Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally open: Shares vulnerable feelings about family, sexuality and exhaustion, like in “esses últimas dias tem sido muito difíceis sabe além do mais numa das brigas minha mãe jogou na roda a minha bissexualidade e eu tomei de moradora”.
- Supportive friend: Promotes and praises friends’ work, e.g. “vejam as artes de lerry porra fluida genero” and “vejam a arte do meu mano tekoy ele manda muito”.
- Playful humor: Uses jokes and memes even in awkward situations, like the Pikachu rejection story in “eu me declarei pra um garoto... e ele me soltou um 'pikachu eu escolho você!!'”.
- Creative mind: Talks about OCs, drawing and aesthetics, e.g. “eu to muito animada com muitas ideias pra minha oc to feliz” and “eu colorindo só um meses depois preciso desenhar mais”.
- Affectionate nature: Expresses carinho for mutuals and desire for connection, like “feliz ano novo meus bebês” and “offando depois eu respondo vocês adoro vocês beijão”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑deprecating: Puts herself down, for example “por que tem tantas pessoas curtindo esse post de eu sendo patética parem parem” and “não que alguém se importe”.
- Emotional overload: Frequently overwhelmed by stress and crises, like “fazia um tempo que eu não tinha uma crise fodida do caralho” and “to tão cansada não tô conseguindo formar uma linha de pensamento coerente sem querer chorar”.
- Low self‑esteem: Questions her own worth and skills, e.g. “eu....... eu sou boa?” and “a sensação de não ser boa o suficiente na única coisa que você é boa”.
- Indecisive focus: Mentions many ideas but difficulty acting, like “várias ideias e nenhuma iniciativa, eu não saio do lugar nunca” and wanting new aesthetics/secondary accounts without clear follow‑through in “eu não tenho uma identidade no twt eu quero ter também”.
- Family strain: Family conflict heavily affects her well‑being, from separation and forced church in [“galera meus pais se separaram...”(https://x.com/cerebrodepudim/status/1999250034374901762)] to violence over her bisexuality in “ouvi muita merda pela minha sexualidade e acabei apanhando tambem”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, sensitive, creative, and often feeling out of place in their own family. Like Lisa, they’re self-aware and anxious about identity, calling it a “crise de meia idade aos 17 anos pré 18” in “eu acho que tô tendo a crise de meia idade aos 17 anos pré 18” and doubting their worth in “a sensação de não ser boa o suficiente na única coisa que você é boa”. They’re artistic and imaginative, talking about drawing and OCs in “eu colorindo só um meses depois preciso desenhar mais” and “eu to muito animada com muitas ideias pra minha oc to feliz”, which mirrors Lisa’s creative outlets (sax, writing, activism). Their empathy and emotional fatigue in “to tão cansada não tô conseguindo formar uma linha de pensamento coerente sem querer chorar” and their struggles with family conflict and sexuality in “eu ainda to meio mal, ouvi muita merda pela minha sexualidade e acabei apanhando tambem… caralho que vida de merda” echo Lisa’s feeling of being misunderstood at home. Even when they joke or act chaotic, like in “primeira siririca do ano”, the underlying vibe is still a thoughtful, earnest teen trying to figure out who they are in a messy environment—very Lisa-coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They present as more introverted than extroverted: most posts are about their inner world, feelings, and home life rather than big social scenes, e.g. describing eating quietly while parents argue (“na hora do almoço meus pais discutindo e eu quietinha comendo…”) and frequently talking about being off / low‑energy (“offando depois eu respondo vocês adoro vocês beijão”). Their style points strongly to intuition over sensing: they fixate less on concrete facts and more on identity, meaning, and future possibilities, like wanting an online “identity” (“eu não tenho uma identidade no twt eu quero ter também”) and spinning emotional narratives around songs and OCs (“mitski me ouviu desabafando e logo em seguida escreveu washing machine heart”, “eu to muito animada com muitas ideias pra minha oc to feliz”). They are clearly feeling‑oriented: decisions and reactions are expressed through emotions and relationships rather than detached logic, such as their pain about family conflict and biphobia (“eu ainda to meio mal, ouvi muita merda pela minha sexualidade e acabei apanhando tambem…”) and a strong longing for affection (“eu queria um chamego :(”). Finally, they lean perceiving over judging: they describe themselves as tired, unorganized, and struggling with initiative (“várias ideias e nenhuma iniciativa, eu não saio do lugar nunca”), and they move in and out of activity on the timeline rather than following strict plans (“off até dipois”). Overall, the introspective, imaginative, emotionally intense, and somewhat scattered vibe best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said at 17 you’re having a midlife crisis already… lucky for you I’m ready to waste the rest of my ‘half-life’ cooking lasanha with you and listening to Mitski on loop.
