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They line up best with Lisa Simpson: passionate, principled, extremely online about their niche interests, and willing to call people out. They’re deeply into a specific fandom and mechanics the way Lisa obsesses over jazz or science, going longform on Zenless builds and systems like in “Updated Solider 0 Anby Regeared for M2 and max potential unlock” and “Ok now that we've had 2 new Shiyu resets I'm gonna give some opinions”. Morally, they’re very outspoken and uncompromising, similar to Lisa’s activism, as seen when they say “I'd rather have 1,896 followers that aren't sexually attracted to virtual children then 22,518 followers that are sexually attracted to virtual children” and when they ‘terminate’ their relationship with a weapon over “charges” in “We at Obol Squad have decide to terminate our relationship with Brimstone…”. They mix serious ethics with shitposty humor, like “Well you see the best defense is a strong offense so every Obol agent is a dps”, which is very Lisa-being-sincere-while-still-in-a-cartoon. Finally, they clearly care about fairness and how devs and characters are treated, as in “The devs are being overworked and only the special snowflakes getting the cool 4th menu animations is stupid”, echoing Lisa’s constant concern for justice and equity.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they actively interact with a fandom community, run a semi-roleplay persona (“Propaganda spreader for the New Eridu Defense Force” in their bio), and frequently engage others through jokes and public discourse, e.g. “I'd rather have 1,896 followers that aren't sexually attracted to virtual children then 22,518 followers that are sexually attracted to virtual children” and celebratory posts like “TYSM FOR 1800 The Obol agenda will be maintained in 2026”. They appear Intuitive: they often talk in terms of meta, patterns, and hypothetical changes rather than just raw facts, such as systemic suggestions in “Disk presets Disk rerolling… Don't have the proxies align with a single faction for too long… More Defense Force agents” and narrative speculation in “If the new Angels of Delusion event doesn't at some point have us go see Elfy and ends with Aria becoming more comfortable with being an intelligent construct my disappointment will be immeasurable”. Their style is strongly Thinking: they argue in a blunt, analytical way, criticizing design and balance choices (“The main issue was that it was overly tutorialized… loading times were an issue and lower end hardware had a lot of performance issues”) and discussing optimal builds with numbers in posts like “Heart shaped v8 engine… Great universal option for atk agents because of 39% crit rate and 20% def shred on ults” while still defending ethical stances logically, as in the follower-count tweet above. They read as Perceiving: their feed shows constant on-the-fly reactions, memes, and theorycraft rather than rigid planning, e.g. “Another 10000 battery to farming Shadow Harmony Idk if I have great disks for Haru and I want to improve the Orphie build” and spontaneous speculative takes like “A complete hopium idea for a Lycaon buff would be him being able to increase the stun duration by 3s…”. Combining these, their strongest fit is ENTP: an outgoing, idea-focused, debate-loving type who mixes meta analysis, playful irreverence (“It looks like aftershocks but due to New Eridu copyright law it isn't”), and constant brainstorming about how systems, characters, and communities could be tweaked or improved.

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Zenless Zone Zero theorycrafter & Defense Force enjoyer. Advocating for Obol Squad, crit builds, and more buff women since I lost my first 50/50 to Grace.– @CEOofOrpheus

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This cocktail hits like a Defense Force burst rotation: high-impact, a little unhinged, and very online. The smoky mezcal shot is for their love of maximum damage and military aesthetics, echoing lines like “Maximum fucking firepower” and their obsession with Soldier 11 and Seed as apex DPS. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a dark, sweet streak for their emotional attachment to characters and lore, from mourning Seed Sr in their bio to gushing, “AH IT'S SO PEAK” whenever something hits just right. Spiced ginger beer brings fizzing chaos and comedy, fitting their wengine-twt shitposting energy and jokes like imagining a clickbait video, “How ZENLESS players go CRAZY whenever a new FURRY releases”. A dash of chili tincture represents their sharp, uncompromising takes—like preferring fewer followers over tolerating creeps, “I'd rather have 1,896 followers that aren't sexually attracted to virtual children…”. Finally, the electric-blue citrus foam nods to their constant farming, theorycrafting, and electric-heavy rosters—Sanby, Seed, Orphie—captured in posts like “ANOTHER SUB I WILL BUILD THIS SEED BRICK BY BRICK RAAAHHHHH LONG LIVE SEED SR” and their endless grind to optimize builds.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very Gryffindor mix of loud conviction, moral courage, and willingness to call people out even if it costs them popularity. They explicitly prioritize having fewer followers over tolerating behavior they find morally wrong, saying they’d “rather have 1,896 followers that aren't sexually attracted to virtual children then 22,518 followers that are sexually attracted to virtual children” “I'd rather have 1,896 followers that aren't sexually attracted to virtual children then 22,518 followers that are sexually attracted to virtual children”, which is classic courage-over-clout. They also take strong public stances in fandom drama, e.g. mock-announcing that Obol Squad has “terminate[d] our relationship with Brimstone due to the recent charges against it” and apologizing for the “lapse in judgement” “We at Obol Squad have decide to terminate our relationship with Brimstone due to the recent charges against it. We apologize for our lapse in judgement and will be careful going forward.”, showing a bold, performative sense of duty. Their aggressive, battle-hype tone in lines like “'Maximum fucking firepower' 'Be fucking careful captain' 'One fucking shot, one fucking kill'” “'Maximum fucking firepower' 'Be fucking careful captain' 'One fucking shot, one fucking kill'” and jokes about “sending in an elite military unit” that’s actually a chaotic squad “'We're sending in an elite military unit to handle the situation' The unit in question” also fits Gryffindor’s love of heroic bravado. While they have analytical moments about game balance and builds, the dominant throughline is outspoken courage, righteous indignation, and a flair for dramatic, combative humor—hallmarks of Gryffindor rather than the more calculated style of Slytherin or the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff.

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Their whole vibe is high-energy, a bit chaotic, and militaristic in a tongue‑in‑cheek way, which fits the explosive, pyromaniac imagery of My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up). They constantly talk about firepower and explosions, like when they quote lines such as “Maximum fucking firepower” and praise aggressive DPS playstyles and builds in Zenless. The song’s mix of swagger and self-aware drama mirrors how they hype Defense Force agents and Obol Squad, for example calling Orphie the goat who will “wheelchair your dps to a clear 100% factual information no bias whatsoever”. There’s also a darkly humorous edge in how they frame the military/Obol aesthetic, like posting that “we're sending in an elite military unit to handle the situation – the unit in question” with silly images, which matches the song’s theatrical, over-the-top mood. Finally, their unapologetic stances and willingness to call people out, like preferring fewer followers over tolerating those “sexually attracted to virtual children”, fits the song’s defiant, burn‑it‑down attitude.

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