
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
This user lines up best with Bart Simpson: irreverent, online way too much, and always mixing jokes with slightly unhinged curiosity. Their timeline is full of chaotic, horny, and trolling energy, like asking for edits in “WHERES THE UNCENSORED AFO COCK! SOMEONE MAKE THE EDIT PLEASE” and grinding meme-y achievements in “I reached the Emerald Edger rank (35) in Jerkmate Ranked The Game 🏆 Dare to beat me?”. They clearly enjoy edgy humor and shock value, as seen in “Only on Twitter can I see someone kill theirself and then right below see the best shinobu feet post” and “Can yall stop posting that fucking panel of that huge fat dude and a kid talking about mushoku tensei 😭”. At the same time, there’s a softer side that cares about their online circle, like when they admit “Sometimes I think about deleting my twitter account but then I’ll miss all my mutuals” and joke about rarely tweeting in “One day I’ll start using this app to actually tweet…”. This mix of mischief, meme addiction, and surprising sentimentality is very Bart: a clown on the surface, but more self-aware and attached to his community than he lets on.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they describe rarely tweeting and feeling blocked for just existing, e.g. “Bro I be getting blocked for just existing 😭 I rarely tweet” and “One day I’ll start using this app to actually tweet…”, suggesting a more withdrawn, observer role online and strong attachment to a smaller circle of mutuals, as in “Sometimes I think about deleting my twitter account but then I’ll miss all my mutuals”. Their interests and humor show Intuition (N): they reference meta or surreal media like milk inside a bag of milk, “There’s milk… inside of a bag of milk… inside a bag of milk”, and engage with speculative/fictional worlds (Evangelion, MHA, JJK, Deltarune, Chainsaw Man) more than concrete real‑life details. They read as Feeling (F) over Thinking: they emphasize emotional reactions with crying/laughing emojis and sympathy such as “I can’t with this dude bro 😭 his whole story is actually sad” and worry about perception, like “Seeing all this talk about black anime fans is funny af until I realize half of my mutuals prob don’t know I’m black ☠️”, which signals sensitivity to identity and relationships more than cold logic. Their style is spontaneous and reactive, pointing to Perceiving (P): they mostly comment on current discourse and leaks (e.g. “Mha & jjk competing for more rushed ending #JJK268”, “Holy shit my entire feed is midori man 😭”) rather than showcasing plans, structure, or long‑term projects. Overall, a low‑posting, emotionally expressive anime/gaming fan who processes things through feelings and imaginative media fits best with INFP.

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20 | Anime, manga & game discourse enthusiast. Once got jump-scared by a Trump notification. Here for panels, posts & the occasional hot take.– @ceoofrei

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The Neon Genesis Twinkolini is a chaotic, weeb-coded cocktail that mixes bright sweetness with a little darkness—just like someone who tweets “Lmao evangelion fan” and lives online. Blue raspberry vodka gives it an anime-bright, electric vibe, channeling their hype in posts like “Deltarune is finally coming man 😭🙏🏾”. Calpico soda adds a soft, slightly nostalgic sweetness for the side of them that admits “Sometimes I think about deleting my twitter account but then I’ll miss all my mutuals”. A swirl of activated charcoal syrup represents the grim, desensitized timeline where they can say “Only on Twitter can I see someone kill theirself and then right below see the best shinobu feet post”. The spicy mango chamoy rim captures their messy, horny, over-the-top humor from tweets like “I fucking NEED this full video, I need to know if there’s any foot play” and the Jerkmate grind. Finally, a splash of sparkling energy drink on top matches their loud, reactive stan energy when they cry about MHA, CSM, and JJK like “Mha & jjk competing for more rushed ending #JJK268” and “WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO NAYUTAAAAAA”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a very Slytherin mix of self‑awareness, edge, and social survival instincts. They clearly value their online social circle and think strategically about staying connected, saying they consider deleting Twitter but won’t because they’d “miss all my mutuals” in “Sometimes I think about deleting my twitter account but then I’ll miss all my mutuals”, which reflects Slytherin-style social self‑preservation and prioritizing their network. Their humor leans dark and provocative, as in “Only on Twitter can I see someone kill theirself and then right below see the best shinobu feet post”, which suggests a comfort with taboo subjects and boundary‑pushing that fits Slytherin’s reputation for edginess and disregard for norms. They also show calculated self‑presentation and the desire to ‘blend in’ when needed, saying they used to have a more unhinged Discord pfp “before I had to normalcel” in “Used to have the first one as my discord pfp before I had to normalcel”, a very Slytherin act of adapting their image strategically. Finally, their reaction to being blocked—“Bro I be getting blocked for just existing 😭 I rarely tweet”—shows they’re keenly aware of social dynamics and how others perceive them, reinforcing a Slytherin-style focus on social standing and external perception over idealistic crusading (Gryffindor) or earnest warmth (Hufflepuff).

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A well-suited song is Internet by Post Malone, since it captures being chronically online, jaded, and still unable to log off. They joke about wanting to leave but stay for their timeline, like when they say “Sometimes I think about deleting my twitter account but then I’ll miss all my mutuals”. Their feed swings between absurd anime/manga posting and dark humor, like “Only on Twitter can I see someone kill theirself and then right below see the best shinobu feet post”, which fits the song’s theme of how the internet warps your sense of normal. They’re self-aware about being Very Online, admitting “One day I’ll start using this app to actually tweet…” and laughing at discourse like “Seeing all this talk about black anime fans is funny af until I realize half of my mutuals prob don’t know I’m black ☠️”. The mix of shitposting, niche fandom takes, and staying plugged in despite the chaos mirrors the song’s weary but attached relationship with the internet.

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