CatgrlfckerReal
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The user constantly proclaims authority and issues "executive orders" like a tyrannical leader, e.g., "there will be a hundred line dlc. that is my executive order as president. @hundred_line @hundred_line_EN you will follow my orders..." which mirrors Mr. Burns’s habit of commanding his employees. They also repeatedly assert they are the president and will never lose power, as in "i am the president. i always will be. don't doubt the plan" and "fuck you @NewsWire_US. im the president", reflecting Burns’s self‑aggrandizing, ruthless persona. Their aggressive campaign rhetoric, such as "WE GOT THIS, VOTE NIXON!" and "vote republican", aligns with Burns’s political maneuvering and corruption. The user’s desire to dominate and even enslave others, e.g., "I would enslave kodaka and make him write thousand line", echoes Burns’s classic plots for world domination. Finally, their disdain for modern platforms, like "the new chat system is genuinely the worst... and elon needs to be thrown into a volcano", matches Mr. Burns’s old‑fashioned, contemptuous attitude toward change.

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The account is highly outward‑facing, constantly tagging others and urging action, e.g., "good night, my friends. remember to vote nixon" and "WE GOT THIS, VOTE NIXON!". Their posts jump to big‑picture, future‑oriented ideas such as "there will be a hundred line dlc. that is my executive order as president" and "I would enslave kodaka and make him write thousand line", showing intuitive thinking. Emotional language appears in tweets like "she is beautiful and ethereal and I can't deny it" and "I would prefer whoever 'they' are to not turn my good friend Darumi Amemiya into a stew", indicating a feeling preference. The stream of impulsive, unplanned updates – "i need to make a new banner its been a while", "i really should make a new strawpage tbh", and frequent last‑minute remarks – reflects a perceiving style. These traits align best with an ENFP type.

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Satirical Nixon persona, meme curator for gaming fans. I once 'signed' an executive order for a Hundred Line DLC. Embracing absurdity daily.– @CatgrlfckerReal

Your signature cocktail
The Executive Order Elixir blends the classic strength of bourbon, representing Nixon’s presidential gravitas, with the bitter complexity of amaro to echo his infamous "not a crook" defences. A splash of pomegranate juice adds a red‑state punch and a nod to his constant campaign cries like "vote nixon...", while lemon juice provides the sharp, chaotic edge of his meme‑filled rants such as "the bots are getting stupider i very clearly said good night". A dusting of edible gold mimics his self‑proclaimed "executive order" and the glittery "hundred line" aesthetics he obsesses over. This drink captures his paradoxical mix of old‑school political swagger and modern internet insanity, just as he declared, "i am the president. i always will be. don't doubt the plan."

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The account repeatedly shows a drive for power, ambition, and cunning, which are hallmark traits of Slytherin. For instance, they tweet "if I ran for president in 2028, I'd win in a landslide... be afraid of me" and "there will be a hundred line dlc. that is my executive order as president," emphasizing a desire to command and control. They also proclaim "I am the president. I always will be" and even talk about "enslaving kodaka and make him write thousand line," revealing a willingness to dominate others. Their constant calls to "vote republican" and self‑promotion further illustrate the resourceful, ambitious mindset of Slytherin.

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The user constantly declares themselves president and urges votes, echoing the desire for power in “Everybody Wants to Rule the World.” For example they tweet 'if I ran for president in 2028, I’d win in a landslide' and 'there will be a hundred line dlc. that is my executive order as president.' Their self‑aggrandizing posts like 'I am the president. I always will be.' and 'vote republican' show a fixation on ruling. The song’s chorus 'Everybody wants to rule the world' directly mirrors these ambitions. Additionally, the line about being stuck in a limbo of parody reflects their tweet 'this account exists within the limbo between being actual parody and just a shitpost.'

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