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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the quintessential mischievous rebel who thrives on sarcasm and dark humor, much like @causticwinds' tweets. The user’s suggestion to add a 'slave' rank in League of Legends – 'They should low key add a new rank in league that's just slave. It should replace diamond.' – mirrors Bart’s tendency to mock authority and poke fun at societal structures. Their nostalgic lament 'I miss season 8 jungle.' and the brag about a 'Free LP printer champion.' reveal a teenage gamer’s attitude that aligns with Bart’s love of video games and pranks. The threatening line 'I know what you are' and the self‑deprecating confession 'This was me my entire school life and now I don't talk to most people at all.' echo Bart’s outsider status and penchant for taunting peers. Finally, the bitter recounting of personal drama – 'This is what happens when you marry a narcissist.' – fits Bart’s cynical view of adult relationships.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user displays introverted behavior, preferring to voice grievances online rather than direct conversation, as in "Op blocked me so I'll respond here." Their focus on concrete, observable details of gaming culture—e.g., "They should low key add a new rank in league that's just slave" and "I miss season 8 jungle"—points to a Sensing preference. The tone is blunt, analytical, and critical, reflecting Thinking, seen in comments like "I know what you are" and the critique of a clan member's lighting‑emoji requests. Finally, the spontaneous, meme‑filled posting style with no evident planning—such as "Free LP printer champion" and "Sir, a second turtle has hit kitchencels"—indicates a Perceiving orientation. These combined traits align best with the ISTP personality type.

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Free bird from Mumbai, soaring through LoL ranks, memes & gaming tips. Once tried to print LP—don’t try that at home! 🎮🦜– @causticwinds

Your signature cocktail
The Obsidian Freebird combines dark charcoal vodka and black rum to mirror the user’s bleak humor, like the tweet "They should low key add a new rank in league that's just slave. It should replace diamond." The smoky, spicy chili bitters evoke the "lighting spells" request from the clan member Aryan, while the tamarind syrup adds a sharp, Indian tang that reflects the bio’s promise of "absolution through obliteration." A frothy egg‑white top symbolizes the free‑bird 🏴☠️ motif and the feeling of soaring above the slums of Mumbai. The drink’s bitter edge also nods to the tweet about marrying a narcissist: "This is what happens when you marry a narcissist." Finally, the overall darkness and complexity capture the user’s alienated vibe expressed in "I know what you are".

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s bio 'absolution through obliteration' and the tweet 'They should low key add a new rank in league that's just slave. It should replace diamond.' reveal a ruthless, power‑seeking mindset typical of Slytherin ambition. Their comment 'I know what you are' shows a cunning, perceptive attitude. The desire to be a 'Free LP printer champion' and the cynical suggestion of a new hierarchical rank demonstrate a strategic, self‑serving perspective. These traits align best with Slytherin, which values ambition, cunning and a willingness to achieve goals by any means.

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The user’s bio "absolution through obliteration" echoes the song’s opening line "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel," framing self‑destruction as a form of redemption. Their tweet "I know what you are" shows a stark self‑awareness that mirrors the song’s introspective confession of personal pain. The statement "This was me my entire school life and now I don’t talk to most people at all." captures the deep isolation and emptiness that the lyric conveys. The post about "marrying a narcissist" and feeling betrayed aligns with the song’s themes of regret and emotional damage. Finally, the cynical suggestion "They should low key add a new rank in league that’s just slave" reflects the bleak, hopeless outlook that runs through the track.

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