- So your icons are all Madoka or “pink anime girl”, but your favorite color is pink and your MBTI is INFP… are you sure you’re not actually the magical girl I’m supposed to pick? Because I choose you, not Pikachu.
- You were sad you couldn’t afford the boys’ concert and that you ‘live in the middle of nowhere’—if you want, I can be the broke groupie who travels to your cu do mundo just to hear your playlist and eat your lasanha.
- You said you’re bad at makeup and basic with fashion, but you draw, cook, listen to Mitski, play otome, and have a whole OC lore… I don’t think you lack an identity, I think you’re just accidentally my type in every timeline.
- Your mom pierced your ear with a sewing needle & ice, the post exploded, the power pole exploded, and you’re still here tweeting about cramps and pão—if you can survive tudo isso, you can definitely survive a coffee date with one (1) flirty bissexual admirer.
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Your new Twitter bio
Angie • 17 • artist-in-training & chronic oversharer. Once got my ear pierced with a sewing needle and stayed for the lore. INFP, bi, powered by chocolatado.– @cerebrodepudim
Your signature cocktail
Pink Cólica Heart
This drink is soft, pink and deceptively sweet, just like Angie calling herself “very basic” while clearly not being basic at all “eu sou muito básica”. The strawberry milk liqueur / spiked chocolate milk nods to her favorite drink and comfort craving vibes “fav drink: chocolatado” and the cozy chaos of spending New Year in a sweatshirt and panties with boiled eggs and Coke “vibe passar o ano novo só de blusão e calcinha comendo ovo cozido e tomando coquinha”. Sparkling rosé and rose syrup capture her love of pink and soft aesthetics, plus the romantic, yearning tweets like wanting a kiss and some cuddles “que ódio eu queria beijar queria saber como é a sensação to triste” and “eu queria um chamego :(”. The bitter herbal amaro stands for the family drama, religious pressure and biphobia she’s dealing with “eu ainda to meio mal, ouvi muita merda pela minha sexualidade e acabei apanhando tambem… to sendo obrigada a frequentar igreja” and the painful fights at home like her dad throwing her plate on the floor “meu pai na hora da raiva pegou o MEU prato de comida e JOGOU NO CHÃO”. The lemon twist is that sharp, self-aware humor she uses to survive everything from cramps “cólica :(” to burnout “to tão cansada não tô conseguindo formar uma linha de pensamento coerente sem querer chorar”, giving the cocktail a final bright, sarcastic edge—soft girl, strong lore.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong Hufflepuff traits of warmth, attachment, and loyalty. Their affection for friends and mutual support is constant, like when they gush about Kiwi filling their notifications with loving messages: “kiwi lotou minhas nots com mensagens assim, agora eu toda chorosa eu amo tanto ele”, and when they proudly boost friends’ art: “vejam as artes de lerry porra fluida genero” and “vejam a arte do meu mano tekoy ele manda muito”. They repeatedly express care and tenderness toward their followers, signing off with love: “offando depois eu respondo vocês adoro vocês beijão”, “feliz natal meus bebês amo vocês”, and “feliz ano novo meus bebês”. Even when life is difficult—family conflict, biphobia, exhaustion—they remain gentle and community-oriented, explaining they’ll go off a bit because they can’t be a “good person to talk to” right now: “eu to sem ânimo pra tudo, to bem cansada e esgotada então eu não vou conseguir ser uma boa pessoa pra conversar”. Their lack of overt ambition or ego and their desire for comfort, affection, and mutual care over glory or cleverness align them much more with Hufflepuff than with the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Nobody - Mitski
A well‑suited song for them is Nobody by Mitski, because it balances loneliness, emotional exhaustion, and a desire for affection with a strangely soft, dreamy tone—very similar to their timeline. They often talk about feeling tired and mentally overwhelmed, like when they say “to tão cansada não tô conseguindo formar uma linha de pensamento coerente sem querer chorar” and “esses últimas dias tem sido muito difíceis sabe”. There’s also a recurring theme of wanting love and physical affection but feeling distant from it, as in “eu queria um chamego :(” and “que ódio eu queria beijar queria saber como é a sensação to triste”. At the same time, they have a soft, cute, introspective aesthetic—bio with “♡ bun,” love of pink, anime girls, and INFp vibes—which fits the bittersweet, vulnerable but intimate tone of Mitski’s music. They even explicitly connect themselves to Mitski’s emotional universe when they post “mitski me ouviu desabafando e logo em seguida escreveu washing machine heart”, showing how strongly they identify with her lyrics, making Nobody an especially fitting theme song for them.
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