Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Social Transparency: Crow is honest about her struggles, even when they feel “deranged” or difficult to discuss.
- Religious Commitment: She adheres to her values by “eating halal only”, which she uses to maintain self-discipline.
- Academic Persistence: Despite daily struggles, she successfully “had my final exam” and completed her testing period.
- Culinary Resourcefulness: She finds ways to make meals satisfying by adding “steamed broccoli” and fried garlic within her limits.
- Friendly Demeanor: She maintains a polite online presence, regularly wishing followers a “gm oomfs” or happy new month.
Weaknesses:
- Physical Self-Neglect: She restricts food to the point of “feeling like I was gonna die” and almost passing out.
- Social Naivety: She made the “mistake of telling my friend” about her ED, resulting in a toxic competition.
- Academic Avoidance: She admits to wanting to “skip and walk around campus” because she dislikes her classes.
- Obsessive Tendencies: Her gaming habits interfere with her rest, as she “had a dream” about remodeling her house in Heartopia.
- Deceptive Behavior: She hides her eating habits from her family by “eating plain rice so she isn’t suspicious” regarding oily foods.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Crow shares Lisa’s studious yet anxious nature, balancing a busy academic life of “final exams” with a tendency to feel “deranged” by social pressures. Much like Lisa’s specific dietary principles, Crow navigates strict personal rules, noting how “eating halal only has helped in buying less fast food”. Both characters struggle with a desire to be seen and understood while fearing judgment, as Crow admits she is “scared that my interests and what I talk about will make ppl find me”. Ultimately, her habit of “yapping” about her internal world and her perfectionist streak regarding her goals mirrors Lisa’s intellectual and emotional intensity.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Crow displays Introversion (I) by preferring solitary activities like “walk around campus” rather than attending class and expressing fear of being discovered by real-life friends. Her Sensing (S) trait is evident in her hyper-focus on physical details, such as food textures and caloric density, noting her mother's stew was “70% oil”. Her Feeling (F) nature is shown through her emotional reactions to social betrayal, such as when a friend began “competing with me and comparing us” after she opened up. Finally, her Perceiving (P) preference is highlighted by her spontaneous decision-making, like considering “making ramen” as a late-night whim and her general tendency to “yap” rather than follow a rigid social or academic schedule.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m nothing like that friend you told—I’d never compete with you, unless it’s to see who can spend more hours on Heartopia.
- Are you a remodeling project in Heartopia? Because you’ve been building a home in my dreams all night.
- I’m not a fan of Diet Coke either, but I’m definitely a fan of you. How about we skip the 'too sweet' stuff and go grab some halal instead?
- If you’re planning on skipping class to walk around campus tomorrow, let me come along—I’m great at yapping and I promise to keep you from passing out.
- Forget the 520-calorie ramen; you’re the only thing on the menu today, and I wouldn't even need a spoonful of oil to make things sizzle.
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21. Professional student and Heartopia architect. Passionate about halal cooking, long campus walks, and perfecting the art of the 500-calorie ramen bowl.– @cemeterycrw
Your signature cocktail
The Skeletal Remodel
This drink captures the 'deranged' energy of a 21-year-old university student juggling exams and a digital double life. The bitter tonic reflects her dislike for sugar substitutes, as she asks, “Am I the only person that doesn’t like Coke Zero or diet anything”. The spicy oil float represents the anxiety of family meals where she feels “someone free me” from dishes 'drowning in oil.' Finally, the structured yet dark presentation mirrors her obsession with aesthetics, whether she is changing her pfp or “currently remodeling” her house in Heartopia.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Crow demonstrates a heavy focus on personal goals and self-preservation, such as her desire to 'lock in' for the month and her calculated approach to eating 'plain rice' to avoid suspicion from her mother. Her resourcefulness and competitive awareness are evident when she vents about a friend who started 'competing with me and comparing us' after she opened up about her ED. This focus on individual progress, combined with her bio labeling herself as 'deranged', aligns with the Slytherin traits of ambition and a shrewd, insider-focused social circle. Her willingness to skip class to 'walk around campus' shows a prioritisation of her own whims and objectives over institutional rules.
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Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
The user is deeply immersed in 'edtwt' (eating disorder Twitter), as seen in her bio referencing “shedtwt” and her frequent tracking of calories, such as her “meal of the day” consisting of ramen. Prom Queen reflects the harmful internal dialogue and competitive nature of body image issues, mirroring her experience where a friend “immediately start talking about how much skinnier they were” after she opened up. Her tweets often detail the struggle of balancing social expectations with her habits, like when she felt she “almost passed out” and realized breakfast was necessary. The song’s focus on the desire to be thin and the mental toll of food restriction perfectly captures her constant internal conflict and her goal to “lock in this month” regarding her weight goals.
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