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Your Simpsons character
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson, but an edgier, very-online version. Like Lisa, they’re introspective and self-critical, calling themselves “fat and ugly and really perverted but I smell good” while still seeking small positives. They show emotional intensity and frustration with their environment, like complaining that they’re “so tired of being yelled at for stupid shit” and that they’re “just not made to be social”, which echoes Lisa’s alienation and sensitivity. Their obsessions with niche media (DoL, BL, Danganronpa, Black Butler) and wanting more anime merch on their walls (“I need cute little anime girls on my walls”) parallel Lisa’s fixation on books, causes, and fandoms, just in a different subculture. Even their attempts at small self-improvement, like saying “I got rid of my razors Ive been doing better recently I think Ill be ok”, feel very Lisa: trying to grow while still overwhelmed by big feelings and a messy world.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they talk about feeling awkward and unsocial, e.g. “I am just not made to be social I think I feel so awkward and Terrible”, and they’re scared to interact even with people they like, as in “Im scared to reply to some of you guys I want to be your friend”. Their interests and expressions point to Intuition (N): they live heavily in fandoms and inner fantasy (DoL, danganronpa, Black Butler, kdrama), and refer to themselves as a character, e.g. “,IM A LITTLE LARP BOY”, focusing more on imaginative identity than concrete, practical topics. They are strongly Feeling (F) oriented, frequently centering emotions and relationships: they complain about being yelled at and its emotional impact in “Im so tired of being yelled at for stupid shit she wonders why Im so demotivated every day and never thinks to blame her own actions” and express self-image and vulnerability in “Im fat and ugly and really perverted but I smell good That makes up for it right”. Their lifestyle looks Perceiving (P): they’re impulsive and unstructured, like staying up all night gaming in “stayed up all night playing DoL I havent done this since october”, and not taking care of their wrist because it’s not their dominant hand in “my wrist has hurt insanely bad the past few days but I dont care enough cuz its not my dominant hand”. Even when they talk about future events like their birthday or school, it’s in a casual, unplanned, emotionally driven way, such as “my birthday in 2 weeks You guys better get me something”, fitting the flexible, present-focused INFP style.

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Art, BL, and nature documentary enjoyer. Once blocked someone for an accidental follow and still thinks about it during 3 a.m. insomnia.– @catjamza

Your signature cocktail
The Little Larp Boy Fizz is a bright, chaotic, slightly unhinged drink for someone who announces “IM A LITTLE LARP BOY” in multiple posts like “,IM A LITTLE LARP BOY” and “Im a little larp boy”. Blue raspberry vodka stands in for their late-night gaming and DoL marathons, buzzing with the same restless energy as “stayed up all night playing DoL I havent done this since october” and the insomnia in “insomnia”. Lychee soda keeps it sweet and bubbly, echoing their cute, affectionate side when they gush things like “you are so cute😭😭😭😭💢💢” and “you are so cute.”. Sour cherry syrup brings in a sharp, emotional kick that matches their self-deprecating, intense moods in “Im fat and ugly and really perverted but I smell good That makes up for it right” and the frustration of “Im so tired of being yelled at for stupid shit she wonders why Im so demotivated every day and never thinks to blame her own actions”. The cotton candy cloud on top captures their love of cute aesthetics—from anime girls on their walls in “I need cute little anime girls on my walls😢😢” to their new fursona in “new fursona I drew aWow She cute right?”—while a dash of edible glitter mirrors the sparkling, over-the-top reactions in posts like “🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 uhueheuueueuhuuu😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. It’s sweet, strong enough to feel a bit feral, and just messy enough to match a timeline where they can say “white boy so beautiful I have to kill myself” and then pivot to “I have been watching nature documentaries I am So entertained”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline leans heavily into edginess, self‑preservation, and a kind of unapologetic, transgressive self‑image that fits Slytherin best. They repeatedly embrace taboo or stigmatized interests without remorse, e.g. “got blocked on insta for posting shota oni like I havent been posting shota for months now #whatever” and “sometimes I get dms from my friends thats just 'hi pedo' like Okay hi I guess”, which shows a willingness to lean into controversy and keep doing what they want. There’s also a sharp, almost weaponized sarcasm and hostility toward others, like “every time I hear someone use I love U by kerosene on tiktok I slit my wrists You will All Die” and “I HATE TIKTOK THEY ARE ALL 12 YEARS OLD”, suggesting a defensive, self‑protective edge rather than open friendliness. Even affection is often wrapped in dark humor or aggression, as in “sydney Im going to buttrape you” and the way they jokingly refer to themselves as “really perverted” while trying to spin it positively in “Im fat and ugly and really perverted but I smell good That makes up for it right”. While there are flashes of creativity and vulnerability, the dominant vibe is of someone who copes through edgy humor, leans into being seen as "bad," and prioritizes their own desires and image—all classic Slytherin traits.

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The song Teen Idle fits them because it mixes morbid humor, self‑loathing, and a hyper-aware teen angst that shows up throughout their timeline. They joke about self-destruction and body image, like in “you think Id stop binging when I get sick every time but NO IM TOO RETARDED FOR THAT” and “I feel so full and disgusting I need to stop binging”, echoing the song’s fixation on feeling ugly, wrong, and out of control. There’s also open flirtation with death and self-harm, such as “every time I hear someone use I love U by kerosene on tiktok I slit my wrists You will All Die” and the relief in “I got rid of my razors Ive been doing better recently I think Ill be ok”, mirroring the song’s desire to be a “teen idle” and the regrets around it. Their mix of pervy humor and insecurity in “Im fat and ugly and really perverted but I smell good That makes up for it right” matches MARINA’s blend of provocative lines with raw vulnerability. Overall, their posts about insomnia, apathy, and wanting to be seen—like “I am just not made to be social I think I feel so awkward and Terrible” and “one of these days Ill go public Collect a few mutuals And then go private again I just want people to talk to through here”—line up with the lonely, performative teen melancholy at the core of Teen Idle.

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