Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Protective: Defends women and marginalized groups, like criticizing people downplaying the Palestinian genocide in “if the palestinian genocide didn’t affect males these people would downplay it too lol” and defending Mia Khalifa in “wallahi i will defend mia khalifa from every moid in my notifs rn”.
- Self‑aware: Openly reflects on their own behavior and emotions, e.g. acknowledging being full of hate in “i am so full of hate its kind of crazy” and joking about not doing medicine because they’d mistreat patients in “everyone should feel lucky i’m not doing medicine”.
- Hardworking: Takes academics seriously despite complaining, like reporting freeloading group members in “i ended up doing most of the work so i reported it to the professor and made her change my group” and tracking quiz/lab scores in “4.5/5 on 2 bio labs in a row”.
- Family‑oriented: Speaks warmly about family, praising their mom’s care for women in “my mom cares for women in such a genuine way its literally my favorite thing about her” and expressing affection for their grandmother in “nana called me sagacious once… i miss her 💔”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and dramatic exaggeration to entertain followers, such as the mock‑wholesome pinned‑energy in “You will never see me hate or bring other people down. I’m all about kindness…” and dramatic tweets about uni, like “CHEM LAB AT 8 AM TMRW.”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshness: Uses very aggressive phrasing toward others, e.g. calling a bus driver “retarded asfk” and wishing something bad happens to him in “im genuinely hoping that one day something really bad happens to him so we can finally have peace”.
- Ableist‑language: Frequently uses slurs like “retarded,” seen in “my group in writing was retarded af” and “i have to use my ipad like a retard the whole week”.
- Prejudiced‑generalizations: Makes sweeping negative statements about groups, such as “why are indonesian muslims like extra slow and embarrassing” and “korean men are literally the spawns of satan”.
- Vindictive: Expresses desire to harm or mistreat people they dislike, e.g. “i would genuinely mistreat patients i don’t like” and intense annoyance escalating to harm in “someones gonna die if i dont get a new chain today istg”.
- Contradictory‑persona: Publicly claims pure positivity while consistently posting hostile takes, highlighted by the contrast between “You will never see me hate or bring other people down. I’m all about kindness…” and more openly hateful tweets like “i am so full of hate its kind of crazy”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: studious, sharp-tongued, and morally opinionated but also openly exhausted by everyone around them. They’re clearly academic and invested in learning, bragging and stressing about quizzes and labs like “no i didnt study for my calc quiz tomorrow”, “3 quizzes in one week”, and “4.5/5 on 2 bio labs in a row oh they really dont want me to get that A”, which fits Lisa’s overachiever side. They also have strong political and ethical stances, openly commenting on issues like Palestine and gender with tweets such as “if the palestinian genocide didn’t affect males these people would downplay it too lol” and “because the only way to marginalize women is through the taliban or islamic regime #wow #smart”, very much in line with Lisa’s activism and feminism. At the same time, their sarcastic, sometimes mean streak—“i am so full of hate its kind of crazy” and “everyone should feel lucky i’m not doing medicine cause i would genuinely mistreat patients i don’t like”—mirrors Lisa’s judgmental, superior edge when she’s fed up with people. Finally, the tension between their stated positivity and frequent contempt, like “You will never see me hate or bring other people down. I’m all about kindness…” contrasted with their regular dragging of others, feels very Lisa: idealistic in theory, but constantly frustrated by the stupidity and hypocrisy she sees around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with others, tag people, and thrive on discourse and drama rather than privacy, e.g. “stop flirting with me in my dms” and “he blocked and deleted so fast lndkajfjsjfjs”, plus they openly discuss uni, family, and conflicts with oomfs. Their style is strongly iNtuitive: they frequently generalize and theorize about groups and dynamics rather than just concrete facts, like “the way this same string of logic justifies middle eastern women and queer people being radically islamophobic…” and “because the only way to marginalize women is through the taliban or islamic regime #wow #smart”. They favor Thinking over Feeling: they are blunt, combative, and prioritize argument and intellectual stance over harmony, as seen in “everyone should feel lucky i’m not doing medicine cause i would genuinely mistreat patients i don’t like i never gave af” and “girl stfu”, and they even joke about lacking empathy for adults who make bad decisions in “i dont have empathy for grown ass adults who cant even make basic decisions…”. Their spontaneity and last‑minute habits suggest Perceiving over Judging: they regularly procrastinate or wing academics (“no i didnt study for my calc quiz tomorrow”, “quiz tommorrow”) and complain about chaotic schedules rather than demonstrating rigid planning, as with “my tuesday and thursday schedule r so shit… every time i check the timings i want theres no seats left im gonna commit jihad”. The mix of constant debate, sharp humor, social engagement, and idea‑driven commentary fits an ENTP profile: outspoken, argumentative, quick‑witted, and more interested in exploring and attacking ideas than in maintaining emotional peace. Even their ironic pinned‑style positivity vs. admitted hatred (“You will never see me hate or bring other people down…” versus “i am so full of hate its kind of crazy”) reflects ENTP playfulness and love of contradiction.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d mistreat patients if you did medicine, so it’s a good thing I’m not your patient—just say you want to study my heart like one of your bio labs and we can call it 6/6 inshallah.
