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The user’s extreme anti‑immigration, conspiratorial rhetoric – e.g., 'We need an absolute immigration freeze and repatriation program NOW' and 'The Kalergi show goes on' – mirrors the ruthless, elitist worldview of Mr. Burns, who treats people as disposable resources. Their obsession with secret cabals like the 'Thielverse' and 'BAPist nodes' resembles Burns’ hidden manipulations behind the scenes of Springfield’s power structure. The user’s self‑appointed role as a defender of 'white' America and their dehumanizing language – 'Subcontinentals need to be repatriated' – aligns with Burns’ disdain for the working class and willingness to engineer crises for profit. Like Burns, they blend religious fervor ('O come Holy Ghost 🔥') with a Machiavellian political agenda, framing everything as a grand, sinister plot.

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The user displays extroverted behavior, repeatedly rallying followers: 'If you want to change anything, you need to in unison tell people to VOTE AGAINST the GOP candidates in swing districts.' Their focus on hidden narratives and future scheming, such as 'The Thielverse influencers swore up and down that Jared was never returning to the White House?', shows a strong intuitive pattern‑recognition. They rely on logical analysis of policy details, for example 'If you actually read the order, it is highly qualified and full of exceptions.' Their statements are driven by strong value judgments like 'The solution is repatriation' and 'Subcontinentals need to be repatriated and their ill‑gotten assets seized.' Finally, they emphasize deadlines and concrete plans, as seen in 'The time limit is only 180 days. That means we are SOL unless they are changing the eligibility period.'

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Catholic data nerd & political analyst. I map policy trends, chase storms, and call out tech elite. Once chased a tornado in Kansas.– @CatholicJDFren

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The base of bourbon in the Thielverse Inferno represents the user's fierce American patriotism and the "Thiel/BAPist nodes either have to accept that their 15 mins are over, or, they have to have Vance resign" mindset, a nod to their view of the Thiel circus pivot. A dash of Campari adds a bitter edge that mirrors the tweet "As the USA is falling apart, scabs pouring in, 🇮🇱 openly puppeting our government, 'MAGA' has time for this shid". Habanero‑infused simple syrup brings a fiery heat reflecting the user’s call for "We need an absolute immigration freeze and repatriation program NOW". A splash of sparkling water acts as a “holy ghost” reminder of their Catholic devotion, while the rosemary garnish symbolizes the "BVM Defender ❤️✝" in their bio. Together the cocktail captures the volatile mix of conspiracy, anger, and faith that defines @CatholicJDFren’s online persona.

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The user consistently displays Slytherin traits such as ambition, cunning, and a desire to control political outcomes. In a tweet they claim "Like clockwork and as I predicted two weeks back, the Thiel circus is pivoting… the script calls for directing rubes into the 'Based JD Vance' nonsense narrative", which shows strategic planning and manipulation. Another tweet outlines a scheming scenario: "Trump is obviously declining health wise… Thiel/BAP/etc networks begin attacking Trump hard… backroom deals secure either a resignation (carrot) or 25th Amendment (stick) this happens post Midterms", revealing a calculated effort to shape power structures. Their repeated calls for an 'absolute immigration freeze and repatriation program' and the statement 'The solution is repatriation' illustrate a goal‑oriented agenda typical of Slytherin ambition. Overall, the focus on scheming, self‑interest, and influencing others aligns most closely with the Slytherin house.

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The user’s feed is saturated with calls for a revolt against a perceived globalist takeover, echoing the song’s rallying cry for a mass uprising against an oppressive elite. Tweets such as "The economic reckoning is starting" and "We need an absolute immigration freeze and repatriation program NOW" show a sense of imminent crisis and a desire to fight back. The repeated references to the "Thielverse" and "Kalergi plan" as secret cabals mirror the song’s theme of rising up against hidden powers. Their self‑identification as a MetaPolitical MapMaker and BVM Defender also fits the song’s defiant tone, and lines like "As the USA is falling apart, scabs pouring in" illustrate the urgency they feel. Overall, the defiant tone of 'Uprising' aligns with the user’s conspiratorial, anti‑establishment narrative.

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