Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Regularly shares personal feelings and struggles, e.g., posting about mom sexualizing them
- Creative: Uses stylized text, emojis and unique formatting like “꒰꒰ see on tl = do !!”
- Community engaged: Invites followers to alt account, uses hashtags #shedtwt, #promotwt and tags friends
- Humorous: Employs dark humor and sarcasm, e.g., jokes about tying a noose or mocking pudding cat
- Self aware: Recognizes toxic interactions and blocks people, mentions eating‑disorder attempts openly
Weaknesses:
- Volatile: Shows intense emotional outbursts like “Guys I’m so pissed off rn”
- Impulsive: Makes risky decisions such as “not sleep or eat for three days for science”
- Self harm: Posts about cutting and “How to tie a noose”, indicating self‑harm ideation
- Substance dependent: Expresses need for vape and cigarettes repeatedly, e.g., “I need to get a new fucking vape”
- Conflict prone: Frequent family and OOMF conflicts, e.g., “My mom reminds me of Ash Trevino” and “When a straight guy is flirting…”
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson is the rebellious, attention‑seeking teen of Springfield, which mirrors the user's chaotic, self‑destructive style. The user writes 'I need a new fucking vape so badly' and 'I’m gonna try to not sleep or eat for three days for science', showing risky, rebellious behavior similar to Bart’s dangerous stunts. Their constant conflict with their mother ('I wish my mom would stop sexualizing me…') echoes Bart’s frequent arguments with Marge. The user’s profanity‑laden outbursts ('Girl fuck you and ur broke ass pudding cat…') and desire for fame ('Why be nice when you can be famous?') match Bart’s love of mischief and craving for attention. They also display a volatile mood ('I hate these people…', 'I’m fed up with ur shit') which is characteristic of Bart’s quick‑tempered personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
"I hate when people say I’m a miserable person just cause I’m mean like I’m not I’m just fed up with ur shit 😭😭" shows an inward focus on personal feelings, indicating introversion. "I had a dream that my fish came back to life even though he died like last month and he’s already buried 😭" and "Saw a deer on my drive and all I thought about was Alastor I’m very alastorpilled rn" reflect a preference for imaginative, symbolic thinking, a hallmark of intuition. "I need something lesbian to happen to me and I’ll go back to normal" reveals decisions driven by personal values and emotions, characterizing feeling. "I’m gonna try to not sleep or eat for three days for science" and "I need to go to ikea and homegoods NOW" illustrate a spontaneous, flexible lifestyle typical of perceiving. Together these traits point to an INFP personality, which the user also self‑identifies as in their bio.
Some pickup lines for you
- I may not be Alastor, but I can make your yume feel like a Hazbin episode where we’re the star‑crossed lovers.
- I've got a vape cloud ready, but I’d rather spend that time in an Adopt Me world with you, trading hearts instead of pudding cats.
- Your new Discord layout is as sleek as a fresh batch of purple fries—let’s chat over Diet Coke and see if our vibes match.
- If your future Tiramisu Pomeranian ever gets jealous, I’ll just redirect you to my strawpage where the only thing sweeter than my links is the thought of us together.
- You said you need a lesbian relationship and maybe a three‑day fast—how about we skip the starvation and just feast on each other's company instead?
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Your new Twitter bio
Gaming & anime enthusiast, content creator, Alastor fan, proud #Shedtwt member. Once tried swapping a pudding cat for a Pomeranian.– @cemetaryangels
Your signature cocktail
Alastor's Velvet Vex
This cocktail, called "Alastor's Velvet Vex", blends black vodka, smoked rosemary-infused whiskey, lavender syrup, grenadine, and a pinch of edible glitter. The black vodka mirrors the user’s dark, chaotic vibe expressed in "I need a new fucking vape so badly. All I have are my cigarettes and they make my room stink 😒", while the smoked whiskey evokes their constant smoking and vaping references. Lavender syrup adds a sweet purple note, nodding to their "fav color: purple" and the dreamy "Alastor yume" aesthetic. Grenadine provides a bloody edge, hinting at the tweet "I wish I could cut without it scarring". Finally, the glittery sparkle reflects the vibrant, erratic energy of edtwt and their frequent bursts of excitement like "Good morning everyone!!!".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The bio explicitly says 'Why be nice when you can be famous?', highlighting a strong drive for personal fame and ambition, a core Slytherin trait. Their tweets repeatedly emphasize self‑interest and willingness to push limits, such as 'I need a lesbian relationship' and 'I’m gonna try to not sleep or eat for three days for science', showing a desire to achieve personal goals at any cost. They also display cunning and resourcefulness in social interactions, like trading attempts ('I got offered a pudding cat twice and they both declined the trade') and manipulating friendships ('I have a friend crush on oomf (I want to be their friend so badly omg)'). This pattern of ambition, self‑centered drive, and strategic behavior aligns most closely with Slytherin values.
Your movie
Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (covered by Johnny Cash)
The user frequently expresses deep emotional pain and self‑harm, as seen in tweets like "I wish I could cut without it scarring" and "How to tie a noose". The lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" matches this self‑destructive impulse. Their bio "Why be nice when you can be famous?" and posts about feeling misunderstood ("I hate when people say I’m a miserable person") echo the song’s themes of regret and isolation. The line "What have I become?" mirrors their frustration with family conflict ("My mom… is a bitch to me") and the sense of being broken. Overall, the haunting, introspective tone of "Hurt" captures the user's blend of pain, anger, and yearning for recognition.
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