cclanker777
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Outspoken: He doesn't hide his views: short, strong lines like 'ACAB' and 'Putos cerdos' show he speaks plainly and forcefully about injustice.
- Witty: Self-aware humor such as 'Me presento, soy el hombre. El hombre de morado' and calling his life 'una broma' after the Cazorla mishap shows a knack for playful phrasing.
- Engaged: Using '#FreeJoacas' and calling out police behavior in 'Que en una manifestación fascista ... la policía no haga absolutamente nada' demonstrates active political engagement.
- Internet-savvy: References to Pokémon and Undertale and posting image-based jokes like 'No tengo pruebas pero tampoco dudas' show comfort with meme culture and visual humor.
- Loyal: His quick solidarity tweets (e.g., '#FreeJoacas') and loud defense against perceived fascism suggest he stands with his people and causes vocally.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Short, hot-take lines like 'Putos cerdos' and wishing 'se quemen Mercadonas' indicate reactions driven by immediate emotion rather than measured reflection.
- Confrontational: Openly provoking institutions and police with 'ACAB' and harsh language can escalate conflicts and alienate potential allies.
- Provocative Humor: Jokes about burning stores ('esperemos que ... se quemen Mercadonas') risk being read as extreme and may harm credibility or attract moderation.
- Geographically Forgetful: Admitting 'mi vida es una broma' after not knowing Cazorla's province shows occasional lack of preparation or attention to practical details.
- Limited Reach: With a small follower base (32/20), his strong opinions may stay in an echo chamber rather than sway larger audiences.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart is the best match: mischievous, rebellious, and ready to taunt authority. Carlos's blunt provocations ('Putos cerdos', 'ACAB') and prank-ready tone like 'Me presento, soy el hombre. El hombre de morado' evoke Bart's combination of humor and political mischief. Both relish poking established figures and shaking up the status quo rather than engaging in sober debate.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
ESTP fits Carlos: Extraverted — he posts bold declarations and engages directly with the public (for example, '#FreeJoacas' and public denunciations), Sensing — he reacts to concrete actions like police behavior ('la policía no haga absolutamente nada') rather than abstract theory, Thinking — he uses blunt, critical judgments such as 'Putos cerdos' and 'ACAB' rather than hedging emotionally, and Perceiving — his impulsive, in-the-moment humor and rapid-topic tweets (from Pokémon to protests) show flexibility and spontaneity. These traits create the action-first, blunt communicator seen across his feed.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Pokémon? Because I just lost my heart to the man in purple — 'Me presento, soy el hombre. El hombre de morado.'
- I got lost looking for Cazorla, but I'd happily get lost anywhere if it meant finding you — 'mi vida es una broma', so laugh with me?
- You must be Undertale fan art, because every time you appear my feed goes soft mode — saw your 'undertale' pic and instantly smiled.
- I don't need '#FreeJoacas' to know I want to campaign for you — I'll shout your name from rooftops (or at least in a meme).
- If protesting were a relationship status, we'd be 'It's complicated' — but I promise I'll be on your side yelling 'ACAB' in the crowd.
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Carlos — leftist, meme-smith & gamer. Andalusian by geography, contrarian by instinct. Pokémon trivia, protest photos, and unapologetic takes. Dressed in purple, speaking bluntly. #ACAB #FreeJoacas– @cclanker777
Your signature cocktail
Purple Hombre
The 'Purple Hombre' nods to 'El hombre de morado' — the violet base is a visual signature, while lime keeps it sharp like his insults ('Putos cerdos') and chili syrup provides the burn of his fiery rhetoric and provocative jokes about stores burning. Sparkling water adds a fizzy social-media energy (fast, attention-grabbing), and the lemon twist is the zesty punchline he often delivers. It's bold, a little volatile, and memorable — just like his feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Carlos fits Gryffindor because he demonstrates courage and a confrontational sense of justice. He loudly condemns police inaction with 'Que en una manifestación fascista ... la policía no haga absolutamente nada', and embraces direct activism via '#FreeJoacas'. His willingness to be provocative — even risking backlash with lines like 'Putos cerdos' or hoping 'se quemen Mercadonas' — shows the kind of bravado and moral certainty Slytherin would not shy from, but Gryffindor's heart-forged activism matches his priorities better. He prizes action over cautious analysis, which is a classic Gryffindor trait.
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Killing in the Name - Rage Against The Machine
This song's raw anti-authoritarian energy matches Carlos's 'ACAB' stance and his blunt condemnations such as 'Que en una manifestación fascista ... la policía no haga absolutamente nada'. Its aggressive, in-your-face chorus is the kind of soundtrack that would accompany his fiery tweets and protest solidarity.
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