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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: His constant use of stage-directions and poetic fragments like 'рабастан проводить пальцями по шиї молодого жеребця' shows a talent for vivid, emotional expression.
- Animal-lover: Repeated tender scenes with a horse and a dog — 'сидить під дверима...гладячи голову вендіго' and 'проводить пальцями по шиї молодого жеребця' — reveal genuine care and calming skill with animals.
- Multilingual: He switches between Ukrainian, French and English ('rêves oubliés de mes mélodies', 'Je suis fatigué'), indicating linguistic flexibility and cultural sensibility.
- Imaginative: Inventive scenarios like 'ghost ivent — десь у паралельному всесвіті' and elaborate character moments demonstrate a fertile imagination suited for storytelling or worldbuilding.
- Loyal: Protective and defensive lines toward companions and family tone — e.g., references to brothers and home, 'вдома', and fierce responses to threats — hint at loyalty to close ties.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Sudden violent or self-destructive declarations like 'я зараз нахуй вб'юся' and 'я почну терористичний акт' show a tendency toward dramatic, unfiltered reactions.
- Alienating Tone: Frequent profanity, threats, and dark jokes such as 'я не серійний вбивця 🤨' or '🙂🔫' risk pushing people away or being misunderstood.
- Mood Swings: Rapid shifts from tenderness to rage — petting a foal one post and raging 'нахуй цей дім' the next — point to unstable emotional rhythms.
- Avoidant: Repeated longing for solitude ('тихо', 'вдома') and complaints about social tasks ('я не люблю складати речі') suggest avoidance of everyday responsibilities.
- Secretive: A performative, cryptic style and in-character posts like 'ghost ivent' imply he withholds plain facts and prefers enigmatic storytelling, making real intentions murky.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Sideshow Bob fits as a cultural parallel: theatrical, literate, obsessed with revenge and dramatic flourish. Rabastan's long, ornate roleplay-lines and occasional violent sarcasm ('я не серійний вбивця 🤨', '🙂🔫') recall Bob's operatic monologues and performative menace, making that character a closer match than the show's more lighthearted figures.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
ISFP fits Rabastan's profile: introverted, sensory, feeling-driven, and perceptive. Introversion shows in longing for quiet and home — 'вдома', 'тихо' — and preferring animal company to crowds. The sensing and hands-on aesthetic appears in tactile descriptions like 'проводить пальцями по шиї молодого жеребця' and the calming effect of making coffee 'процесс готування кави заспокоює'. Feeling is evident in emotionally charged, value-laden lines ('я зараз нахуй вб'юся', 'Je suis fatigué'), and perceiving comes through improvisational roleplay and chaotic, flexible posts ('ще одне завдання у сраці планети...'). Together, these traits paint a sensitive, artistic doer who lives in the moment and expresses inward life through textured scenes.
Some pickup lines for you
- 'If you're a midnight stable, I volunteer as your only guest — can I pet your horse and maybe your heart?'
- 'You calm horses better than any lullaby; imagine what you'd do to my chaos — come show me, Rabastan.'
- 'I don't need a ghost story if I have you — will you haunt my quiet evenings with that voice of yours?'
- 'Your poetry already stole my sleep; can your dog Wendy guard my dreams while you write me into them?'
- 'I speak a little French and a lot of bad decisions — care to join forces and be beautifully disastrous together?'
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Rabastan Lestrange — gothic storyteller, horse-whisperer, and midnight poet. Songs about slaves • god will wait • stables & shadows. I keep animals calm and worlds haunted. Roleplay + lyrics + bad humor. #ролтві– @CHA0S0EATER
Your signature cocktail
Lestrange Nightshade
Lestrange Nightshade is smoky, dark, and a little herbal — just like his feeds. Peaty Scotch echoes his world-weariness ('Je suis fatigué'), blackberry brings a bloody-sweet gothic note matching violent imagery, activated charcoal gives the drink a black aesthetic in tune with lines like 'la mort marche dans notre ombre', and rosemary hints at horses and the earth. Serve it quietly; it's meant for two or for a lonely rooftop.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Rabastan channels classic Slytherin traits: cunning, a love of legacy (the Lestrange name), and a willingness to embrace morally grey behaviors. His posts are steeped in ambition and self-preservation — 'break me down, but I won't be imprisoned i hold my ground' — and he often prefers solitude and control over approval ('вдома', 'тихо'). The theatrical menace, the comfort with darkness, and familial drama ('найбільше розчарування сім'ї лестранж') all point more to Slytherin than Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff.
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Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (covered famously by Johnny Cash)
The rawness and bleak introspection of 'Hurt' match Rabastan's oscillation between dark humor and real pain — tweets like 'я зараз нахуй вб'юся' and 'Je suis fatigué' mirror the song's aching, confessional tone. Its sparse, mournful delivery pairs well with his minimalist but potent lines and his recurrent themes of loss and haunted memory.
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