
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The best match is Homer Simpson. Like Homer, they are impulsive, very driven by cravings and instincts, and loudly dramatic about everyday struggles, such as complaining about classes with “I have class till 10pm..........LEMME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!” and money woes with “goes to get coffee Checks credit card Doesnt get coffee”. Their hypersexual, over-the-top posts mirror Homer’s exaggerated obsession with pleasure, like “I NEED ALBERT WESKER INSIDE ME NOW OMG I WOULD RIDE THAT MAN FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS” and “I masturbated 3 times this night, going for the 4th”. They also swing quickly between self-deprecation and confident silliness—complaining about their body in “FUCKING THIGH FUCKASS FAT THIGH, promise ill get skinnier when exams are over” but also proudly posting outfits and makeup like “Fit check of today, i put on my special bra!”—which fits Homer’s mix of insecurity and goofy bravado. Underneath the chaos, they care about helping others and their studies, as seen in “I was helping a bunch of guys studying for finals…”, echoing Homer’s occasionally surprisingly kind, soft-hearted side. Overall, the combination of loud emotions, constant hunger for comfort and pleasure, impulsive decisions, and chaotic but earnest energy makes them closest to Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek interaction, ask followers for input, and overshare personal life and sexual thoughts very openly, e.g. asking for music recs in “Give me music recomendations, i need new music to listen in the bus while i go to uni” and joking about masturbation in “I masturbated 3 times this night, going for the 4th”. Their style is strongly iNtuitive: they are driven by fantasies and fictional scenarios (Wesker husband, yandere MC vibes, succubus self-insert) such as “Everyyime im going to miss the bus i imagin that Daniel from w1wd is trying to catch and i run so fast i almost fly” and “Sujestions on what should i draw today, i have been thinking on my self insert on Panty and Stocking”, showing imagination over concrete facts. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: decisions and reactions are emotional, dramatic, and relational rather than analytical, like “I NEED ALBERT WESKER INSIDE ME NOW OMG…IM GOING FERAL LIKE AN ANIMAL” or feeling slighted that a classmate compared them to a character in “I was watching princess Jellyfish and a bro in my class said i look like the protagonist Tsumiki and now i feel offended”. Their life appears flexible and spontaneous, pointing to Perceiving: they complain about long classes and chaotic schedules instead of rigid planning in “Dont you like it when you have to wake up at 5:45 am to go to classes until 8:30 pm while on your period, i sure do!!” and impulsively replay games or make playlists like “Replayiing YKMET: Strade for like the 5th time” and “I did a Youtube channel where i post playlist, i did my first one last night”. Overall, the highly expressive, fantasy-driven, emotionally charged, and spontaneous style fits ENFP best.

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20 • any pronouns • uni gremlin running on coffee, Vocaloid & old-man husbandos • once presented Hetalia London in class and the teacher survived– @Ch0coPenicilin

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with iced coffee with milk because they basically run on caffeine and broke-student café runs, like when they said “goes to get coffee Checks credit card Doesnt get coffee” and begged “Who is so kind to gift me 1.60 euros for coffee???????/j”. Chocolate liqueur is for their sweet, candy-obsessed jirai/lolita aesthetic and handle, matching “choco” in their name and their love for cute, sugary things like when they wrote “LOVE SWEETS!”. Raspberry syrup adds a bright pink, slightly tart edge for their dramatic, emotional posts and yandere-core vibes, like feeling “like a yandere visual novel MC today, its so dark and gloomy im a bit scared”. Whipped cream with pink sugar and glitter reflects their jirai kei / subcul fashion, cosplay, and overall sparkly, dolled-up persona, as seen in their intro “Jirai/ Morute/ Tenshi/ Lolita fashion!” and countless fit/makeup checks like “I think my makeup today is pretty neat what do you think?”. Finally, the tiny splash of overproof rum represents their absolutely feral thirst-tweets and hypersexual jokes (“Im like a sucubus, if i dont fuck/ masturbate i decay like a fuckasss flower” and “I NEED ALBERT WESKER INSIDE ME NOW OMG I WOULD RIDE THAT MAN FOR YEARS”), giving the drink unexpected strength under all the cute pink sweetness.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a warm, loyal, and easygoing nature that aligns most with Hufflepuff. Even when annoyed, they immediately add that they’ll still help, describing themself as “a very easy person” after tutoring classmates: “im never helping this guys again (i will. Im a very easy person)”, which reflects patience and a tendency to support others. They ask their followers for music and drawing suggestions and treat them like collaborators rather than an audience, e.g. “Give me music recomendations… can be any music genre” and “someone throw a word that reminds them of me”, showing inclusivity and friendliness. Their bio and intro emphasize openness and a safe boundary with minors—“Minors CAN interact, just NOT! with the lewd posts!”—which suggests a fair, considerate approach to others rather than ruthless ambition or pure intellect focus. While they have dramatic, horny, and impulsive posts that could hint at Gryffindor or Slytherin flair, the through‑line of their behavior is gentle, loyal, community‑oriented energy, making Hufflepuff the best fit.

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World Is Mine fits them because it blends cute, bratty princess energy with a slightly dramatic, self-aware vibe that matches their timeline. They call themselves a himedere and Stocking IRL, saying “All himederes look cute like me” and asking “Who wanna be the Panty to my Stocking”, which matches the song’s ‘I’m the number one princess in the world’ attitude. Their love for Miku is explicit in posts like “Hatsune Miku.” and their Vocaloid/otaku tastes, so a classic Miku song suits them perfectly. The playful yet dramatic flair of the lyrics also resonates with tweets like “I feel like a yandere visual novel MC today, its so dark and gloomy im a bit scared” and their over-the-top thirsting, such as “I NEED ALBERT WESKER INSIDE ME NOW OMG…”. Overall, the mix of cuteness, theatrical emotion, and anime-girl self-image in World Is Mine mirrors how they present themselves online.

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