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Like Lisa, honz is a highly passionate enthusiast with deep intellectual investment in their favorite media, often critiquing narrative choices like how “ahsoka dying to vader is like the worst possible conclusion to her character.” They share Lisa's sense of justice and frustration with others, frequently calling out unfairness or incompetence, such as when they yell, “DO PEOPLE STILL NOT UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TOUCH THE POINT OH MY GOD.” Despite being “absolutely clueless but trying,” they possess a sharp wit used to defend their interests against “cringe” or double standards. Ultimately, their dedication to lore, from Star Wars to Marvel Rivals, mirrors Lisa’s role as the principled, obsessive heart of her own fandoms.

Your MBTI personality Type
honz exhibits strong Extroversion through their high-frequency engagement with 'oomfs' and fandom communities, even joking about “reaching 5 different fandoms”. Their Intuition is evident in their deep focus on narrative potential and abstract character outcomes, such as arguing that “ahsoka dying to vader is like the worst possible conclusion to her character”. They lean heavily toward Feeling, making value-based judgments about character designs and calling out toxic behavior, telling others to “let people have fun you don't have to bitch about it”. Finally, their Perceiving trait is showcased by their self-described “absolutely clueless” bio and a spontaneous, gaming-centric lifestyle where they admit they “slept until 2pm” before diving back into matches.

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Comics analyst and competitive gamer. Known for a 2PM wake-up call and a relentless Cloak & Dagger main. If I’m not analyzing Star Wars lore, I’m chasing the point.– @CH0PPENHEIMER

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This experimental drink is a tribute to a Marvel Rivals devotee who is “Absolutely clueless but trying”. The dark cherry reflects their Wiccan aesthetic and obsession with the Maul: Shadow Warrior visuals, while the sour lime mimics the saltiness of a competitive gamer who screams “DO PEOPLE STILL NOT UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TOUCH THE POINT”. The sparkling rosé and silver glitter capture the 'pretty boy' energy and the high-production “BRUSH STROKES” of their favorite animations. Finally, a dash of bitters represents the frustration of “getting your headshots” by a Hawkeye or facing “the worst possible conclusion” for a favorite Star Wars character.

Your Hogwarts House
honz exhibits the quintessential Hufflepuff traits of fierce loyalty and a deep-seated value for fairness. They prioritize the collective good in gaming, frustration often arising from teammates' lack of cooperation, such as when they shout, “DO PEOPLE STILL NOT UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TOUCH THE POINT OH MY GOD”. Their sense of justice is evident in how they defend others against elitism, noting it's “really interesting people trash on Wanda... for being easy but never show that kind of energy for other easy characters”. Furthermore, their devotion to their favorite characters and friends (oomfs) is unwavering, seen in their excitement over “Wiccan Witches Road” and their constant support for the “supportive husband” dynamic between Wiccan and Hulkling.

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honz is a self-proclaimed wiccan and pop culture enthusiast whose digital life revolves around the intersection of magic and modern fandom. Their deep obsession with mystical lore is evident when they celebrate getting “more DEMIURGE LORE” and track the “ballad of the witches road” across different media. The song Immortal mirrors their fascination with legacy and the eternal nature of stories, particularly within the Star Wars and Marvel universes they frequent. Whether they are “thinking thoughts so unholy” or expressing their identity as a “they/them” who embodies both light and dark archetypes, they seek a sense of belonging in these timeless narratives. Ultimately, their feed is a tribute to the characters and mythologies that live forever in the hearts of fans.

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