carson_tk
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: He live-reacts to games with high emotion—e.g., 'being a bucs fan is a humiliation ritual'—which shows he invests deeply in what he follows.
- Knowledgeable: He tracks conference records and history, tweeting detailed SWC stats like 'All of the OG SWC teams have a combined overall record of 69 40', demonstrating depth of knowledge.
- Entertaining: His account functions as a show: nicknames and running bits like 'Demon M1K3 is back!!!' and 'this page is now a Kyle Pitts hate account' keep followers amused.
- Loyal: He repeatedly supports SMU and other underdogs—'#GoMustangs' and 'I will be rooting for Tulane... I love myself an underdog team' show steadfast allegiance.
- Ambitious: Taking flight training as a teen ('Student Pilot') while juggling school and active social media implies discipline and future orientation.
Weaknesses:
- Overreactive: Frequent extremes like 'WE ARE THE WORST TEAM EVER' and 'I genuinely hate this team' show a tendency to blow up emotionally in the moment.
- Impulsive: Quick-to-post hot takes—'#FIREBOWLES #FIREGRIZZARD'—reveal a reflex to demand drastic action without nuance.
- Pugnacious: He insults players and teams often ('Zyon McCollum is such a bum'), which can alienate others and escalate fights on social media.
- Tunnel-focused: His attention centers tightly on teams/games (constant live tweets), which can narrow perspective—evidenced by near-constant game thread content.
- Tone-volatile: He flips between humorous and vitriolic—'I love Mike Evans' vs 'I genuinely hate this team'—making his public voice inconsistent.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart is the best Simpsons match: youthful, snarky, mischievous, and always poking at the establishment. Carson’s tweet style—taunts, mock outrage, and running gags like 'this page is now a Kyle Pitts hate account'—mirrors Bart’s prankish public persona. Both love to rile people up, create catchphrases, and treat social spaces like a stage for attitude rather than a forum for careful debate.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
Carson reads as an ESFP: outgoing, present-focused, emotionally expressive, and drawn to sensory excitement. Extraversion shows in his constant address to followers and live-game engagement ('alr y’all im boutta go to bed, hopefully we fire Bowles by the time I wake up 🙏'). Sensing appears in his play-by-play attention to concrete game details ('McLaughlin drills it from 49', 'Falcons have committed 8 penalties in a quarter and a half'). Feeling is clear from emotional language ('I love Mike Evans', 'This team actually makes me sick'). Perceiving shows up as spontaneity and flexible takes—hot rants, sudden team switches ('I will be rooting for Tulane in the CFP'), and meme-driven improvisation.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a touchdown? Because every time you post I wanna scream and wake up my parents. (Rumor has it I’ll even convince them to take me to the game.)
- Call me your student pilot — I’ll fly us to SMU, park on the 50, and narrate the whole game just so you have a front-row laugh.
- If loving you is a humiliation ritual, then I’m proudly signing up for season tickets.
- Forget 'Demon M1K3' — we could start 'Demon Us' and make every highlight reel twice as dramatic.
- Do you believe in underdogs? Because I’m ready to root for you like I root for Tulane: loud, loyal, and with snacks.
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Your new Twitter bio
17 • Tampa ↔️ SMU • Student Pilot ✈️ • SWC historian & #GoMustangs stan • Bucs hillbilly by night • @SMUFB giveaway alumni • Parody? I call it peak sports commentary– @carson_tk
Your signature cocktail
The Humiliation Ritual
This drink mirrors Carson’s mix of sweet devotion and bitter roast: dark rum for Tampa heat, ginger beer for spicy snap like his hot takes ('Zyon McCollum is such a bum'), lime for zesty laughs ('Herbert a bum too 🤣'), and smoked bitters to hint at the team-burning frustration he posts ('being a bucs fan is a humiliation ritual'). The red cherry is a nod to SMU colors and his game-winning celebrations ('JPJ FROM 3!'). It’s loud, brash, and made for crowd reactions.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Carson fits Gryffindor for his loud courage, loyalty, and dramatic impulses. He publicly calls for action—'#FIREBOWLES #FIREGRIZZARD'—and unhesitatingly stakes a bold position, which reflects Gryffindor bravery (even if a bit hot-headed). His fierce allegiance to SMU and willingness to defend underdogs ('I will be rooting for Tulane... I love myself an underdog team') shows Gryffindor loyalty and heart. He acts on impulse and emotion rather than quietly calculating, which aligns more with Gryffindor than Ravenclaw or Slytherin.
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Your song
We Are the Champions - Queen
This anthem-style song sits well with Carson’s stadium-level heart—he’s constantly celebrating, lamenting, and hoping for glory ('#GoMustangs', 'TD CG14!'). The theatrical highs-and-lows of Queen’s classic mirror his cycle of triumph ('JPJ FROM 3!') and despair ('WE ARE THE WORST TEAM EVER'). It’s dramatic, sporting, and crowd-ready—exactly his vibe.
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