- You’re binging Game of Thrones, defending evil women, and thirsting over Daenerys’ little cages… I’m just saying, if you ever need a morally questionable side character, I volunteer as tribute to be your problematic fave.
- You joked that everyone should be grateful you’re not in medicine because you’d mistreat patients you don’t like—kinda crazy, because every time you tweet about your mom or your cousins you sound exactly like the person I’d trust with my life.
- You’re out here complaining about calc quizzes, chem lab at 8am, and three quizzes in one week… if you ever need someone to help you procrastinate in the CAS study area, I promise I’ll make you forget about grades faster than your dad forgets how to pay the college fees.
- You said you’d never bring people down and you’re all about kindness, then five minutes later you’re calling this app a breeding ground for the ‘special kinds of retarded’—I like my women like I like my tea with mint: warm, honest, and just unhinged enough to keep me awake.
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STEM girl powered by sushi, mint tea & unhinged group projects. Once got a 4.5/5 and took it personally. Eng / Ar rants, GOT takes & campus life.– @cclabubu
Your signature cocktail
The Sagacious Hater Spritz
This cocktail is built on spiced dark rum for that unapologetically strong, slightly chaotic core—perfect for someone who says “i am so full of hate its kind of crazy” and jokes about “everyone should feel lucky i’m not doing medicine cause i would genuinely mistreat patients i don’t like”. Pomegranate-mint syrup nods to their Arab background and love for minty drinks like “i dont even make tea anymore i just pour warm water over mint and call it a day omg”, mixing sweetness with a sharp edge like their takes on politics and gender, e.g. “if the palestinian genocide didn’t affect males these people would downplay it too lol”. An espresso shot captures the over-caffeinated uni grind of “3 quizzes in one week” and “CHEM LAB AT 8 AM TMRW.”, fueling both study sessions and tweet rants. A touch of rosewater softens everything, reflecting the unexpectedly tender side in “my mom cares for women in such a genuine way its literally my favorite thing about her” and missing their nana in “nana called me sagacious once and i cant stop saying it even tho idk what it means.. i miss her 💔”. Finally, sparkling water lightens the drink and adds playfulness, mirroring their oscillation between dead-serious threads and feral humor like “meow” and the ironic positivity of “You will never see me hate or bring other people down. I’m all about kindness and supporting one another!”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their defining traits are ambition, ruthlessness, and strong self‑preservation, all classic Slytherin markers. They openly prioritize their own success over group harmony, as seen when they say they reported their lazy classmates and made the professor change their group because they were "not failing" or giving "free labor" “my group in writing was retarded af and i ended up doing most of the work so i reported it to the professor and made her change my group idgaf im not failing with yall or giving u free labor 😂😂😂”. They repeatedly express a willingness to mistreat people they dislike, e.g. “everyone should feel lucky i’m not doing medicine cause i would genuinely mistreat patients i don’t like i never gave af”, and fantasize about bad things happening to an annoying guy on the bus so they can "finally have peace" “im genuinely hoping that one day something really bad happens to him so we can finally have peace”, which shows a cold, instrumental attitude. Their self‑description as "full of hate" “i am so full of hate its kind of crazy” and frequent, cutting insults toward groups (e.g. “this app breeds special kinds of retarded i didnt even know could exist”) reflect Slytherin’s darker edge more than any other house. Yet they are also sharp and strategic in social interactions, openly defending women and criticizing double standards (for example, contrasting the treatment of Mia Khalifa with a male counterpart in “the fact that he will never receive even half the ridicule mia khalifa did”), which aligns with Slytherin’s calculated sense of justice rather than Gryffindor’s idealistic version. Overall, the mix of ambition, self‑interest, cutting wit, and readiness to go on the offensive clearly places them in Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Anti-Hero - Taylor Swift
The mix of self-awareness, dark humor, and admitted pettiness in Anti-Hero fits them very well. They’re openly harsh and unbothered about it, like when they say “everyone should feel lucky i’m not doing medicine cause i would genuinely mistreat patients i don’t like i never gave af” and “i am so full of hate its kind of crazy”, which echoes the song’s "I’m the problem, it’s me" self-drag energy. At the same time, they clearly feel overworked and overwhelmed, venting about quizzes and group work in posts like “no i didnt study for my calc quiz tomorrow” and “my group in writing was retarded af and i ended up doing most of the work so i reported it to the professor”, matching the song’s theme of feeling exhausted by everything and everyone. They also present a contrast between sarcasm and a softer side, seen in “my mom cares for women in such a genuine way its literally my favorite thing about her” and “nana called me sagacious once and i cant stop saying it even tho idk what it means.. i miss her 💔”, which reflects the emotional complexity and vulnerability running under Anti-Hero’s bravado. Overall, the song’s blend of cynicism, self-critique, and hidden tenderness aligns closely with how they talk about themselves and the world.
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