Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly recognizes issues like sleep schedule and coping, e.g. “My days consist of staying up all night and sleeping all day I really need to fix this”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and playful tone about themselves and situations, e.g. “I'm so funny I'm so cute” and “Using my bidet rn”.
- Emotionally-honest: Expresses vulnerability and desires directly, like “I just wanna be drunk and vulnerable” and talking about scars in “I genuinely can't imagine my legs without their scars”.
- Socially-engaged: Interacts with others, argues, and jokes with specific users, e.g. “This...is who I'm arguing with... HELP Turning 40 btw @PrisonerSixTwoS” and family references in “Me and my siblings be assigning eachother lolcows”.
- Reflective: Thinks critically about treatment of mentally ill people and past self-image, e.g. “Something I've noticed is that the second you turn 18 peoples reaction to ur sh goes from 'Please stop you are cared for' to 'ew wtf is wrong with you'” and “Looking at old pics of me at my lw, knowing I spent all that time thinking I was fat”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harming: Frequent focus on cutting and scars, e.g. “I wanna cut but that would mean I'd have to get out of my heated blanket to get my blade” and “I genuinely can't imagine my legs without their scars”.
- Disordered-eating: Openly endorses starving and weight-obsession, e.g. “I don't starve myself for attention I starve myself to lose weight” and “writing fanfiction but I just project on the protag and make him cut and starve himself”.
- Negative-body-image: Harsh focus on thinness and comparison, e.g. “I genuinely don't think I could ever date anyone skinnier than me Constant comparisonspo” and regret over seeing past low weight in “Looking at old pics of me at my lw, knowing I spent all that time thinking I was fat”.
- Provocative-posting: Uses intentionally shocking or sexual phrasing, e.g. “Prepare for penetration”, “Farts on yo face”, and “Twt where is my gay porn, like ik I'm here to cut and starve but cmon”.
- Conflict-prone: Frequently references beef and arguments, e.g. “Why am I beefing with a 40 yr old” and mocking an older user in “This...is who I'm arguing with... HELP Turning 40 btw @PrisonerSixTwoS Silence biggums....”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user lines up most with Bart Simpson: a chaotic, irreverent teen who masks real pain with jokes and edgy humor. Their posts swing between dark self-destructive stuff like “I wanna cut but that would mean I'd have to get out of my heated blanket…” and goofy, juvenile humor such as “Farts on yo face” and “Using my bidet rn”. Like Bart, they lean into being provocative and confrontational, evident in tweets like “Why am I beefing with a 40 yr old” and “This...is who I'm arguing with... HELP Turning 40 btw @PrisonerSixTwoS Silence biggums....”. There’s also a performative confidence — “I’m so funny I’m so cute” — in “I'm so funny I'm so cute” that feels very Bart: loud bravado covering deeper insecurity and hurt. The mix of rebellion, gallows humor, sexual jokes, and genuine vulnerability makes Bart Simpson the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their timeline centers on inner experiences, self-harm urges, sleep schedule, and body image rather than shared social events, e.g. “I'm so sleepy but it's only 11am My days consist of staying up all night and sleeping all day I really need to fix this” and “Writing fanfiction but I just project on the protag and make him cut and starve himself”, which shows a rich internal world. Their style suggests Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they often turn concrete issues into broader, interpretive points about people’s attitudes toward mental illness, as in “Something I've noticed is that the second you turn 18 peoples reaction to ur sh goes from 'Please stop you are cared for' to 'ew wtf is wrong with you' You don't actually care about mentally ill people”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, focusing on emotional hurt, vulnerability, and relational dynamics rather than detached logic, for example “I just wanna be drunk and vulnerable” and their sensitivity to others’ reactions to scars in “I genuinely can't imagine my legs without their scars”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their life appears unstructured and spontaneous, like the chaotic sleep schedule in “My days consist of staying up all night and sleeping all day” and the way they humorously over-rationalize not cutting in “I wanna cut but that would mean I'd have to get out of my heated blanket… then I'd have to actually cut then I'd have to deal with all the blood”. Taken together—introspective, emotionally intense, value-driven, and somewhat unstructured—the profile best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your days are just staying up all night and sleeping all day, but if we called it a ‘sleep schedule date’ would you stay up with me on purpose instead of by accident?
- You’re assigning your siblings lolcows like Daniel Larson and Nova Online… be honest, am I at least main‑character material or am I getting background freak status in the Yer Cinematic Universe?
