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Your Simpsons character
@catarseee019 perfectly mirrors Moe’s signature blend of misanthropy, deep-seated loneliness, and constant workplace despair. Much like the cynical bartender, this user oscillates between aggressive intellectual elitism—“me sinto intelectualmente superior”—and intense self-loathing, even admitting to “me sentindo o ser humano mais feio da terra”. Their feed is a dark comedy of modern life where they are “todos os figurantes levando martelada”, similar to Moe’s perpetual bad luck. Ultimately, the user's desperate longing for affection, seen when they tweet “eu mereço ser amado uma hora”, captures the tragic yet nihilistic essence of The Simpsons’ gloomiest resident.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user demonstrates a strong Introverted (I) and Intuition (N) profile, often retreating into internal states of “melancholy or anger” and describing themselves as a “guy who is kind of alone”. Their Feeling (F) preference is evident in how they prioritize emotional authenticity over logic, admitting they “really take it badly” when people enjoy certain music and expressing a deep “need to be loved”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature shows through a lack of structure and a tendency toward impulsivity, such as getting “high by accident” or struggling with the routine of work, which they claim “makes them want to freak out”.

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Campinas-based professional navigating the corporate grind with a passion for black metal and classic cinema. Always searching for the best live riffs and vibes.– @catarseee019

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a man who feels like “everyone in the Old Boy hallway scene getting hit with a hammer”. The bitter coffee reflects his disdain for the corporate grind and the “Teams notification sound” that triggers his daily breakdowns, while the Absinthe pays homage to his claim that “The devil is good and God is no good”. The charcoal rim represents his constant cycle of “destroying and reforming” himself, and the spicy kick is for those who want to kill him over a “troll face sticker on WhatsApp”. It’s a strong, experimental concoction best served while “waiting for Friday to burn brain cells”.

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates a strong sense of intellectual elitism and disdain for those they deem inferior, a common Slytherin trait of pride and exclusivity, as seen when they claim to “me sinto intelectualmente superior” over fans of certain music genres. They exhibit a cunning and dark edge in their social interactions, admitting they “Curti o tweet só pra vc saber que tenho interesse” and showing a ruthless streak by stating “Tem gente que merece tudo o que sofre”. Their interests in Black Metal, Vampire: The Masquerade, and occult themes like “São Cipriano” further align with the house's historical affinity for the darker, more ambitious aspects of the magical world. Finally, their blunt self-preservation and focus on personal desire over collective harmony confirm a path paved in silver and green.

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This song perfectly encapsulates the user’s self-destructive cycle and profound existential dread, mirrored in their bio: “Me destruindo e me reformando a cada dia.” Their tweets frequently transition from aggression to deep vulnerability, such as when they admit, “Queria poder não sentir as coisas” or describe life as “todos os figurantes levando martelada” in a violent hallway. The track's themes of isolation and the burden of consciousness resonate with their struggle against the “fantasma da melancolia” and the exhaustion of the daily grind. Ultimately, the song’s raw, industrial edge aligns with their affinity for extreme music and their confession that “Ponderar sobre coisas que estão muito além do meu controle vai ser o motivo da minha queda”.

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