Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Expresses strong love for friends and family, like wanting to play games and draw for their brother in “I love my brother i wanna wear sillay matching shirts and play roblo w him n draw things 4 him n play mario together and yea!!!! and I wanna giv him goldfish becuz only the coolest ppl get goldfish”.
- Self-expressive: Openly shares feelings, identities, and interests, e.g. “I LOVE MY LIFE AND IM REALLY PRETTY AND I HAVE AN AMAZING BFF AND I HAVE AN AMAZING BROTHER AND HOMESTUCK IS AMAZING AND I LOVE BEING A CAT BOYGIRL AND I DONT EVA LET THE HATERZ GET 2 ME!!!!!!!!!!!! SLASH SRS!!!!!!!!”.
- Playful: Uses humorous, cat-themed language and jokes like “meows at you and curls up in your lap and throws up on you and leaves” and “meowemeowmekww wmwkwmebwbwbwmeowwwwww”.
- Creative: Draws outfits, trollsonas, and doodles and shares them, such as “my new and improved trollsona!!!!! hes so silly woa #homestuck” and “doodle of irl me :3”.
- Fandom-passionate: Shows deep enthusiasm for Homestuck and other media, e.g. “I finished homestuck just in tiem 4 the trailer hehehe im so exicted!!!!!!!!” and “goodmorning davekat nation”.
Weaknesses:
- Vulnerability-sharing: Publicly shares serious distress and trauma, like [“guess who was almost sexually assaulted today :” and “I feel liek every1 hates me”, which can invite unsafe responses.
- Shock-humor: Uses edgy sexual and death jokes such as “fuck a suicidal girl call that necrophilia” and “fuck a deaf girl call that fingering”, which can hurt or alienate others.
- Validation-seeking: Frequently asks for attention and reassurance, e.g. “I am so lonelyyy I want a bf or gf criezzzz” and “IM LOSING FOLLOWERS BY THE MINUTE IM SCARED”.
- Boundaries-risk: Talks about fast online relationships and being blocked for not being sexual in “he blocked me because I didnt wanna be sexual after like 5 hours of being in a relationship bruh >:|”, suggesting risky interactions with others.
- Conflict-reactive: Responds to hate and insults publicly, like “'ure lowkey cringe asf' > cringe culture iz dead :3” and “'stfu lil nga' > atleast call me a slur that matches me”, which can escalate negativity instead of disengaging.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user fits Lisa Simpson best: an emotionally intense, creative, and introspective teen who feels both special and misunderstood. Like Lisa, they swing between confident self-love and deep insecurity, going from “I LOVE MY LIFE AND IM REALLY PRETTY... AND I DONT EVA LET THE HATERZ GET 2 ME!!!!!!!!!!!!” to “I feel liek every1 hates me”. They’re very online, thoughtful, and sensitive about relationships and boundaries, as shown by “he blocked me because I didnt wanna be sexual after like 5 hours of being in a relationship bruh >:|” and “I dont liek crying about my ex becuz I kno thats wut he wants but I cant help but be so sad about da way he treated me :,C”. Their strong affection for family, especially their sibling—“I love my brother i wanna wear sillay matching shirts and play roblo w him n draw things 4 him n play mario together and yea!!!!”—parallels Lisa’s bond with her family despite feeling different from them. Finally, their passionate hyperfixations and niche fandom enthusiasm (Homestuck, roleplay, therian identity) echo Lisa’s tendency to dive headfirst into interests and causes, sometimes feeling isolated but still clinging to idealism and self-expression.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show strong Extraversion (E): they constantly reach out to others, asking for interaction and attention, like when they say they want a partner and social closeness in “I am so lonelyyy I want a bf or gf criezzzz” and “how iz every1 doing 2day? :3”, and they often greet the timeline with big, energetic posts like “GOODMRONING HEHEVEVEEVEHEG HELLLOOOOOOOO EVERY1 MY HANDS ARE EXTREMELY SWEATY 2DAY”. They lean toward Intuition (N) through their fixation on fandoms, symbolism, and ideas (Homestuck, therian identity, trollsonas), such as wondering about in-universe implications in “would this be like blackface in the homestuck universe” and asking about character vibes in “can sum1 listen 2 kill the barflies... and tell me wut homestuck character it reminds them of”. Their posts reflect a clear Feeling (F) preference: they center their emotions, relationships, and hurt, like “I dont liek crying about my ex becuz I kno thats wut he wants but I cant help but be so sad about da way he treated me :,C” and “I love my brother i wanna wear sillay matching shirts and play roblo w him”, and they respond to insults with emotional framing and self-acceptance as in “'ure lowkey cringe asf' > cringe culture iz dead :3”. They appear strongly Perceiving (P): their timeline is chaotic, spontaneous, and full of in-the-moment impulses like “throws up on u”, “made a roblox account at walmart”, and sudden hyperfixation shifts (finishing Homestuck and immediately asking “so now that im dun w homestuck whut now?? how do I read the epiloges... and what order”). Overall, their energetic social approach, imaginative fandom focus, emotionally expressive nature, and unstructured lifestyle best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you finished Homestuck just in time for the trailer… so, uhh, when do we start our totally doomed-but-secretly-redrom session together? I promise better roleplaying than any ‘session’ you’ve seen on the timeline.
- You’re out here cleaning your Andrew figure with soap that ‘looks like cum’ and wondering if a troll’s dick is a horn, and I’m just thinking: damn, you’ve already got the cursed jokes covered—can I audition to be your co-host in this dark n twisted world?
