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Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s an earnest, artsy overachiever who stress-spirals about school and channelates her feelings into creativity, just like @cemet0rydrive. The user constantly frets over the Etec exam—see “meudeus etec etec etec eteec…” and “eu realmente nao to bem… 23 dias pra estudar…”—mirroring Lisa’s academic anxiety. They gush about literature and long fanfics—“alguem me passa uma fic… EU QUERO 50 MIL PALAVRAS”—and revel in artistic inspiration despite insecurity, like “quanto mais vejo a arte… mais fico insegura com meus desenhos”, paralleling Lisa’s creative drive. Their compassionate, affectionate greetings—“ooiiii meus bb feliz ano novo pra vces !!” and “bom dia amores!! como estao?”—echo Lisa’s warm integrity. Even their intense fandom love—“meu coracao ta doendo de amores pelo mcr hj”—recalls Lisa’s passionate devotion to her idols.

Your MBTI personality Type
I/E: Their constant outreach to “mutuals” and open invitations to chat—e.g., “oii gente... quanto tempo ne...” and “bom dia meus bb dormiram bem??”—shows outgoing, people-oriented energy, fitting Extroversion. S/N: They dwell on fantasies and imaginative scenarios like “eu tb queria conhecer um cachorrinho punk... que vira meu namorado”, pointing to Intuition. T/F: Emotion and empathy dominate their posts, such as “meu coracao ta doendo de amores pelo mcr hj”, signaling a Feeling preference. J/P: The spontaneous study panic—“meudeus eu so a pessoa mais inutil do mundo... nao consigo focar”—and lack of structured planning indicate Perceiving. Altogether, ENFP captures their expressive, imaginative, emotionally driven spontaneity.

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ETEC hopeful, coastal Frank Iero scholar, and dreamer who once tried to study at 8 a.m. on a Sunday. Here for wholesome chaos, fanfics, and the occasional red streak.– @cemet0rydrive

Your signature cocktail
Spiced cola reduction mirrors their sweet-but-buzzy greetings and milkshake/cola faves from “bom dia momozis dormiram bem??”. Cherry-infused cacau nib vodka reflects the moody-romantic MCR devotion in “meu coracao ta doendo de amores pelo mcr hj...”. Fizzy guaraná mist captures the hyper energy and anxious ETEC prep in “meudeus etec etec etec...”. Ocean-salt bitters nod to beach walks and emotional resets in “é so ir dar uma voltinha sozinha pela praia...”, giving the drink a briny experimental twist.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is saturated with warmth toward friends and mutuals, like greeting everyone with affection in “bom dia gente!! como ta sendo a manha de vcs?” and checking whether mutuals slept well in “bom dia meus bb dormiram bem??”, which highlights Hufflepuff-style kindness. Loyalty shines through when they celebrate every milestone with their community—see “100 MUTUALS ... A BEIJO NA BOCA DE CADA UM OK > <” and “80 MOOTS ... OBRIGADA POR ESCUTAREM AS BOBAGI Q EU FALO”. Their perseverance and hard work surface in the intense focus on ETEC prep, such as “meudeus etec etec ... ESSE DOMINGO PROVA DA ETEC!!!!” and “gnt eu realmente nao to bem ... eu so tenho 23 dias pra estudar”, revealing dedication even under stress. This blend of sustained friendliness, communal loyalty, and diligent effort fits the classic Hufflepuff profile far better than any other house.

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Their timeline radiates My Chemical Romance devotion, from “gee fofinho vampirinho” to yearning dreams like “sonhei q eu tinha ido na casa de alguma pessoa e o frank tava la”, aligning perfectly with the dramatic chaos of The Sharpest Lives. The song’s tangled mix of romantic obsession and emotional volatility mirrors tweets such as “meu coracao ta doendo de amores pelo mcr hj” and “eu to nada bem * *”. Its nocturnal, frenetic energy fits their insomnia-fueled study sessions and anxious ETEC prep captured in “eu realmente nao to bem ... so tenho 23 dias pra estudar”. With a flair for goth-romantic aesthetics and dramatic flair in posts like “bom dia vidinhas acordei com muita vontade de comer esse homem aqui”, they embody the song’s darkly passionate spirit.

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