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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny-jokey, and constantly doing bits for their niche fandom. Their timeline is full of irreverent, slightly edgy humor like “Sex is a very intimate and sacred act Your body is a temple and you shouldn't share it with someone who likes Dummies vs Noobs” and exaggerated threats such as “IF I CATCH YOU VOTING LONDON PRIME ITS ON SIGHT BRO”, which fits Bart’s prankster, mock-aggressive attitude. Like Bart obsessing over comics and TV, they hyperfixate on Dummies vs Noobs (DVN), running tournaments and meta jokes: “I want to make a small unofficial tournament of who’s the best boss of DvN!!” and “everytime i try out another fandom dvn pulls me back like a magnet”. Their flair for loud reactions—“AIJSIJSOIJSOJAIJSNISN” and “i have made a severe continuous lapse of my judgementi have made a severe continuous lapse of my judgement…”—mirrors Bart’s melodramatic, attention-grabbing antics. Even their self-described "certified PERVERT" bio and fixation on messy fandom drama feel like the online, fandom-poisoned version of Bart’s perpetual mischief and boundary-pushing jokes.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with the fandom, host polls and tournaments, and openly rally people with posts like “DONT LET THAT UGLY NON CANON BITCH WIN AGAINST MY BEAUTIFUL BUTCH WIFE” and “I want to make a small unofficial tournament of who’s the best boss of DvN!! Vote for your favorite boss in this thread…”, showing outward energy and engagement. They show strong Intuition (N) through abstract, idea-focused humor and meta-fandom takes like “Notice how both Lelantos and Lesbian has the letter L in them? This shows a lot about this society.” and their ongoing interest in lore and headcanons, e.g. “Dvn nationality headcanons 👀 anyone”. Their priorities and judgments are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they base stances on values and emotional loyalties, defending characters and queer representation with posts like “as a straight person i feel so unwelcome in the dvn fandom bc all anyone talks about is gay gay.” (a sarcastic empathy-mockery of bad takes) and “Sex is a very intimate and sacred act…you shouldn't share it with someone who likes Dummies vs Noobs”, where the punchline is value-based rather than logical. They look strongly Perceiving (P): their timeline is chaotic, spontaneous, and full of impulsive posts like “Alright man I'm deactivating” and “i have made a severe continuous lapse of my judgement…”, plus off-the-cuff creative bursts such as “this fanfiction shit is easy” and rapid redesigns/headcanons. Taken together—high social energy, abstract/fandom-idea focus, feelings-driven loyalties and humor, and spontaneous, unstructured creativity—ENFP fits them best.

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DVN lore & Lelantos analyst. Runs tiny boss tournaments, writes too much fanfic, once forgot Achilles doesn’t canonically wear glasses.– @carrotesoupp

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like their all‑caps devotion to Lelantos in posts like “DONT LET THAT UGLY NON CANON BITCH WIN AGAINST MY BEAUTIFUL BUTCH WIFE” and “CANON BUTCH QUEEN VS MINOS PRIME KNOCKOFF NON CANON CHUD”. The overproof rum brings unfiltered feral energy, echoing keysmash moments such as “AIJSIJSOIJSOJAIJSNISN”. Lychee liqueur is sweet but a bit eccentric, like calling themselves a “certified PERVERT” while also being openly affectionate about their partner in the bio. The sharp calamansi/lime juice nods to their biting humor and occasional salt, from “curling is a bum ass sport” to “Sex is a very intimate and sacred act Your body is a temple and you shouldn't share it with someone who likes Dummies vs Noobs”. Blue curaçao pays tribute to their obsession with colorful Dummies vs Noobs bosses like in “lefantos #dummiesvsnoobs #dvn” and their tournaments, while the fizzy strawberry soda adds playful, gay-coded sweetness for their gailantos yuri cravings (“when I checked dvn on ao3 all I could see is snipebomb fanfiction where is my yuri” and “Notice how both Lelantos and Lesbian has the letter L in them?”).

Your Hogwarts House
They show classic Gryffindor boldness and readiness to go to war over their opinions, especially in fandom polls and discourse. For example, they threaten dramatic action over a fictional tournament result: “if lelantos doesnt win this ill be so mad and cancel the tournament” and escalate disagreements into on-sight conflict: “IF I CATCH YOU VOTING LONDON PRIME ITS ON SIGHT BRO”. Their tweets are impulsive, emotionally charged, and performatively confrontational, like “DONT LET THAT UGLY NON CANON BITCH WIN AGAINST MY BEAUTIFUL BUTCH WIFE” and the repeated, frantic “i have made a severe continuous lapse of my judgement…”, which reads as dramatic self-flagellation rather than cold calculation. They also show a protective, knight-like devotion to favorite characters and groups (e.g., defending Lelantos and lesbian-coded readings), as in “How I feel after defending a 28 year old woman who would 100% kill me if given the chance”. While there is creativity and fandom meta (which might hint at Ravenclaw), the dominant vibe is loud, fiery, combative passion and a willingness to ‘fight’ for what they care about, which fits Gryffindor best.

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A fitting song for @carrotesoupp is girls by girl in red because so much of their personality online revolves around lesbian identity and intense sapphic fixation, especially on Lelantos. They flat-out brand themselves as queer and horny in their bio, calling themself a “certified PERVERT” and talking about being in a committed relationship with @mooniscool99, and repeatedly post about Lelantos as lesbian-coded, like when they say “i forgot real male cisgender men can like lelantos like no shes for lesbians only :///” and “Notice how both Lelantos and Lesbian has the letter L in them? This shows a lot about this society.”. The chaotic, obsessive, slightly unhinged tone of girls matches how they talk about their ships and characters, such as “when I checked dvn on ao3 all I could see is snipebomb fanfiction where is my yuri” and “as a straight person i feel so unwelcome in the dvn fandom bc all anyone talks about is gay gay.” (clearly sarcastic and mocking. Their timeline is full of lesbian jokes and yuri hunger, like “gailantos is actually hetslop because lelantos has short hair and only boys have short hair”, so a queer, messy, sapphic anthem fits. Overall, girls captures both their humorously thirsty vibe and the way they center lesbian desire in their fandom experience.

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