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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the quintessential mischief‑maker who constantly gets into trouble, just like @certaininnocenc’s stream of chaotic posts. The user’s tweets such as 'STOP impersonating me!!! I JUST GOT ARRESTED FOR SOMETHING I DIDNT DO' and 'Getting into this damned prison uniform …' echo Bart’s frequent run‑ins with the law and his habit of ending up in detention or a police car. Their self‑deprecating, prank‑filled style – for example 'I think selling crypto is tame.' and 'I keep getting shoes thrown at me whenever I enter this bar' – mirrors Bart’s love of pranks, reckless schemes, and daring stunts. The repeated use of 'pal' and the constant claim of being 'lost' ('I’m still lost', 'I’m #NOT paid enough for this') also reflect Bart’s teenage swagger and his habit of wandering Springfield looking for the next adventure. Overall, the user’s chaotic, rebellious, and comedic tone aligns most closely with Bart’s personality.

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The user frequently addresses others directly, as in 'Pal!? I'd never! Okay, maybe you're right,' showing an extraverted, socially‑engaged style. They often contemplate abstract ideas, for example 'If all actions are predetermined, then all of us aren't as bad as we think?... I don't think I should go to jail for identity fraud and aggravated assault,' indicating a preference for intuition. Emotional expression is clear in tweets like 'I miss Belobog' and 'My wrist, my leg... It's a sign,' reflecting a feeling‑based decision approach. Their spontaneous, unplanned updates—such as 'I keep getting shoes thrown at me whenever I enter this bar'—demonstrate a perceiving, flexible lifestyle.

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Freelance creator of quirky gadgets. Once sold a rubber duck that turned water into strawberry‑scented bubbles. #DIY #Innovation– @certaininnocenc

Your signature cocktail
The Paper Pipe Punch captures Sampo's chaotic energy with a bubbly strawberry syrup that mimics the rubber duck that turns any liquid into pink, strawberry‑scented bubbles ('Item listing #393, a rubber duck that turns any liquid it's placed near into pink strawberry scented bubbles!!!'). The bright blue curaçao and gin represent the 'handsome' and 'feminist' persona they flaunt ('6'2 handsome feminist 🌟'). A splash of lemon juice adds a sour note echoing Sampo’s frequent injuries and mishaps ('I BROKE MY LEG A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AFTER A FALL. WHY WOULD I TRESPASS ON GOVERNMENT PROPERTY IF MY LEG IS BROKEN'). The frothy egg white creates a foam that looks like the 'paper pipe' they claim to be making ('Making a paper pipe right now because I really need a smoke'). The overall effect is a playful, slightly chaotic cocktail that feels like a prank‑filled package being delivered by a 'good ol' pal' ('All right! Going to deliver a package! See you pals later!').

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The user shows a clear focus on personal gain and cunning, as seen in tweets like "I think selling crypto is tame" and "New item for sale! A 650ml water bottle that turns every liquid inside of it into canned tuna!". They demonstrate resourcefulness and strategic thinking, e.g., "If I put enough tape, it probably won't!" and "The best part is that the target won't know what's happening! It happens far faster than they could react, after all.". Their willingness to bend rules and pursue self‑preservation is evident in "STOP impersonating me!!! I JUST GOT ARRESTED FOR SOMETHING I DIDNT DO" and "If all actions are predetermined... I don't think I should go to jail for identity fraud and aggravated assault". The recurring theme of wanting to distance from "broke people" and seeking profit, like "I WANT TO STOP ASSOCIATING WITH BROKE PEOPLE", aligns with Slytherin's ambition.

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The account constantly protests being impersonated, as seen in the tweet "STOP impersonating me!!! I JUST GOT ARRESTED FOR SOMETHING I DIDNT DO", which mirrors the song’s call for the "real" person to stand up. Their frequent use of the word "pal!" and self‑deprecating humor matches Eminem’s playful mocking in "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?". The chaotic mishaps they describe—"I BROKE MY LEG A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AFTER A FALL" and "I accidentally sold my car again"—fit the mischievous, trouble‑making persona in the track. Their repeated pleas for authenticity, such as "My wrist, my leg... It's a sign" and "I'm still lost", echo the song’s theme of identity and being misunderstood. Overall, the blend of comedic defiance, accusations of fraud, and a desperate call for the "real" Sampo Koski aligns perfectly with the spirit of "The Real Slim Shady".

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