
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: emotionally intense, introspective, and very openly affectionate. Like Lisa, they crave feeling truly seen and valued, as shown when they say “I feel so insignificant to everyone like genuinely no one cares what I have to say…”. They overthink their relationships and struggle with jealousy and insecurity despite being deeply loving, reflected in “I dislike being a jealous creature… im terrified if they leave for someone better I genuinely don’t know what im doing 🤔”. At the same time, they’re unabashedly earnest and romantic, gushing things like “i’m so in love with @seilcircuitry they’re so sweet and I just wanna kiss them… I wanna get married C + S ❤️☀️🦇”. The mix of intense feelings, self-awareness, and sincere devotion is very Lisa-coded, more than the chaotic irresponsibility of Homer or Bart.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E) because their timeline is highly outward-focused and socially expressive, constantly addressing and tagging their partner and friends, e.g. “my partner is actually adorable… I love them 🥹❤️ @seilcircuitry” and “making my boyfriend watch youtube with me while he draws is my favorite pastime”, showing energy drawn from interaction and shared experiences. Their style points to Intuition (N): they idealize relationships and spin playful, imaginative scenarios like “Seil let’s get married I want Gerard Way to marry us… Honeymoon at Freddy’s”, focusing more on fantasies and meanings than concrete practical details. They are clearly Feeling (F) driven, emphasizing emotion, affection, and fear of abandonment: “I dislike being a jealous creature… i’ve like never been treated this good with a lover im terrified if they leave for someone better” and “i’m so in love with @seilcircuitry… they’re the best partner ever that I could ask for”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than J: their tweets show spontaneity and in-the-moment emotional posting like “bitch is ignoring me and looking at birds😒 I SEE who’s more important 😒😒😒/loving/silly” and playful chaos such as “when hb FINALLY lets me act a fool in his cheeks”, with little sign of structured planning or orderly life organization. Putting this together, their vivid outward affection, emotional depth, imaginative romanticism, and spontaneous behavior are most consistent with ENFP.

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C + S, coffee-fueled and chronically in love. Part-time menace, full-time partner @seilcircuitry. Once planned a wedding just to fit in MCR and FNaF.– @ch3micalb1ast

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a loud, fizzy love confession in a glass, just like their nonstop adoration for their partner in “i’m so in love with @seilcircuitry they’re so sweet and I just wanna kiss them…”. Spiced rum brings the chaotic, unhinged humor of “when hb FINALLY lets me act a fool in his cheeks” and “i’m evil”. Strawberry purée is the soft, embarrassingly tender side from “he’s so sweet, he’s fun to be around… I literally love this stupid bum” and “my partner is actually adorable… they’re so stupid I love them 🥹❤️”. Sparkling yuzu soda adds bright, sunny energy for their ☀️ vibe and silly dates like “making my boyfriend watch youtube with me while he draws is my favorite pastime”. A blackberry liqueur float sneaks in the darker, anxious undertones of “I dislike being a jealous creature… im terrified if they leave for someone better” and “I feel so insignificant to everyone…”. Finally, edible glitter with a bat-shaped lime wedge nods to their name and aesthetic, plus the theatrical marriage fantasy of “Seil let’s get married… Honeymoon at Freddy’s. Avery and D3r are there. KIY.”, making the whole drink feel like a sparkly, slightly unhinged daydream.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining trait is intense, almost overwhelming loyalty and devotion to their partner and friends. They repeatedly center their partner’s well-being and affection, like when they say they’re "so in love" and that their partner is "the best partner ever that I could ask for" in “i’m so in love with @seilcircuitry they’re so sweet and I just wanna kiss them they’re the best partner ever that I could ask for I wanna get married C + S ❤️☀️🦇” and “he’s so sweet, he’s fun to be around, he makes me feel safe, I can talk to him without feeling guilty for talking too much, I can be myself, I literally love this stupid bum”. Even their jealousy comes from fear of losing a good relationship, as they admit in “I dislike being a jealous creature i’ve like never been treated this good with a lover im terrified if they leave for someone better I genuinely don’t know what im doing 🤔”, which underscores how much they value emotional bonds rather than status or self-interest. They show a tender, caretaking side when describing quiet shared moments like “making my boyfriend watch youtube with me while he draws is my favorite pastime” and “my partner is actually adorable… they’re so stupid I love them 🥹❤️”, emphasizing comfort and mutual enjoyment over anything flashy. Even when feeling insignificant socially in “I feel so insignificant to everyone like genuinely no one cares what I have to say…”, their focus is on emotional connection and being valued, which aligns closely with Hufflepuff’s core of loyalty, care, and the desire to belong. While there’s some playful "evil" teasing in “i’m evil”, it reads as affectionate mischief rather than true Slytherin-style ambition or cunning, so the overall pattern strongly points to Hufflepuff.

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The song Teenagers by My Chemical Romance fits them well because their whole vibe is a mix of intense emotion, dark humor, and dramatic affection, which is very MCR-coded. Their hyperactive, joking romanticism shows in posts like “i’m so in love with @seilcircuitry they’re so sweet and I just wanna kiss them they’re the best partner ever that I could ask for I wanna get married C + S ❤️☀️🦇” and “Seil let’s get married I want Gerard Way to marry us Ray, Mikey, and Frank are my bridesmaids.”, directly referencing Gerard Way and MCR imagery. At the same time, they show insecurity and feeling overlooked, like in “I feel so insignificant to everyone like genuinely no one cares what I have to say…”, echoing the song’s themes of alienation and not fitting in. Their melodramatic, kinda chaotic love posts—such as “he’s so sweet, he’s fun to be around, he makes me feel safe… I literally love this stupid bum” and “I dislike being a jealous creature… im terrified if they leave for someone better”—fit the emotional extremes often associated with MCR fans. Given their explicit MCR wedding fantasy and emo-romantic tone, an MCR classic like Teenagers captures their identity and aesthetic better than almost any other well-known song.

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