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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, this user is a passionate musical prodigy who becomes deeply hyperfixated on specific genres and artists, particularly the 'intellectual' piano-rock of Ben Folds Five. Their self-identification as “autistic” mirrors Lisa's own outsider status and intense focus on her interests, leading to emotional outbursts like “SOBBING bro freak my stupid autistic life” when music moves them. They possess a high level of niche expertise, frequently connecting different musical histories, such as noting that “Robert Sledge [is] the reason Dallon started playing bass”. Ultimately, their devotion to The Brobecks and idkhow mirrors Lisa’s dedication to her saxophone and her idols, marked by a cycle of intense academic-like research and overwhelming “out of body experience[s]” at live performances.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kal exhibits Extroversion through their high-energy engagement with the fan community and frequent concert attendance, stating “everyone I met this weekend was awesome thank you all for being so nice❤️❤️❤️”. Their Intuition is clear in how they connect disparate interests, noting that “dallon weekes got something to do with every interest I’ve ever had”. They lead with Feeling, using intense emotional language to describe experiences, such as “started SOBBING bro freak my stupid autistic life” when a specific song played. Finally, their Perceiving nature is shown by their spontaneous reactions to news and chaotic travel plans, admiting “how it feels to wait til the week before the concert to buy mcr tickets”.

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Atlanta-based concert enthusiast and dedicated archivist of The Brobecks. Ask me about the time Jhariah literally picked me up from the floor of a mosh pit.– @cat8canari

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of someone who “woke up the exact moment that posted it” and lives in a state of permanent hyperfixation. The Utah whiskey represents the pilgrimage to SLC for the Brobecks, while the bitter espresso mirrors the 'tragic' profile of an “unemployed” fan who pulls all-nighters for band news. The fizzy topper adds the 'punk' effervescence of a “ben folds five concert film” marathon, and the lavender provides a calming touch for someone who gets “physically ill over the brobecks”. It’s a strong, experimental mix for someone who truly “understands the brobecks.”

Your Hogwarts House
Kal exhibits the profound loyalty and community-centric nature of a Hufflepuff, prioritizing the well-being of fellow fans and expressing deep gratitude for shared experiences. They frequently praise others, stating “everyone I met this weekend was awesome thank you all for being so nice❤️❤️❤️” and acknowledging those who helped them, like when “Jhariah picked me up when I fell in the pit”. Their sense of fairness and desire for order in communal spaces is evident when they plead for “numbered lanyards” to prevent the "pure chaos" of reentry. Ultimately, their dedication to their musical idols is not about status, but about the enduring, steadfast emotional connection they feel toward their “new family heirloom,” the “SIGNED BROBECK VIP POSTER.”

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The song Army perfectly captures kal’s high-energy, self-deprecating humor and their intense obsession with piano-rock. They are a self-proclaimed “stupid autistic” fan who oscillates between utter devotion and hyperbolic frustration, much like the song's chaotic narrative. kal spent the end of 2025 in a state of constant overstimulation, tweeting “I JUST HAD AN OUT OF BODY EXPERINCE” and “IM GONNA KILL MYSELF” over musical news. Given that they recently “dallon weekesed too hard now I’m hyperfixated on ben folds five,” this anthem about artistic identity and youthful angst fits their digital footprint perfectly.

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