Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently turns frustrations into jokes, like joking about being expelled from church in “fui expulsa da igreja to gag” and mocking medicine as a default career in “medicina ta virando administração já”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares strong feelings about shows, idols, and life, such as crying over missing MCR concerts in “so deus sabe o quanto q eu ja chorei pq nao vou nos shows do mcrkkkkkkkk” and being “transtornada” by JJK episodes in “gente eu tl Pasma com esses episódios de jjk to transtornada real”.
- Creative-fan: Engages deeply and imaginatively with fandoms, inventing headcanons like Yuta being pregnant in “quem engravidou entre eles dois foi o yuta, tal qual um cavalo marinho” and speculating about Mikey’s Hello Kitty bass in “i BET mikey has a normal sized hello kitty bass”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes personal tendencies, like calling their focus “selective attention deficit” in “tenho deficit de atenção seletivo pq pra ver um show de 2 horas do mcr eu n tive dificuldade nenhuma p focar” and acknowledging financial limits around shows in “meus pais não pensam assim kk”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth and care toward idols and people, e.g., tender admiration of Gerard in “ele ta tao lindo o cabelinho dele ta tao lindinho ele ta rao maravilhoso” and playful love for media like Dead Poets Society in “eating chocolate volcano cake and watching dead poets society so I genuinely enter flow state”.
Weaknesses:
- Catastrophic-thinking: Uses extreme language for everyday problems, such as saying they’ll “have to kill myself” over bad internet in “minha internet toda hora caindo eu vou ter q me m4tar eu n vi metade do show direito vsfd” and treating a cold as karmic punishment in “ficar resfriado nesse calor desgraçado do rj eh sinal q estou pagando minha divida karmica”.
- Financial-strain: Repeated money stress appears in complaints about losing their only R$120 in “la se vão meus 120 reais na nubank pqp eh tudo q eu tenho”, requesting refunds because they “just need the money” in “pedi reembolso da bolsa mais linda do mundo 5 minutos apos comprar”, and not affording courses in “nao eh barato nao viu”.
- Pessimistic: Often frames situations negatively, like assuming shows will never come to Rio in “nem os fanmade tem rj mais eu to fudida mesmo” and saying it’s safer in Ukraine than Belford Roxo in “tem mais chances de sobreviver na Ucrânia q em belford roxo”.
- Relationship-frustration: Expresses unresolved irritation with close relationships, such as bluntly stating “im kinda hating my boyfriend actually” in “im kinda hating my boyfriend actually” and showing tension with their mother over small issues in “essa senhora precisa de uma evolução espiritual sabe”.
- Self-isolating: Describes feeling alone socially, like calling themself a “loba solitária” who doesn’t talk to moots in “n falo com nenhum moot me sinto uma loba solitária” and expressing exclusion when linktree doesn’t work in “me sinto extremamente excluída pq nao consigo ver absolutamente nada da bio de ninguém”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come off as smart, observant, and a bit world-weary in a very Lisa-esque way, mixing genuine concern with irony and memes. Like Lisa, they care about bigger-picture issues and how society works, joking that “medicina ta virando administração já, não sabe oq quer fazer de vdd = faz medicina” and complaining about how no artists come to their city anymore in “genuinamente queria saber oq tem acontecido q NENHUM artista mais vem pro rj”. They’re passionate and niche-obsessed (MCR, JJK, Yu-Gi-Oh), rewatching long shows with full focus in “tenho deficit de atenção seletivo pq pra ver um show de 2 horas do mcr eu n tive dificuldade nenhuma p focar”, which is very much Lisa’s intense, almost nerdy dedication. They also show a sensitive, emotional side beneath the sarcasm when they say “a gente brinca ri e tal mas so deus sabe o quanto q eu ja chorei pq nao vou nos shows do mcrkkkkkkkk”. Finally, like Lisa feeling out of place in Springfield, they often frame themselves as isolated or misunderstood online, such as in “me sinto uma loba solitária”, reinforcing the Lisa parallel.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they often mention feeling like a loner or disconnected from others, such as feeling like a "loba solitária" who doesn’t talk to moots “ia postar meu @ do ig agui caso o twitter morra de ver mas n falo com nenhum moot me sinto uma loba solitária”, and most of their joy comes from solitary media consumption like watching shows and concerts online “when I'm eating chocolate volcano cake and watching dead poets society so I genuinely enter flow state”. They fit Intuition (N) more than Sensing: even when referencing concrete things (shows, hair dye, cities), they quickly jump to subjective or imaginative angles, like turning medical school into a broad social commentary “medicina ta virando administração já, não sabe oq quer fazer de vdd = faz medicina” or framing character analysis with metaphor and headcanon “oq apenas fortalece a ideia q quem engravidou entre eles dois foi o yuta, tal qual um cavalo marinho”. Their tone suggests Feeling (F): they center emotional reactions and values over logic, e.g. describing how deeply they’ve cried over not going to MCR shows “a gente brinca ri e tal mas so deus sabe o quanto q eu ja chorei pq nao vou nos shows do mcrkkkkkkkk” and expressing intense empathy and attachment to fictional and musical figures “to mt trisge de vdd ele ta tao lindo o cabelinho dele ta tao lindinho ele ta rao maravilhoso”. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): they complain about money and planning yet act impulsively (buying and then refunding things) “pedi reembolso da bolsa mais linda do mundo 5 minutos apos comprar (eu so preciso do dinheiro mesmo)” and casually admit they likely won’t even attend their own graduation so they won’t bother planning for it “pensando aq eu provavelmente nao vou na minha formatura ano q vem ent pra q me importar c pagar ela ne”. Taken together—intense inner emotional life, imaginative fandom focus, self-described isolation, and loose, spontaneous decision-making—INFP is the best-fitting type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You watching a 2-hour MCR show with zero attention issues made me realize something: if I were on stage and Gerard was next to me, do you think you’d still manage to focus on him, or would I finally be more distracting than your selective ADHD?
