Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses dark, playful jokes like “happy fat Thursday, everyone get more radioactive NOW!!!!!” and dramatic exaggerations about work and life.
- Self‑aware: Openly recognizes their own patterns, e.g. calling it a “histrionic episode” in “im having the worst histrionic episode in a long time...im so self aware it's making me crazy”.
- Affectionate: Expresses warmth and desire for connection, like wanting a cute girl as a valentine in “I need a cute girl to be my valentine this year...sssssighhhh” and kissing unknown bookmarkers in “who is bookmarking my posts reveal yourself im going to kiss you”.
- Community‑oriented: Actively seeks and engages with niche communities through tags like #shtwt, #988twt, #promotwt in posts such as “BE MY OOMF!!!!! ⤷ 06 , lerin...”.
- Hardworking: Handles demanding tasks at work, like lifting heavy boxes and managing people, mentioned in “I love my boss for giving me impossible tasks...30KG BOX FROM THE SECOND FLOOR” and “hate that I can't smoke while working since I can't stink like cigs while managing people”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑harm: Frequent references to cutting and relapse, like “relapsing tonight, how deep should I go” and multiple #shtwt/#slittwt posts such as “small styros sesh🦋🧵 #shtwt #988twt #slittwt”.
- Substance‑misuse: Describes heavy drinking and drug mixing, e.g. “beeeeeeeeeer......my 5th one today” and “never mix ur prescription meds with sleeping pills i think im gonna die”.
- Attention‑dependence: Strong distress around needing attention, shown in “I need attention i need attention i need attention” and “im willing to do anything to get attention...I literally can't be left alone for a second”.
- Emotional‑instability: Rapid emotional swings and intense reactions, e.g. “fucked over an exam, definitely doing smth later idc” and distress about their dog in “i dont wanna spend time with my dog because I wanna get used to him not being here anymore...im killing myself holy shitttt”.
- Health‑neglect: Ignores physical limits, like running at work with heavy boxes without drinking in “im at work running around with 20kg boxes and I haven't even had anything to drink yet kms?” and standing outside in extreme cold in “was to tired to cut yesterday so I just went out and stood in the snow in nothing but a shirt and shorts”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely self-aware, emotional, and often overwhelmed by how much she’s carrying at once, similar to this user juggling work, school, and mental health, like when they say they’re “running around with 20kg boxes” at work and exhausted from bloodwork (“I had to get my bloodwork done and ofc the nurses had to coment on my arm lololol also im at work running around with 20kg boxes and I haven't even had anything to drink yet kms?”). Lisa is prone to depressive spirals and existential dread, which matches tweets like “im having the worst histrionic episode in a long time im willing to do anything to get attention i feel so disgusting because im so self aware it's making me crazy I need someone I literally can't be left alone for a second jesus someone just kill me already”. Both have a strong emotional intensity and often feel isolated, reaching out for connection the way this user does with posts like “some1 talk to me..” and “how does one get oomfs here...pspspsps?”. Lisa’s tendency to cope in unhealthy or self-punishing ways under stress parallels this user’s references to cutting and risky behavior, such as “relapsing tonight, how deep should I go” and mixing meds to sleep (“do you guys have any tips on getting to sleep? im tired of mixing random meds in hopes they'll knock me out”). Even the combination of dark humor and longing for affection—wanting a cute girl for Valentine’s while immersed in a very bleak shtwt aesthetic—echoes Lisa’s mix of cynicism and deep desire to be understood (“I need a cute girl to be my valentine this year...sssssighhhh”).
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly seek interaction and attention, e.g. “some1 talk to me..”, “I need attention i need attention i need attention”, and repeatedly advertise for new oomfs and DMs like “BE MY OOMF!!!!!”. Their style favors Intuition over Sensing: while there are concrete details (work, alcohol, boxes), the focus is on mood, symbolism and dramatic framing, e.g. “I'm convinced that the constant migraines and fatigue I've been having is just slender sickness atp” and wanting to be “cutspo” as an aesthetic ideal. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: tweets center on emotional needs, relationships, and validation rather than logic, like “im having the worst histrionic episode... I need someone I literally can't be left alone for a second” and the conflict about their dog in “I dont wanna spend time with my dog... what do I do im killing myself holy shitttt”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: their life seems spontaneous, messy, and reactive—mixing meds to sleep (“im tired of mixing random meds in hopes they'll knock me out”), impulsive self-harm plans like “relapsing tonight, how deep should I go”, and complaints about college and work chaos rather than structured planning (“trying to be more active on here is a nightmare when collage is actively kicking me in the balls”). Altogether, an emotionally intense, attention-seeking, aesthetic and spontaneity-driven style is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘need a cute girl to cut you up’ as a #dreamdate, but what if we compromise: I bring snacks, band-aids that *don’t* hurt more than the cut, and I just cut in line to be the one giving you attention?
