Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Morally Principled: He takes a firm stance against hate groups, stating “death to all nazis”, and values loyalty in relationships.
- Punctual: He prioritizes being on time, noting he is “on time, because i’m always early”.
- Self-Aware: He recognizes his communication flaws, admitting it is “hard for people to detect my tone through texting”.
- Open-Minded: He is supportive of personal identity and self-expression, telling a user “it’s 2026 go for it” regarding gender exploration.
- Health Conscious: He values fitness and mental well-being, noting “i love pushups” and that mental health is “more important than we think”.
Weaknesses:
- Trauma Dumping: He admits that once he starts talking, he may “accidentally trauma dump” on others.
- Chronic Boredom: He frequently posts about his lack of stimulation, stating “i’m so bored” and “pls ask or tell me things i’m really bored”.
- Social Insecurity: He expresses hesitation in sharing his personal life, mentioning he is “too insecure to share” his private account.
- Conflict Avoidance: Rather than confronting difficult emotions, he prefers to “take a nap until this feeling passes”.
- Fragile Focus: He struggles with follow-through on creative projects, like making a strawpage but “deadass don’t know what to put on there”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, ceej is highly principled, expressive, and deeply concerned with the state of the world, specifically noting that “today was very rough with everything going on in the US”. They share a passion for justice and social ethics, evident in their blunt declaration of “death to all nazis” and their belief that “mental health is always going to be more important than we think.”. Despite being a “beast” at times, ceej possesses a sensitive soul and musical appreciation, often sharing songs and admitting “i think i’ll just take a nap until this feeling passes” when overwhelmed. Their intellectual honesty shines through when they give thoughtful advice to others, much like Lisa acting as the moral compass of The Simpsons.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Ceej exhibits Introversion and a desire for privacy, as seen when he mentions being “too insecure to share” his private account and preferring “evenings” alone. His Sensing side is evident in his focus on immediate physical comforts like “chinese takeout” and practical habits like “pushups”. He leans toward Feeling through his diplomatic nature, advising someone that “mental health is always going to be more important than we think” and valuing personality over looks. Finally, his Perceiving trait is clear from his spontaneous boredom, frequently “reinstalling val” or taking naps “until this feeling passes” rather than following a rigid schedule.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m a total personality hire—so even if your stomach can't handle coffee, I’m exactly the cup of tea you’ve been looking for.
- I heard you’re an Arsenal fan, and since you’re already a #proudgooner, how about we skip the 'prep time' and you just let me save your Saturday night?
- Is it 2026? Because I’m definitely ready to 'go for it' and be the thoughtful gift you’ve been waiting for.
- I know you don't like wearing shorts, but you're so fine I'm starting to think 'ceej_tankian' is just an abbreviation for 'can't even explain joy.'
- I might not be a centipede, but I’d love to haunt your narrative—just promise you won't trauma dump until at least the second date?
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Your new Twitter bio
Arsenal devotee and Formula 1 fan. Once failed sophomore P.E. but I've since traded the gym for pushups and deep dives into music history. Always early, never late.– @ceej_tankian
Your signature cocktail
The Chalant Gooner
This cocktail starts with a base of London Dry Gin to honor his Arsenal pride and the bio tag “COYG”, balanced with spicy ginger beer to reflect his blunt honesty when he says “if you abbreviate fortnite to fn ima read it as fuck nga”. The blackberry liqueur adds a 'young black and unique' flair, while a dash of espresso (representing the caffeine he hates) mimics his claim that he's “always early”. Finally, the gold lustre represents his playful 'Hollywood' side after “hitting 200 followers”, creating a drink that is as expressive and multi-faceted as a Pisces who “might trauma dump” if you let him talk too long.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Ceej embodies the core Hufflepuff values of loyalty and fair-mindedness, explicitly confirming his nature when he answers “yeah” to whether he is loyal. His sense of justice and kindness is evident in his advice to others, such as telling someone seeking social status that “you shouldn’t be ditching friends to climb social ladders”. He demonstrates a patient, supportive temperament by encouraging others' self-expression, notably telling a questioning user to “try on that cute bra” if it makes them happy. Furthermore, his humble and inclusive worldview is highlighted when he tells a peer that it is “normal to be a little envious” and reminds them of their worth. Ultimately, his focus on personality over looks and his dedication to being a “polite person” solidify his place in the house of the hardworking and true.
Your movie
Your song
Pink + White - Frank Ocean
The song's blend of soulful introspection and smooth, 'chalant' vibes perfectly aligns with Ceej’s bio description of being “chalant and expressive” while “staying young black and unique.” Its themes of immortality and groundedness reflect his focus on personal values, such as when he asserts that “mental health is always going to be more important than we think” and his preference for sincerity over social climbing. Ceej’s deep appreciation for music history and his father’s taste, noted when he says “my dad had such a great taste in music,” mirrors the nostalgic, timeless quality of this track. Ultimately, the song captures his balanced nature as someone who is both a “beast” in confidence and deeply sensitive to his surroundings.
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