Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate creative: They pour energy into art and projects, e.g. being proud of their 3D model and wheel details in “he is ready to be textured.. kind of shitting myself but oh well” and “quite proud of this wheel i think its pretty cool”.
- Emotionally expressive: They openly share feelings about their girlfriend, stress, and happiness, like “i miss my girlfriend” and “i love everyone and everything thank you guys big thank u to my matesprit aswell”.
- Political conscience: They care about social justice and politics, criticizing far-right figures and advocating Green voting, e.g. “whos shocked the faschist is in the files fuck him fuck reform fuck them all vote green” and “VOTE GREEN”.
- Self-aware reflective: They reflect on their behavior and growth, like recognizing over-texting and online habits in “i literally never stop texting because theres always something to add...” and calling themself “chronically online loser” in “i actually really love cliche and corny shit...”.
- Affectionate friend: They show warmth and appreciation for followers and oomfs, e.g. “i love all my 28 followers and all of my oomfs thank u very much u guys r the best” and being excited about matching keychains with their girlfriend in “hehehehehehe my gf and i are gonna get matching mitsuaya keychains”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive reactivity: They admit struggling to hold back in arguments, as in “i fear im the perfect target for rage bait because i dont know how to keep my mouth shut”, and frequently respond angrily to posts they disagree with like “go fuck yourself ai will never replace game development...”.
- Harsh language: They often use insults like “retard,” “fat chud,” and “gfys” towards others, visible in “anyone who thinks ai should take over... is a. a massive fucking retard” and “gfys you pathetic sod”.
- Online overinvestment: They describe being chronically online and drained by conversations, e.g. “i fear im the perfect target for rage bait” and “some conversations on here just drain the shit out of me”, while also procrastinating college work in “im such a chud i need to come off twitter and do college work”.
- Self-destructive thoughts: They mention wanting to kill themself during stress in “even if the actual thing i want to do is delete my account and kill myself because i hate backing down”, suggesting harmful coping patterns under pressure.
- Body insecurity: They express strong dissatisfaction with their appearance and gender presentation, calling themself a “weird alien chud” in “sometimes i wish i was a fem or had a more feminine body type...” and mocking their own shadow/looks in “its not just a dumb angle i just look like a retard”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They align most with Lisa Simpson: smart, politically engaged, emotional, and deeply into their niche interests. Like Lisa’s activism and leftist streak, they rant about politics and class, e.g. “kill them and be socialists” and “when the election comes if reform actually wins… we as a society+”, and proudly say [“VOTE GREEN”] in their bio. They’re artsy and obsessive about their fandoms (Homestuck, games, music), making things like a voice-claim video and concept art, as in “hi guyz i made a homestuck music voice claim thing” and “need to make steampunk claptrap as a model for college side project here is my concept art for him :p”, which matches Lisa’s creative, nerdy side. They’re also introspective and insecure about their body and social interactions, like “sometimes i wish i was a fem or had a more feminine body type…” and “i feel so bad i went out today with my gf and someone complimented my pins but i didnt shower them in thank yous like i usually do”, reminiscent of Lisa’s social anxiety and self-consciousness. Finally, their tendency to overthink and get overwhelmed but still care passionately—seen in “i fear im the perfect target for rage bait because i dont know how to keep my mouth shut” and “some conversations on here just drain the shit out of me”—is very much in line with Lisa’s intense, idealistic personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they celebrate being small and low-visibility, saying they love that they can overshare without traction in “i love being a small account because it means i can write anything and it wont get that much traction, it feels kind of freeing…”, and they often mention missing their girlfriend and private feelings rather than big social scenes in “i miss my girlfriend” and “i miss my matesprit so much”. Their interests and expressions are strongly Intuitive: they spin ideas about character symbolism and body mods in “omg vriska could have like spiderbites… and terezi maybe a third eye omgomgomg”, and they drift into abstract, almost poetic musings like “sometimes i like to wash my hands… the water is like a liquid and its like atoms and they move… water is insane science”. They are clearly Feeling-driven, centering emotions, empathy and values: they talk about loving corny romance and fanfic in “i actually really love cliche and corny shit… chronically online loser lesbian who read (and still reads) fanfic”, express intense moral outrage and care about suffering when arguing about money and politics in “money buys experiences and stability which in turn DOES buy happiness… anyone genuinely saying this doesnt understand the first THING about the world nor suffering”, and describe being deeply drained by conflict in “some conversations on here just drain the shit out of me”. Organization-wise they are more Perceiving than Judging: they procrastinate hard and joke about leaving big projects until the last minute in “im such a chud i need to come off twitter and do college work that ive been putting off for weeks i have multiple final projects due in on friday”, and they embrace spontaneous, scattered creative projects like MS Paint doodles and side 3D models in “little wolfy i drew in class with a mouse on ms paint” and “need to make steampunk claptrap as a model for college side project here is my concept art for him :p”. Putting this together, their blend of introspective oversharing, abstract fandom/worldbuilding focus, value-driven intensity, and messy, go-with-the-flow work habits fits best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can turn Claptrap into a steampunk model, think what you could do with my heart – I promise I’m easier to rig than your college side project.
