Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: They joke creatively about everyday stuff, like dramatizing Fortnite skins in “ekko fortnite skin ekko fortnite skinekko fortnite skin…” and refusing dog kisses in “i feel terrible rejecting kisses my from my dog but bro i saw you lick your own ass…”.
- Community‑oriented: They celebrate and engage with mutuals, e.g. being excited about followers in “100 folllowers OMGGGGG!!!!!!!I LOVE YOU GUYSSSSSSSSS” and tagging friends in games like “4 characters i like and 4 oomfs to do the same !!!”.
- Creative gamer: They combine strong fandom passion with creativity, like obsessing over Jinx/Ekko in Fortnite in “my guilty pleasure is adding every single jinx on fortnite…” and joking about squad deaths in “i just got brutally murdered by a squad of chappell roans”.
- Expressive honesty: They openly share feelings about family, body image, and fears, as in “my parents are genuinely the worst js cuz your life sucks doesnt mean mine has to” and “reading the epstein files genuinely wtf idk how im supposed to keep living in this fked up world im so terrified”.
- Artistic interest: They show a drive to create, like wanting to write fanfiction in “i rlly wanna start writing fanfiction lowk” and proudly posting clothes they made in “clothes i made 👉👈”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructiveness: They repeatedly describe and glamorize self‑harm, such as “i lost my game by 28 points cutting myself 28 times😂😂😂…” and “the artist in me loves cutting myself but in cute patterns”.
- Disordered eating: They fixate on extreme weight goals and harmful behaviors, like in their bio listing low goal weights and tweets such as “ok its settled im doing breakfast omad to get throigh the day then excersize my breakfast off” and “just purged takis+nachos+ burrito+crumbl cookie+pickles 0/10 worst experience ever do not reccomend dont do it”.
- Suicidal ideation: They make direct threats and hopeless statements, e.g. “theres no hope for me… im gonna be homeless i should kill myself now” and “WAIT OMG I MIGHT BE GOIGN TO SCHOOL INA FEW WEEKS WHAT I THREATENED MY MOM WITH SUICIDE AND IT WORKED”.
- Family resentment: They express intense anger toward family, as in “my mom pisses me THE FUCK OFF”, “my parents are genuinely the worst”, and blaming their mother for lack of schooling in “mom never let me go to school and now shes complaining how dumb i am”.
- Violent ideation: They mention harming themselves or others in extreme ways, like “what if i started violently cutting myself in the kigndom hall bathrooms i fkn hate all of them” and “i am lowkirkueinely considering becoming a killer maybe ill get cool tcc edits”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, this user is hyper self-aware, sensitive, and feels out of place in their family and environment, shown by posts like “my parents are genuinely the worst js cuz your life sucks doesnt mean mine has to” and “mom never let me go to school and now shes complaining how dumb i am...............???..........”. Lisa often struggles with feeling isolated and unloved despite caring deeply, which parallels tweets such as “theres no hope for me im never gonna go to school or have any friends im stuck on 6th grade education im litterally fucking doomed…” and “i fucking hate valentines day dont rub it in my face illl never be loved at least not irl”. The user also shows strong emotional intensity and moral horror at the world, similar to Lisa’s reactions to injustice, for example “reading the epstein files genuinely wtf idk how im supposed to keep living in this fked up world im so terrified”. At the same time, they have niche, nerdy passions (Fortnite, Jinx, personality tests) that mirror Lisa’s obsessive interests and need for meaningful connection, as in “finally stopped procratsing on that damn personality test im an infppppppp” and “i feel like will constantly asking to play dnd when i beg everyone to play fortnite with me”. Although the self-harm and ED content go far beyond the show’s tone, the core of a depressed, smart, isolated kid desperately wanting a different life is very Lisa-coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They come across as more introverted (I) than extroverted: they often mention feeling like a loner and having very limited in‑person connections, e.g. “my only friends are like a six year old and a nine year old who look up to me , and the bodega man”, and spend much of their time online or playing Fortnite rather than describing lots of IRL social events. Their focus on inner feelings, symbolism, and identity over concrete data points to intuition (N): they dramatize situations, idealize fictional characters, and think in metaphors, like “the artist in me loves cutting myself but in cute patterns” and “i am lowkirkueinely considering becoming a killer maybe ill get cool tcc edits”, which shows imaginative, non‑literal thinking. They are clearly feeling‑oriented (F), centering emotions, hurt, and relationships rather than logic, e.g. “my parents are genuinely the worst js cuz your life sucks doesnt mean mine has to” and “i ❤️all my oomfies u guys are the reason im lowk still alive”, and reacting intensely to perceived rejection or affection. Their lifestyle looks perceiving (P): they are impulsive and spontaneous rather than structured, as seen in “you know what fuck it im going to buy a baby goat rn” and constant shifts in OMAD plans like “ok its settled im doing breakfast omad to get throigh the day then excersize my breakfast off”. Taken together—intense inner emotional world, idealization of fictional characters, strong values, and chaotic, spur‑of‑the‑moment behavior—this aligns best with INFP rather than nearby types like ISFP or ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we squad up on Fortnite and you queue Jinx, I promise to protect you like you’re my mythic – but if you ever change your skin, I’ll let the Chappell Roans finish me instead.