- You: 5th beer, migraines, Slender sickness, and hauling 30kg boxes alone. Me: absolutely willing to be your emotional forklift and designated water-reminder if you let me be your 6th beer but in girlfriend form.
- Happy Fat Thursday to the one demanding everyone ‘get more radioactive NOW’—because every time you post a new cutspo pic, my brain lights up like I’ve been standing next to a reactor labeled ‘Lerin only.’
- You love Minecraft ARGs, creepypasta, and you’re convinced you’ve got Slender sickness… so when are we starting our co-op horror run where the only jumpscare is me suddenly asking, ‘Will you be my Valentine this year instead of sighing about it on main?’
- You keep tweeting ‘I need attention I need attention I need attention’ and looking for lesbians on shtwt, so here I am: lesbian, present, emotionally unhinged enough to match your hpdtwt energy and soft enough to kiss the beauty mark you said it’s you and it against the world.
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Your new Twitter bio
Lerin · 19 · he/it. Survives college, 30kg boxes, and nurses commenting on my arms. Here for migraines, Minecraft ARGs, and pretending I sleep.– @catacombofgrave
Your signature cocktail
Radioactive Oomf Serum
The high-proof raspberry vodka matches their love of alcohol and that one raspberry drink, echoing their posts like “beeeeeeeeeer......my 5th one today” and “never been a fan of these but this ones okay, because it's raspberry”. Black coffee cold brew stands in for their exhaustion and overworked grind, from “trying to be more active on here is a nightmare when collage is actively kicking me in the balls” to hauling 30kg boxes at work in “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAUL A 30KG BOX FROM THE SECOND FLOOR ALL BY MYSELF”. Salty pretzel syrup is a nod to their Lidl bakery obsession and slightly feral praise in “whoever came up with the idea of the Lidl bakery pretzel needs their pussy ate”, adding both sweetness and bite. The red energy drink channels their intense, chaotic mood and self-destructive edge, from “I. need. alcohol.” to “never mix ur prescription meds with sleeping pills i think im gonna die”, while keeping the drink loud and radioactive, just like “happy fat Thursday, everyone get more radioactive NOW!!!!!”. Finally, the activated charcoal sugar rim represents the aestheticized darkness of shtwt and their desire to be "cutspo" in “i wanna be cutspo one day...ssssssighh”, turning all that gloom into a visually striking, experimental edge. Overall, it’s strong, slightly bitter-sweet, and dramatically over the top—perfect for someone who tweets “I need attention i need attention i need attention” while running on migraines, beer, and pure chaos.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their posts consistently show a mix of self‑preservation, intensity, and a calculated desire for control over their image and relationships that fits Slytherin best. They openly romanticize being "cutspo" and curate their presence on a very specific side of Twitter, e.g. “i wanna be cutspo one day...ssssssighh” and the detailed promo tweets like “⤷ 06 , lerin , eng/pl , 18+ for DM ... #promotwt • #shtwt • #r1999twt...”, which shows image‑conscious ambition inside their niche. There’s also a strong manipulative, attention‑seeking edge they’re self‑aware of, as in “im having the worst histrionic episode... im willing to do anything to get attention... I need someone I literally can't be left alone for a second”, and they repeatedly seek specific kinds of connections and power dynamics, like “i need a cute girl to cut me up #dreamdate” and “I need more 18+ oomfs.... hi???? (blink blink)”. At work, they complain about unfair workloads but still handle responsibility and management, as shown in “I love my boss for giving me impossible tasks and then getting mad when I dont do them!!!!!! like HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAUL A 30KG BOX FROM THE SECOND FLOOR ALL BY MYSELF” and “hate that I can't smoke while working since I can't stink like cigs while managing people”, which reveals leadership under harsh conditions plus a desire to keep up appearances. Altogether, the combination of ambition in their subculture, strategic self‑presentation, manipulative but self‑aware attention‑seeking, and survival in a stressful environment aligns most closely with Slytherin over the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
The song Bury a Friend fits them because it blends morbid aesthetics, exhaustion, and self-destructive impulses in a way that mirrors their timeline. They joke about death and harm with a darkly playful tone, like in “never mix ur prescription meds with sleeping pills i think im gonna die” and “relapsing tonight, how deep should I go”, which echoes the song’s fixation on pain and dying as casual, recurring thoughts. The constant need for attention and validation—“I need attention i need attention i need attention” and “some1 talk to me..”—aligns with the song’s themes of inner monsters and being both victim and perpetrator of one’s own suffering. Their participation in shtwt and venttwt, plus posts like “I feel like a corpse”, reflect the same haunted, body-focused imagery that runs through the track. Even the mix of humor and horror in “happy fat Thursday, everyone get more radioactive NOW!!!!!” matches the eerie, off-kilter energy of Billie Eilish’s song.
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