- You miss your matesprit, you love Vriska, and you’re #TeamDerse… statistically speaking, the only thing you’re missing is a disastrously devoted kismesprit to argue politics and Homestuck ships with at 3am.
- You watching sketchy, 720p pirated movies that remind you of your girlfriend on a Lenovo ThinkPad is the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard; I volunteer to be the next film on your low-res, high-feels playlist.
- You said you love cliché letters and corny dates but hide that part usually – let’s compromise: I’ll take you on a disgustingly sappy date, then we can go home and complain about old people in power and far-right parties like it’s a political aftercare session.
- You’ve got snakebites like little fangs, a carabiner on the correct gay side, and clothes that smell like your girlfriend – if I tell you your art block will break the second you draw us as pathetic lesbians in Night in the Woods style, is that optimistic… or just me trying to get into your sketchbook?
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Your new Twitter bio
Game art student + Homestuck enjoyer. Once watched a pirated movie about my girlfriend on a ThinkPad at 720p and called it self‑care. They/them. 🌱– @cervitarz
Your signature cocktail
The Bubsy Green Matesprit Fizz
The Green Chartreuse stands in for their unapologetic lefty politics and Green love, echoing posts like “VOTE GREEN” and “kill them and be socialists”. Blackberry liqueur brings a dark, fruity sweetness for their fandom brainrot and slightly feral Homestuck vibes, from “PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED MORE HOMESTUCKS WHENEVER THEY COME OUT” to “i dont think u guys know this but im actually in the bubsy 3d fandom aswell”. A sharp espresso shot captures their wired, over-texting, college-cramming energy in posts like “im such a chud i need to come off twitter and do college work that ive been putting off for weeks… wish me luck guys hope i have enough caffiene for the night” and “i literally never stop texting because theres always something to add...”. Grapefruit soda adds a bright, slightly bitter fizz for their mix of earnest softness and razor-edged rants, as seen when they go from “i love everyone and everything thank you guys… everything is okay right now” to “go fuck yourself ai will never replace game development… just die” in the same timeline. Finally, edible silver glitter floats on top like a nerdy, romantic shimmer for their matesprit and cutesy side, nodding to “i miss my matesprit so much 😓”, “guys my clothes smell like herrrrrrrr 🤤🤤🤤”, and their excitement over matching keychains in “hehehehehehe my gf and i are gonna get matching mitsuaya keychains im so excited”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Red shows strong Gryffindor traits: they are outspoken, combative, and willing to charge straight into conflict for their beliefs. They repeatedly go hard on politics and injustice, e.g. “kill them and be socialists” and “enough of this 'could', 'might', 'have the power to', just do it… just fucking do it already put this cock sucker in his place”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency toward bold, morally-charged action. They describe themselves as easily baited but unable to stay quiet, saying “i fear im the perfect target for rage bait because i dont know how to keep my mouth shut and i get SOOO pissed off when im not listened to in a discussion”, a very impulsive, hot-headed Gryffindor vibe. Even when drained, they frame backing down from arguments as almost worse than self-destruction, writing “sometimes its ok to block and delete posts even if the actual thing i want to do is delete my account and kill myself because i hate backing down”, which suggests a prideful, confrontational streak. While they are creative and loyal to their girlfriend and friends, the dominant throughline is brave, aggressive, belief-driven impulsiveness over quiet diligence or cunning calculation, making Gryffindor the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Rebel Girl - Bikini Kill
A song that fits them best is “Rebel Girl” by Bikini Kill, because it celebrates a loud, political, queer crush while being messy and sincere. They’re clearly openly leftist and anti-fascist, cheering on radical politics in posts like “kill them and be socialists” and “VOTE GREEN”, which matches the song’s defiant, DIY punk energy. The track’s adoration of a chaotic, incredible girl lines up with how they talk about their girlfriend, e.g. “i miss my girlfriend” and “my matesprit aswell shes my life and joy”. Their love of messy fandom, queer ships, and being very online—like “i was a chronically online loser lesbian who read (and still reads) fanfic more or less everyday” and all the Homestuck obsession—fits perfectly with the song’s loud, unapologetic lesbian enthusiasm. Overall, Rebel Girl captures their mix of queer tenderness, political rage, and hyperactive, affectionate posting style.
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