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Your Simpsons character
The mix of chaotic humor, oversharing, and unexpected sweetness lines up most with Homer Simpson. Cas is loud, impulsive, and unfiltered about their body and life in a very Homer way, like joking that their pants tore because “my ass is too fat” in “I wanted to go to work but my ass is too fat for my pants i bent down and they fucking tore okay fuck me then bruh”. They lean into crude, childish jokes such as “I poopa doopa” and “gooo gooo gaga”, which feels very Homer-ish in its goofy immaturity. At the same time, they’re deeply affectionate and obsessed with their partner Niko, mirroring Homer’s genuine devotion to Marge, as seen in tweets like “I love niko man” and joking about cheating with a fictional character in “I'm cheating on @norinikoo with hakari but dont tell her please”. Even their dramatic, slightly absurd life stories, like “I got molested at the gym and now im in my car and this dude followed me to the p lot bruh” and “During covid I would have this reoccurring dream that this handsome man from vat 19 ran an orphanage and i was an orphan and he had to spank me to sleep”, fit Homer’s pattern of bizarre experiences told with dark, offbeat humor.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly reference social interactions, outings, and friends, like partying and joking about cheating on their partner with a fictional character in “I'm cheating on @norinikoo with hakari but dont tell her please” and being out with friends in “I'm out partying with my hyzz hakari”. Their style is clearly iNtuitive rather than concrete Sensing: they tell exaggerated, imaginative stories like “During covid I would have this reoccurring dream that this handsome man from vat 19 ran an orphanage and i was an orphan and he had to spank me to sleep”, and they play with ideas and jokes more than practical details. They seem strongly Feeling oriented: they are openly affectionate toward Niko in multiple tweets such as “I love niko man” and “Blood orange has been my favorite artist for a minute now but now i only think of niko listening to him ☹️”, and they talk candidly about being upset or uncomfortable when they say “I got molested at the gym and now im in my car and this dude followed me to the p lot bruh”. Their behavior fits Perceiving more than Judging: they present as spontaneous, chaotic, and flexible, joking about ripped pants preventing work in “I wanted to go to work but my ass is too fat for my pants i bent down and they fucking tore okay fuck me then bruh” and making impulsive, playful tweets like “gooo gooo gaga” and “I poopa doopa”. Altogether, an expressive, emotionally open, humorous, and highly social style strongly suggests ENFP.

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Part-time cow enthusiast, full-time Niko hype squad. Once missed work because my pants split. Music, anime & oversharing from the gym parking lot.– @CasLikesCows

Your signature cocktail
The Blood orange vodka is for how they can't hear Blood Orange without thinking of Niko anymore, all bittersweet and soft-core romantic energy: “Blood orange has been my favorite artist for a minute now but now i only think of niko listening to him ☹️”. Spiced rum captures their chaotic, unfiltered storytelling about life being a little too wild, like “I had to drive my mom's sugar daddy around all day dawg” and “I got molested at the gym and now im in my car and this dude followed me to the p lot bruh”. The sweet-and-sour passionfruit syrup is their loud mix of horny and humorous oversharing, perfectly embodied by “It's ovulation week for mama! #fetile ! 😘” and “I wanted to go to work but my ass is too fat for my pants i bent down and they fucking tore okay fuck me then bruh”. Sparkling rosé is the bubbly, romantic core of their personality—constantly orbiting Niko with posts like “I love niko man”, “Hurd u had trouble finding ur sexy bf a valentines day gift @norinikoo check email ;)”, and “Don't log into gfs account you will find out gf has a gf 💔 @norinikoo”. Finally, a dash of salted caramel represents their goofy cow-loving softness and in-jokes, like “Niko taught me a word in her language goru 🐄 goru 🐄 goru 🐄...” and their playful identity as Cas 𓃾. This cocktail is strong, messy, sweet, and a little salty—just unhinged enough to deserve the name The Ovulation Week Cowbell.

Your Hogwarts House
Cas comes across as intensely loyal and relationship-oriented, constantly centering Niko and friends in their life. They repeatedly express affection and dedication, as in “I love niko man” and the playful, clearly close dynamic of “Hurd u had trouble finding ur sexy bf a valentines day gift @norinikoo check email ;)”. Their timeline is full of shared moments and inside jokes like “Me and @norinikoo” and “EVERYONE with me and niko (she just edited shit stains in my ass)”, showing a focus on companionship over ego. Even when joking about being “cheating” with a character, it’s framed playfully and in relation to Niko: “I'm cheating on @norinikoo with hakari but dont tell her please”. Overall, instead of ambition (Slytherin), intellect-first vibes (Ravenclaw), or a big hero complex (Gryffindor), Cas’s defining traits are warmth, devotion, and enjoying being part of a little community, which are quintessentially Hufflepuff.

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A well‑known song that fits Cas is Girls Need Love by Summer Walker, because it matches their unfiltered, flirty, and openly sexual sense of humor. They talk very candidly about their body and sexuality, like when they say “It's ovulation week for mama! #fetile ! 😘” and joke about their pants ripping because “my ass is too fat for my pants”. The song’s theme of women openly expressing desire lines up with Cas teasing their partner in tweets such as “Hurd u had trouble finding ur sexy bf a valentines day gift @norinikoo check email ;)” and joking that “I'm cheating on @norinikoo with hakari but dont tell her please”. At the same time, they show genuine affection and attachment, like “I love niko man”, which fits the more vulnerable, emotional side of the song. Overall, the track’s mix of sensual honesty and soft feelings mirrors Cas’s loud, playful, and love-soaked timeline.

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