- You said you feel like everyone hates you, but then you also said you love your life, you’re really pretty, and you don’t let the haterz get to you—can I be on the official list of people who absolutely don’t hate you and think your aura is peak eight-year-old-outfit-core?
- You enjoy Azumanga Daioh, play Roblox with your brother, cry over Fefeta, and made a trollsona—objectively speaking, that’s S-tier comfort-character energy. If there’s ever a ‘friendtwt happytwt where we all hold hands n frolic,’ will you save me a spot next to you?
- You keep saying you want a boyfriend/girlfriend and that you’re a cat therian who meows, curls up in laps, and then throws up on people—if I let you do the full meow-cuddle-vomit-vanish combo on me, does that earn me at least one (1) silly matching shirt and a roblo date?
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15 • cat therian & Homestuck enjoyer • once made a Roblox account at Walmart and called it branding • here to meow, draw, and overshare (a bit)– @Catpuke14
Your signature cocktail
The Meowmeow Session Fizz
This cocktail is bright, silly, and a little chaotic, just like their capslock mornings and sweaty-handed hellos, channeling the hyper energy of “GOODMRONING HEHEVEVEEVEHEG HELLLOOOOOOOO EVERY1 MY HANDS ARE EXTREMELY SWEATY 2DAY” (“GOODMRONING HEHEVEVEEVEHEG HELLLOOOOOOOO EVERY1 MY HANDS ARE EXTREMELY SWEATY 2DAY”). The cotton candy vodka and glitter capture their unapologetically cute, cat-coded vibe and self-love from “I LOVE MY LIFE AND IM REALLY PRETTY AND I HAVE AN AMAZING BFF AND I HAVE AN AMAZING BROTHER…” (“I LOVE MY LIFE AND IM REALLY PRETTY AND I HAVE AN AMAZING BFF AND I HAVE AN AMAZING BROTHER…”). Sour apple represents the sharp, slightly unhinged humor of lines like “throws up on u” (“throws up on u”) and “meows at you and curls up in your lap and throws up on you and leaves” (“meows at you and curls up in your lap and throws up on you and leaves”). The sparkling pink lemonade is their soft, lonely romantic side, always wanting connection as in “I am so lonelyyy I want a bf or gf criezzzz” (“I am so lonelyyy I want a bf or gf criezzzz”) and “I want a boyfriendddddddd meeowmeowmeowmeowwwww” (“I want a boyfriendddddddd meeowmeowmeowmeowwwww”). Finally, the gummy cat garnish nods to their therian, catboygirl identity and playful Homestuck obsession, as seen in “I thinkk im a cat therian tbhhhhh” (“I thinkk im a cat therian tbhhhhh”) and “I finished homestuck just in tiem 4 the trailer hehehe im so exicted!!!!!!!!” (“I finished homestuck just in tiem 4 the trailer hehehe im so exicted!!!!!!!!”).
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their strongest throughline is an intense focus on relationships, affection, and wanting to be good to the people close to them, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They repeatedly pour love on friends and family, like in “I love my brother i wanna wear sillay matching shirts and play roblo w him n draw things 4 him n play mario together and yea!!!! and I wanna giv him goldfish becuz only the coolest ppl get goldfish” and “I LOVE MY LIFE AND IM REALLY PRETTY AND I HAVE AN AMAZING BFF AND I HAVE AN AMAZING BROTHER AND HOMESTUCK IS AMAZING AND I LOVE BEING A CAT BOYGIRL AND I DONT EVA LET THE HATERZ GET 2 ME!!!!!!!!!!!! SLASH SRS!!!!!!!!”, showing loyalty, warmth, and a desire to cherish their small circle. They also crave a supportive, cozy community rather than power or status, as seen in “where iz friendtwt where iz happytwt where we all hold handz n frolic” and “I am so lonelyyy I want a bf or gf criezzzz”, which reflects Hufflepuff’s preference for belonging and mutual care. Even when dealing with cruelty or insults, they tend to respond in a disarming, almost playful way instead of lashing out, as in “'ure lowkey cringe asf' > cringe culture iz dead :3” and “'ur lowkey chopped beyond repair' > thas okai :3 meowww”, which shows patience and resilience rather than aggression. While they do have some edgy humor and impulsive moments, their core motivations are affection, inclusivity, and emotional honesty—which aligns most closely with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well‑known song that fits them best is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, because it captures chaotic teenage emotion, dark humor, and feeling misunderstood all at once. They talk openly about being 15 and very online, balancing silliness with heavy stuff, like saying “I LOVE MY LIFE AND IM REALLY PRETTY…AND I DONT EVA LET THE HATERZ GET 2 ME!!!!!!!!!!!!” but also “I feel liek every1 hates me”. Their edgy, shock-humor tweets such as “fuck a suicidal girl call that necrophilia” and “fuck a deaf girl call that fingering” mirror the song’s aggressive, provocative way of expressing frustration with the world. At the same time, they’re dealing with real hurt and boundaries, like “he blocked me because I didnt wanna be sexual after like 5 hours of being in a relationship bruh >:|” and “I dont liek crying about my ex becuz I kno thats wut he wants but I cant help but be so sad about da way he treated me :,C”, which fits the song’s theme of teens being hurt and angry under adult pressure. Their hyper, messy, homestuck-obsessed persona—“I finished homestuck just in tiem 4 the trailer hehehe im so exicted!!!!!!!!”—matches the loud, rebellious energy of Teenagers really well.
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