Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Constant, detailed Deidara/Naruto commentary and meta, e.g. “Teen Dei makes me genuinely sad, like, this little boy was taken into a criminal organization that led to his death 😔”.
- Curious thinker: Asks world‑building and character questions like “Does Deidara shave or has a bush...” and “Did Orochimaru know Deidara?”.
- Creative writer: Actively writes and shares fanfics, e.g. “here's the fucking new chapter of this stupid fanfic badly written” and “Read my attemp of an ObiDei fanfic”.
- Community‑oriented: Frequently invites interaction and promotes moots, e.g. “I need people to talk to, omg, I'm going crazy. #moothunt #promotwt or whatever, talk to me 💔💔”.
- Humorous candidness: Uses self‑deprecating, casual humor like “Hi, here's the fucking new chapter of this stupid fanfic badly written” and “I'm in class just for attendance”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequent insults and slurs such as “Why these faggs say on tiktok 'Looking for friends!'” and “Why these bums try to force their ships”.
- Attention‑driven: Openly distressed by low engagement, as in “Fuckers, I'm trying to make a nice tree with you guys and you're ignoring me 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕” and “Why do things I don't want to flop flop but random things that I public don't flop...”.
- Conflict‑prone: Frequently complains about fandom behavior and rigid shipping norms, e.g. “Why these bums try to force their ships, let people ship whoever they want omfg” and “I hate how rigid the Akatsuki fandom is”.
- Chronically online: Talks about being overly immersed in fandom and online dynamics, e.g. “I need people to talk to, omg, I'm going crazy.” and reflecting on “people so chronically online” in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson best: irreverent, chaotic, and funny but also surprisingly self-aware and needy for interaction. Their timeline is full of trolling-style humor and gleeful disrespect, like calling Deidara a representative of “mentally ill blond Japanese androgynes” in “There may not be any women there, but there is better representation of a real minority, Deidara.” and roasting Akatsuki ship rigidity in “If you shipp like Hidan x Deidara, It's like you broke their holy established relationships”. Like Bart, they swing between clowning and genuine curiosity, asking semi-serious meta questions such as “I always wonder what would have happened if C0 had worked and Sasuke and Deidara had died. … Genuine question, what would happen?”. Their loud, needy social side shows in posts like “Hey... Ask or say something pls ♥️” and “I need people to talk to, omg, I'm going crazy. #moothunt #promotwt or whatever, talk to me 💔💔”, which is very Bart craving attention and chaos. Even their mix of self-deprecation and drama, as in “Hi, here's the fucking new chapter of this stupid fanfic badly written. Thank you for everything, sorry for so little 💔”, fits Bart’s blend of show-off energy with underlying insecurity.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extroverted: they constantly ask for interaction and new connections, e.g. explicitly begging for engagement in “Hey... Ask or say something pls ♥️” and “Say something guys pls 🙂↕️”, and doing moothunts and Discord promotion in “I need people to talk to, omg, I'm going crazy. #moothunt”. Their interests and style are clearly iNtuitive: they spin speculative headcanons and what‑ifs like “I always wonder what would have happened if C0 had worked and Sasuke and Deidara had died.” and abstract character readings such as “There may not be any women there, but there is better representation of a real minority, Deidara. He represents mentally ill blond Japanese androgynes.”. They seem more Feeling than Thinking: they talk about being sad, excluded, or craving validation in tweets like “I feel so excluded” and “I really want to write an ObiDei stalker AU, but I literally don't know what to write. ... Help pls 💔”, and they often complain about fandom rigidity and judgment (“Why these bums try to force their ships, let people ship whoever they want omfg”), which points to values‑driven reactions. Finally, they look strongly Perceiving: they are chaotic and spontaneous about projects—accidentally posting an AO3 draft in “I goddamn post my Ao3 draft by accident”, struggling to choose between multiple fic ideas in “I want to write that but also a stalker AU, stop, I can't do both but I need to”, and admitting they don't have many ideas or plans in “I'll update as soon as I can!! I just don't have many ideas 😭😭”. Taken together—high social energy, speculative fanon building, emotionally expressive fandom takes, and disorganized but enthusiastic creativity—ENFP is the best overall fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- You did a whole Japanese penal code breakdown for Deidara’s crimes—if loving your ObiDei stalker AU ideas is illegal too, can you sentence me to a lifetime in your DMs, un, or whatever?
- You said Deidara probably smells like earth, sweat and smoke; I’m more of a pasta-and-books person, but if you ever want to compare scents and talk Akatsuki Hiden audiobooks, I’ll bring the deodorant and the lore.
- You wonder if Deidara shaves, has a bush, or even stinks—but I’m more curious about you: care to share your headcanons over a call on stardiwy instead of just screaming into the void for people to ‘say something pls ♥️’?
