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Your Simpsons character
The user’s cynicism, nostalgia for a pre‑digital past, and distrust of democracy resemble Mr. Burns, who often laments modern changes and prefers a return to a more feudal, hierarchical order. They tweet "Should we return to Feudalism?" and "Reject modernity. Return to Feudalism" which echo Burns’s old‑world monarchical fantasies. Their repeated claim that "the internet is a mistake" and "smartphones a mistake" mirrors Burns’s suspicion of new technology that threatens his control. The user also calls both parties "two sides, same coin" and says "I am probably going to be burned at the stake for this", showing the same disdain for politics and willingness to be provocative that Burns displays. Overall, the anti‑technology, anti‑democracy, and nostalgic sentiments align closely with Mr. Burns’s character.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user tends to express themselves in a reflective, solitary manner, often posting provocative statements without seeking direct interaction, as seen in 'I am probably going to be burned at the stake for this...' indicating introversion. For information processing, the user focuses on abstract, future‑oriented concepts, asking speculative questions such as 'Should we return to Feudalism?' and 'Is the internet a mistake?', showing a preference for intuition over concrete details. In decision‑making they rely on logical analysis and critique of ideology, for example 'It's ironic how much conservatives whine about how bad the libs are, when they're basically Pro Life liberals themselves', reflecting a thinking orientation. Their lifestyle appears flexible and exploratory, constantly posing open‑ended questions about societal structures ('Do we need to return to monarchies?', 'Which tech level could Feudalism work best with?'), which aligns with a perceiving attitude.

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Contrarian thinker questioning tech, democracy, and modern life. Ex-voter. Drafted a feudal charter for my apartment building once.– @CaveBear08495

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Named "Burned at the Stake", this drink nods to the user’s warning "I am probably going to be burned at the stake for this" and their love of contrarian provocation. The smoky Scotch provides a literal "stake" flavor, echoing their call to "Reject modernity. Return to Feudalism". Absinthe adds a bitter, almost forbidden edge, mirroring the sentiment that "The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race". A splash of mead evokes medieval banquets and the question "Do we need to return to monarchies?". Finally, a swirl of charcoal syrup darkens the mix, symbolizing the belief that "Was the internet a mistake?" while a rosemary sprig crowns the cocktail like a feudal ruler.

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The user repeatedly shows a willingness to risk personal backlash, saying "I am probably going to be burned at the stake for this" and "This is gonna get me burned at the stake" which reflects Gryffindor's courage. They openly challenge established norms and confront both political sides, as in "You guys can go on ahead and attack me all you want for making this post, but…" showing a daring, outspoken spirit. Their frequent questioning of societal structures—"Should we return to Feudalism?" and "Do we need a purge?"—demonstrates boldness rather than cautious deliberation. This pattern of defying authority and speaking out despite potential consequences aligns best with Gryffindor's values of bravery and standing up for one's convictions.

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The user repeatedly declares a willingness to be "burned at the stake" for their unpopular ideas, e.g., "I am probably going to be burned at the stake for this..." and calls the current political system a sham with lines like "Two sides, same coin". Their repeated questions about abandoning democracy and returning to feudalism – "Should we return to Feudalism?" and "Reject modernity. Return to Feudalism" – show a desire to overthrow the existing order. They also label the industrial revolution and the internet as disasters, saying "The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race" and "Is the internet a mistake?". All of these sentiments echo the rebellious, anti‑establishment rallying cry of Muse’s "Uprising", which urges listeners to rise up against a corrupt system and demand radical change. The song’s chorus – “Rise up, rise up, we’ll be the ones…” – matches the user’s call for a fundamental break from modernity.

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