- You said your mom thinks Jinx gave you an ED, but I think Jinx just gave me a crush on the infp girl who rage‑tweets about Blitz Royale and microplastic teabags.
- You owning a random baby goat, being somehow 30% Lithuanian, and screaming about Ekko skins is exactly my type of chaos – can I be the bodega man who actually flirts back?
- You threatened your mom with suicide just to get a chance to go to school; that’s dark as hell, but it also means you’re stubborn, clever, and fighting for yourself. I kind of want to be someone you’d fight to keep around too.
- You say you’re ‘fakearexic’ and ‘a loser’, but your timeline is full of clothes you made, goats you adopted on impulse, and oomfs you’d tattoo on yourself – if that’s loser behavior, sign me up, I want to lose with you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Fortnite Jinx enjoyer, aspiring writer & accidental goat enthusiast. Navigating weird parents, weirder wifi, and big feelings one tweet at a time.– @cementerybrat
Your signature cocktail
Starvemaxxed Jinx Fizz
The Starvemaxxed Jinx Fizz is chaotic, neon, and a little dangerous—just like someone who tweets “no MOM its not anorexia!!! im STARVEMAXXING transcending lean bulking cut pilled monkmaxxing negative intake meta😒 you wouldnt get it” and lives for Jinx and Fortnite (“JINKKK😝😝😝”, “jinx is so horribly chopped in fortnite😭😭who is this😭😭😭😭😭😭#notmyjinx😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”). The blue raspberry soda with edible glitter captures their bright, hyper-online vibe and love for sparkly fandom aesthetics, echoing their excitement over things like “100 folllowers OMGGGGG!!!!!!!I LOVE YOU GUYSSSSSSSSS”. A shot of espresso represents the frantic, spiraling energy of someone typing walls of text like “ekko fortnite skin ekko fortnite skinekko fortnite skin...” and “😭😭😭cause im a babyboo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭what the hell am i babyboo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. Pomegranate liqueur (or syrup) brings a sweet-but-dark, blood-red edge that nods to their self-harm posts like “the artist in me loves cutting myself but in cute patterns” and “which one do i cut into myself”. The smoked salt rim adds bitterness and grit for their rough home life and anger—see “my parents are genuinely the worst js cuz your life sucks doesnt mean mine has to” and “my mom is always drunk it pisses me off”. Finally, microplastic-sized popping candy is a playful wink to “microplastics in the teabag tho🥺”, making the drink literally crackle with the same volatile, messy energy as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a very Gryffindor mix of impulsiveness, recklessness, and willingness to throw themselves into danger. They talk about buying a baby goat on a whim in a series of escalating posts like “you know what fuck it im going to buy a baby goat rn” followed by “so now i own a baby goat i wasnt really thinking this through uh oh”, which reflects classic impulsive bravery rather than calculated planning. They also frame serious self-destructive behavior in almost daredevil terms, e.g. “i lost my game by 28 points cutting myself 28 times😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤞” and “OMG should i cut a cutie mark on my hip/thigh”, which is disturbingly reckless but very in line with Gryffindor’s tendency to charge into danger without self-preservation. Their antagonism toward authority and willingness to confront family and religious structures, like “my parents are genuinely the worst js cuz your life sucks doesnt mean mine has to” and “my familt is jehovah witness🥺 lowkey out of spite what if i started violently cutting myself in the kigndom hall bathrooms i fkn hate all of them”, shows a bold, confrontational streak. Even their semi-joking fantasy of extremity in “i am lowkirkueinely considering becoming a killer maybe ill get cool tcc edits” fits a reckless, drama-craving temperament rather than a subtle, strategic Slytherin one. While they clearly care deeply about friends and oomfs, the dominant pattern is intense emotion paired with impulsive, often self-endangering actions—hallmarks of a troubled but unmistakably Gryffindor personality.
Your movie
Your song
Monster! - Dev Lemons
The song that best suits them is actually the one they already chose as their hypothetical lifetime track: Monster! by Dev Lemons. They explicitly say it themselves when answering a prompt: “'if you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life what would it be' > Monster!dev”, which shows a strong personal connection. The song’s themes of self-loathing, feeling like a burden, and being emotionally chaotic match their tweets about self-harm and self-hatred, like “the artist in me loves cutting myself but in cute patterns” and “theres no hope for me ... im gonna be homeless i should kill myself now”. Their identity on edtwt/shtwt and jokes about being ‘fakearexic’ in “im such a fakearexic eating like the fatass i am” also mirror the song’s mix of dark humor and genuine pain. On top of that, their chaotic, hyper-online vibe—spamming about League/Fortnite and Jinx in tweets like “jinx is so horribly chopped in fortnite😭😭who is this😭😭😭😭😭😭#notmyjinx😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”—fits perfectly with the anxious, overstimulated energy in Monster!.
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