- You joked about wanting to be drunk and vulnerable; I can’t supply the alcohol, but I can absolutely provide a safe place to overshare while we clown about everything and everyone, including ourselves.
- You said you can’t imagine your legs without their scars— I don’t want you to change for me at all; I’d rather be the person who makes future-you look back and think, ‘Oh, that’s when things quietly started getting a little less awful.’
- You’re 18, 49kg, into big fat dudes, tweeting ‘farts on yo face’ and beefing with a 40‑year‑old—statistically speaking, I think I just found the most powerful chaos twink on the timeline, and I’m trying to secure a mutual before the next arc drops.
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18 • 49kg • Professional night owl. Argues with 40-year-olds online, writes fanfic instead of sleeping, still figuring life out one scar at a time.– @CATSFLATSMATS
Your signature cocktail
The Shedtwt Sleep-Deprived Sour
The overproof dark rum reflects their desire to be wrecked and emotionally raw, like when they say they “just wanna be drunk and vulnerable”. Black coffee cold brew stands in for their flipped sleep schedule and wired exhaustion, echoing “I'm so sleepy but it's only 11am My days consist of staying up all night and sleeping all day I really need to fix this”. Blood orange juice represents their self-harm and body-focused posts, a dramatic, scarlet tang channeled from tweets like “I wanna cut but that would mean I'd have to get out of my heated blanket...” and “I genuinely can't imagine my legs without their scars”. Salted caramel syrup adds a sweet–salty edge for their flirty, chaotic humor and shamelessness, as in “Farts on yo face” and the confident “I'm so funny I'm so cute”. Finally, activated charcoal gives the drink a dark, moody aesthetic that mirrors their mix of gallows humor and depressive shtwt vibes, especially in reflections like “Something I've noticed is that the second you turn 18 peoples reaction to ur sh goes from 'Please stop you are cared for' to 'ew wtf is wrong with you'”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a mix of dark humor, self‑preservation, and sharp, cutting social instincts that fit Slytherin best. They’re openly strategic about their own suffering and presentation, joking about self‑harm logistics in a very calculated, detached way: “I wanna cut but that would mean I'd have to get out of my heated blanket to get my blade then I'd have to clean my blade then I'd have to expose my legs to the cold…”, which reads as morbidly practical rather than purely emotional. There’s also a strong focus on image and desirability, like “I don't starve myself for attention I starve myself to lose weight but when I do lose that weight I would love the attention it comes with”, underscoring ambition and a desire to leverage outcomes for social capital. Their willingness to publicly beef with older people online — “Why am I beefing with a 40 yr old” and “This...is who I'm arguing with... HELP Turning 40 btw @PrisonerSixTwoS Silence biggums....” — shows a confrontational, unapologetic streak that aligns with Slytherin’s boldness and lack of deference. Even their humor is edged and transgressive, as in “Prepare for penetration” and “Farts on yo face”, suggesting someone who enjoys pushing boundaries and controlling the tone of interactions. Put together, their pragmatism about pain, fixation on appearance and attention, and love of combative, provocative banter map most closely onto Slytherin values.
Your movie
Your song
Boys Will Be Bugs - Cavetown
A fitting song for @CATSFLATSMATS is “Boys Will Be Bugs” because it captures a messy, self-deprecating, vulnerable teenage boy vibe mixed with dark humor and insecurity. They describe themselves casually and ironically in their bio as “18 49kg I'm a dude blah blah blah smth smth yeah follow me,” which matches the song’s mix of apathy and underlying sensitivity. Their joking bravado, like “I'm so funny I'm so cute” and “Farts on yo face”, mirrors the song’s goofy exterior. At the same time, there’s clear pain and self-destructive behavior in tweets like “I wanna cut but that would mean I'd have to get out of my heated blanket to get my blade…” and “Writing fanfiction but I just project on the protag and make him cut and starve himself”, which aligns with the song’s themes of masking emotional struggle with jokes and anger. Their reflections on scars and not being cared for anymore, such as “Something I've noticed is that the second you turn 18 peoples reaction to ur sh goes from 'Please stop you are cared for' to 'ew wtf is wrong with you'” and “I genuinely can't imagine my legs without their scars”, echo the song’s core of feeling broken, misunderstood, and stuck in a hurting version of yourself. Overall, the blend of edgy humor, self-hate, body issues, and yearning for care makes Boys Will Be Bugs a strong thematic match.
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