a minha vida tem paz assim” and react intensely in stan/award contexts with “GANHOU CARALHO GANHOU PORRA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. While there are hints of humor and self-awareness, the dominant pattern is fiery, reactive courage and a readiness to emotionally ‘go to war’—classic Gryffindor traits more than the long-game ambition of Slytherin or the calm diligence of Hufflepuff.
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Your song
good 4 u - Olivia Rodrigo
A song that best fits them is good 4 u by Olivia Rodrigo, because it mixes raw emotion, sarcasm, and chaotic humor in the same way their timeline does. They swing fast between vulnerability and rage, like when they explode at Flamengo with “porra seus filhas da puta tão com as putas na cabeça?” but also joke that they’ve already “me caguei umas cinco vezes por causa desse jogo”. There’s a strong sense of romantic longing and self‑awareness, seen in posts like “quero ele pra mim aqui comigo deitado comigo” and “queria que ele me desse uma chance mas tudo bem é apenas um sonho”, which matches the song’s ‘you moved on, I’m still losing it’ energy. At the same time, they’re dramatic, funny, and a bit unhinged in a very online way—calling themselves out for being “cronicamente online” in “voces tem q aprender a ser cronicamente online” and living in chaotic caps‑lock reactions like “GANHOU CARALHO GANHOU PORRA”. That mix of anger, humor, and emotional oversharing is exactly the spirit of good 4 u.
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