- You said medicine is the new business degree, so let’s skip both: I’ll be the physiotherapist who tells you to work legs every day, you become the tanajura of my dreams, and we’ll call it a joint research project in applied romance.
- Since your New Year’s wish was for MCR at Rock in Rio, I have a proposal: we practice for the concert now. I’ll hold you like Gerard with those strong hairy arms you tweeted about, you scream the lyrics, and the universe will be legally obligated to make it happen.
- You got expelled from church, are a self-proclaimed tropical vampire, and binge JJk and Yu-Gi-Oh—at this point I’m just wondering if I should bring holy water, a cursed object, or a Duel Disk to our first date.
- You worrying that red and black hair in RJ will make you look like a Flamengo fan is valid, so here’s the deal: dye it anyway, I’ll wear a Vasco shirt, we’ll walk down the street together, and everyone will just assume we’re madly in love and deeply unwell—both correct.
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Med student in RJ surviving heat, exams & concerts I can’t afford. Once got Wi‑Fi flagged as ‘suspicious activity’ while streaming My Chemical Romance.– @cemeterylessons
Your signature cocktail
Tropical Vampire Tears
A cachaça infused with hibiscus and chili brings a hot, Brazilian bite for the “real life tropical vampire” vibe in their bio and the heat of tweets like “ficar resfriado nesse calor desgraçado do rj eh sinal q estou pagando minha divida karmica”. Black cherry juice adds drama and emo sweetness for the MCR obsession, echoing wishes like “meu pedido de ano novo é vc q o mcr venha pro brasil dnv no rock in rio p eu poder ir💞”. Sparkling guaraná soda keeps it hyper and online-coded, suited to someone who can rewatch a full show and say “tenho deficit de atenção seletivo pq pra ver um show de 2 horas do mcr eu n tive dificuldade nenhuma p focar e estou vendo de novo”. A splash of cold-brew coffee captures their late-night, slightly feral fandom energy, from “rip severus snape you'd love to cry while listening to my chemical romance” to anime marathons like “watching ygo0 and oh god I forgot yugi sounds like a girl all the timr”. Finally, a black sugar rim with crushed sour candy embodies the mix of bitterness, money stress, and gallows humor in lines like “la se vão meus 120 reais na nubank pqp eh tudo q eu tenho” and “a gente brinca ri e tal mas so deus sabe o quanto q eu ja chorei pq nao vou nos shows do mcrkkkkkkkk”. This cocktail is strong, sparkly, a bit unhinged, and definitely crying in the club to My Chemical Romance.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong, almost obsessive love of learning and art, especially in how they deep‑dive into media. For example, they analyze shows and anime details, like carefully following Jujutsu Kaisen and commenting on arcs and character parallels: “yuji's mom looking just like junpei's mom just makes his whole arc sadder” and “gente eu tl Pasma com esses episódios de jjk to transtornada real”. They also demonstrate the ability to focus intensely on something intellectually/emotionally engaging, joking that they might have selective attention because they can rewatch a two‑hour show effortlessly: “tenho deficit de atenção seletivo pq pra ver um show de 2 horas do mcr eu n tive dificuldade nenhuma p focar e estou vendo de novo”. Their humor is very referential and meta, like calling HIM “the first band that only has passive twinks” while making a layered joke about genre and aesthetics: “HIM primeira banda q só tem passivas twinks to encantada”. They also nitpick factual details, such as being bothered by a geographic inaccuracy about penguins in Greenland: “eles postando isso sendo que nao tem pinguim na groenlandia eu to transtornada”, which is very Ravenclaw in its pedantic, knowledge‑focused way. Overall, their identity is built around media analysis, niche references, and intellectualized humor rather than pure ambition, loyalty, or bravado, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
Their whole timeline orbits around My Chemical Romance, from openly wishing for the band to come back to Brazil in a New Year’s wish “meu pedido de ano novo é vc q o mcr venha pro brasil dnv no rock in rio p eu poder ir💞” to binge‑watching full shows with hyperfocus “tenho deficit de atenção seletivo pq pra ver um show de 2 horas do mcr eu n tive dificuldade nenhuma p focar e estou vendo de novo”. I’m Not Okay (I Promise) fits their dramatic, self-deprecating humor, and the way they turn constant minor crises into something almost theatrical, like complaining about the internet ruining a concert stream “minha internet toda hora caindo eu vou ter q me m4tar eu n vi metade do show direito vsfd” or losing their last R$120 “la se vão meus 120 reais na nubank pqp eh tudo q eu tenho”. The song’s theme of emotional chaos wrapped in sarcasm mirrors their tweets about crying over missing shows “a gente brinca ri e tal mas so deus sabe o quanto q eu ja chorei pq nao vou nos shows do mcrkkkkkkkk” and feeling like an outsider on the site “n falo com nenhum moot me sinto uma loba solitária”. Their mix of morbid jokes, romantic fixation on Gerard, and melodramatic everyday struggles lines up almost perfectly with the song’s vibe of being loudly ‘not okay’ while half-laughing about it.
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