- You posted Lucius Malfoy mpreg, Deidara abortion fic, and ObiDei stalker AUs… and somehow the wildest thing is that nobody on TikTok answers your ‘looking for friends’ DMs—wanna fix that data imbalance and match with one (1) mentally ill blond enjoyer?
- You said you hate seeing Deidara in sad situations because they make you laugh—good news, I’m terrible at sports like him and chronically online like your moots, so I can be your live‑action gag reel while we discuss why SasoDei has more fics than ObiDei.
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Your new Twitter bio
Naruto & HP enjoyer, Deidara analyst, and occasional fanfic writer. Once posted an AO3 draft by accident and never recovered from the embarrassment.– @CatsexN
Your signature cocktail
The Mentally Ill Blond Androgyne
This cocktail starts with mango vodka because, in their own words, “I always knew Deidara flavor was mango, he IS a mango”, so the base has to be fruity, punchy, and a little ridiculous. An espresso shot goes in for the chronically-online, up-at-all-hours vibe of posts like “I need people to talk to, omg, I'm going crazy. #moothunt #promotwt or whatever, talk to me 💔💔 I talk a lot.”. A float of smoky mezcal captures the earth–smoke grunge of their Deidara headcanons, especially the debate where they say “He is from city to city, busy… like earth, sweat and smoke”. Spicy chili syrup represents the unfiltered, occasionally feral edge shown in lines like “Fuckers, I'm trying to make a nice tree with you guys and you're ignoring me 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕” and their obsession with toxic/stalker AUs such as “I need more toxic ObiDei, Obito being an obsessive stalker of Deidara”. It’s all topped with lemon soda for a bubbly, slightly sour finish that reflects their mix of self-deprecating humor and lighthearted fandom chaos, like when they say “My posts that aren't about Deidara” while clearly knowing everything is, in fact, about Deidara. Overall, it’s strong, chaotic, a bit messy, and oddly refreshing—just like a timeline where “There may not be any women there, but there is better representation of a real minority, Deidara. He represents mentally ill blond Japanese androgynes.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a consistently sharp, slightly ruthless mindset that fits Slytherin more than any other house. They’re comfortable defending morally gray or ‘problematic’ ships and characters, prioritizing their own tastes over fandom norms, e.g. complaining that the Akatsuki fandom is too rigid and that people should be able to ship whoever they want: “Why these bums try to force their ships, let people ship whoever they want omfg” and “I hate how rigid the Akatsuki fandom is. Only Pain x Konan, Itachi x Kisame, Kakuzu x Hidan, and you can choose ONLY ONE of Deidara's. Or SasoDei or TobiDei.”. They also gravitate toward obsessive, stalker, or toxic dynamics and spin them into creative ideas, like wanting to write Obito as an obsessive stalker of Deidara: “I need more toxic ObiDei, Obito being an obsessive stalker of Deidara, who's kind of like a famous artist.” and planning a stalker AU in detail: “I really want to write an ObiDei stalker AU, but I literally don't know what to write.”. There’s also a streak of calculated self-promotion and networking—calling for moots, dropping their AO3 and Discord, and trying to build a small community around niche interests: “I need people to talk to, omg, I'm going crazy. #moothunt #promotwt or whatever, talk to me… And this is my Discord: stardiwy” and “Hi. Read my attemp of an ObiDei fanfic… pls”. Finally, their humor tends to be dark and unsentimental about taboo topics, like finding mpreg abortion fanfic funny instead of tragic: “Abortion in mpreg is so funny, I just read a fanfic where Deidara has an abortion and even though it's 'serious' I just couldn't read it with a straight face”, which aligns with Slytherin’s comfort with the uncomfortable and willingness to push boundaries rather than conform to softer moral expectations.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
Teenagers by My Chemical Romance fits them because it mixes dark humor, rebellion, and melodrama in the same way they talk about their fandoms and characters. They constantly fixate on Deidara as a chaotic, doomed teen terrorist, like when they say “Teen Dei makes me genuinely sad, like, this little boy was taken into a criminal organization that led to his death 😔” and “But he never even made it to his twenties' I KNOW”. The song’s theme of frustrated, angry youth mirrors their own mix of cynicism and affection, seen in takes like “I hate how rigid the Akatsuki fandom is… If you shipp like Hidan x Deidara, It's like you broke their holy established relationships” and “Why these faggs say on tiktok 'Looking for friends!' And I DM them, and they leave me on read or don't even open the message, what the hell”. Their sense of humor is morbid and theatrical—joking about C0 suicide, Edo Tensei, and mpreg abortion like in “Abortion in mpreg is so funny, I just read a fanfic where Deidara has an abortion… I just couldn't read it with a straight face”—which aligns with the song’s dramatic, slightly unhinged tone. Overall, the track captures their mix of teenage-core angst, irreverence, and obsessive fandom energy.
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