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Like Lisa, Cervulpe is a highly intelligent, self-aware, and often cynical individual who balances deep artistic interests with a biting social commentary. They share a passion for music, particularly through playing the guitar and attending concerts like “magdalena bay yeah woo yeah!!!!”, yet they frequently grapple with existential angst and the feeling of being an outsider. This is best seen when they note that “crazy how much this game has gripped my autistic little brain” or when they express a very Lisa-esque melancholy by stating “so desperately wish i could love music again”. Furthermore, their dedication to mastery in niche fields, such as the technical precision required for Melee or Rivals 2, mirrors Lisa's perfectionist drive to be the best at her own crafts.

Your MBTI personality Type
Cervulpe displays Introversion through her heavy focus on solitary gaming and the internal 'psychic damage' caused by social stressors like using a “deadname” at a pub. Her Intuition is evident in her abstract, vibe-based humor, such as describing herself as “nap coded and restpilled” or finding deeper meaning in Disco Elysium writing. She leans toward Feeling, often sharing vulnerable emotional states like “so desperately wish i could love music again” and using personal values to navigate her identity. Finally, her Perceiving trait is highlighted by a spontaneous and flexible approach to life, admitting she “can't commit to a character” and frequently jumping between different games and creative interests on a whim.

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Platform fighter enthusiast and regular at the local Smash scene. When I'm not labbing Kragg tech in Rivals 2, I’m probably accidentally ordering too many pints.– @Cervulpe

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of a 23-year-old trans gamer who feels like they “LIVE IN DOG YEARS”. The mint liqueur honors the MINTMAXXER persona, while the Mezcal provides a 'psychic damage' burn for every time they “have to type in my deadname” at the pub. A splash of ale reflects their “second pint by accident” euphoria, and the edible glitter celebrates their “autistic little brain” being gripped by hyperfixations. It’s finished with a fish bone to prove they can “pull out just the bones real shit” while being absolute “kraggheads” at the local smash scene.

Your Hogwarts House
Cervulpe demonstrates a quintessential Slytherin mix of ambition and a sharp, often caustic wit used for self-preservation and social maneuvering. Her drive to achieve status is evident in her refusal to submit gaming runs until they are “good enough to get the lil medal next to my name :3”. She is highly resourceful and self-aware, describing her own mind as an “autistic little brain” that she ruthlessly optimizes for niche interests like Melee and Rivals 2. Furthermore, her blunt assessments of others—such as mocking those who “actually paid” for blue checkmarks—reveals an elitism and cunning that prioritizes internal group logic over general kindness. Ultimately, her desire to be “too powerful” while navigating the 'psychic damage' of daily life marks her as a true Slytherin.

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The song Death on Two Legs (or anything from the Imaginal Disk era) perfectly captures Cervulpe's aesthetic of hyper-modern pop sensibility and gaming-induced brain rot. She is a dedicated fan, once tweeting “magdalena bay yeah woo yeah!!!!”, and the high-energy, slightly surreal nature of the music matches her self-described “autistic little brain” that obsesses over platform fighters. The juxtaposition of melodic synth-pop and her intense gaming habits—like seeing a bald guy and “immediately imagined beating him to death with a hammer” after playing Half Sword—reflects the sharp, frantic energy found in the artist's discography. Ultimately, her mix of trans identity, competitive Melee spirit, and niche internet humor aligns with the vibrant, chaotic, and “very nap coded” energy of modern hyperpop-adjacent indie.

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