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Your Simpsons character
Their chaotic humor, impulsive daydreaming, and taste for absurdity echo Bart’s rebellious energy, especially in posts like “i jump out of the plane without a parachute”. A mischievous fascination with weirdness shows up in “MY ENTIRE TWITTER FEED IS BUNNIES TODAY” and “HEY, @YouTube! what the Fuck is this”, much like Bart’s prankster curiosity. Their self-assured chaos meets occasional sentimentality in “i like how magikarp is the only fish pokemon that is bound by the laws of physics instead of just floating in the air”, mirroring Bart’s flashes of heartfelt nerdiness.

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Ohio artist chronicling surreal dreams, retro games, and Magikarp physics; once live-tweeted a 15-day-old hot-dog mishap to teach proper expiration-date etiquette.– @carpsexer69

Your signature cocktail
The restless energy in “i jump out of the plane without a parachute” demands a bold smoky mezcal hit, while maple-syrup cold brew nods to “his forehead smells like maple syrup today...” and keeps the chaos caffeinated. Magikarp’s gravity-bound absurdity from “i like how magikarp is the only fish pokemon that is bound by the laws of physics…” fizzes back up as sparkling yuzu soda, blasting sweetness and weird citrus zing. Cayenne bitters bring the heated dramatics of “flashbang!”, creating an experimental, punchy cocktail that’s equal parts chaotic dream log and meme-fueled sermon. Sip when you’re ready to yeet yourself into the timeline void and still bet on something holy, just like “ALWAYS BET ON JESUS !!!”.

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Their timeline is dominated by curiosity, odd observations, and playful analysis rather than big moral stands or grinding hustle, which points strongly to Ravenclaw. They clearly enjoy weird facts and niche knowledge, like celebrating an obscure historical disaster in “Happy 107th ANNIVERSARY to the GREAT MOLASSES FLOOD INCIDENT of 1919! #GreatMolassesFlood #BostonMolassesDisaster #HappyAnniversary”, and musing about game trivia and tech (e.g., “a securitron running windows os is some of the funniest shit ever to me”). Their dreams and posts show creative, off‑beat imagination, such as “last night i dreamt that weird al yankovic ran a restaurant that specifically catered to autistic people” and “last night i dreamt that my brother got the role of lead antagonist in a barney the dinosaur movie”. They show delight in clever references and wordplay, for example “haha, thats a good referen 2011?!?!” and noticing tiny details like “theyre right there in the middle. 'boisENgirls'”. While they’re kind and attached to their pets and games, there’s little emphasis on loyalty or ambition compared to the strong pattern of wit, hyper‑specific interests, and fascination with odd concepts, which fits Ravenclaw best.

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Chaotic geek energy runs through their timeline, like “i like how magikarp is the only fish pokemon that is bound by the laws of physics instead of just floating in the air” and “i am an artist from ohio and this is my #bfdi #tpot algebralien oc”, mirroring the song’s nerdy exuberance. Their fascination with bizarre dreams and surreal humor—see “last night i dreamt that weird al yankovic ran a restaurant that specifically catered to autistic people” and “his forehead smells like maple syrup today...”—aligns with Oingo Boingo’s quirky lyrics about imagination run amok. The track’s high-energy, synthy irreverence fits their alternating mix of nostalgia and tongue-in-cheek despair captured in posts like “ROLL IT BACK THIS ONE SUCKS” and “hard to believe its already almost 2038... feels like it was 2025 just yesterday....”. Their feed reads like a neon collage of gamer culture, memes, and frantic curiosity; Weird Science captures that electric, brainy chaos perfectly.

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