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They lean Extrovert (E): they openly share about their life, family, and relationships, celebrate friends and mutuals, and imagine streaming for hours with chat, e.g. talking about naming One Piece characters for 3 hours and reading chapters with silly voices in “Y'all would deadass be subjected to me naming random One Piece characters for 3 hours and then 1 hour of me raging at Overwatch. On Sundays we would read new chapters together and I'd do silly voices”. Their interests and discussions show Intuition (N): they frequently theorize and speculate about story structure, character power, and themes in media rather than just surface-level reactions, as in their detailed One Piece power and narrative takes like “Teach as a final villain at this stage of the series seems fair to me, like as a kind of figure that stifles the will of both Davy Jones & Joyboy…”. They come across as Feeling (F)-leaning: they emphasize empathy and ethics in political tweets (e.g. criticizing dehumanizing attitudes in “This is a terrible mentality & not politically effective at all. Not only does this display a lack of empathy for fellow human beings, but also that you don't take seriously the threat of fascism”) and show strong emotional warmth toward partners, friends, and black women in tweets like “Thank God for black women” and “4 years ago I was triple texting the girl that's gonna be my wife someday. I'm still triple texting her.”. Finally, their behavior suggests Perceiving (P): they joke about not voting because the choice is too hard in “This might be the hardest decision I've ever made... What if I just don't vote 🥲🥲”, spin off into spontaneous debates and threads, and generally project a flexible, in-the-moment approach rather than a rigid, scheduled one. Altogether, their highly social, emotionally expressive, abstract-idea-focused and spontaneous style fits ENFP better than other types.

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23 | He/Him | Anime & games analyst with a Luffy bias | Once triple-texted my now-wife-to-be during a One Piece debate and never looked back– @ChadBoston_

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This cocktail is loud and chaotic on purpose, just like a timeline full of powerscaling threads and all‑caps reactions such as “RAAAAHHHHHH” and “YESSSS FAAWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKKK”, so the overproof rum stands in for that unfiltered, high‑energy hype. Blood orange juice brings a bold, dramatic sweetness with a bitter edge, echoing how they’ll gush about characters like Luffy and Loki in “Sometimes I just see Luffy and it gets an emotional reaction out of me” while still being critical and analytical in long One Piece takes like “Teach as a final villain at this stage of the series seems fair to me”. Passionfruit syrup captures the soft side we see in tweets like “Thank God for black women” and affectionate posts such as “4 years ago I was triple texting the girl that's gonna be my wife someday”, giving the drink a romantic, vibrant core. A hit of black pepper tincture represents the sharp, sometimes spicy replies like “Nigga fuck you” and the refusal to let harmful takes slide, as seen in “This is a terrible mentality & not politically effective at all”. Finally, sparkling water adds that fizzy, meme‑y levity behind ideas like streaming where they’d just “name random One Piece characters for 3 hours and then 1 hour of me raging at Overwatch”, keeping the drink fun, refreshing, and a little bit unhinged—perfect for a CEO of Monkey D. Garp deep in #ONEPIECE1171 discourse.

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They consistently display Gryffindor-style boldness and a strong urge to stand up for what they think is right, even when it’s uncomfortable or confrontational. For example, they openly push back on harmful rhetoric, saying “This is a terrible mentality & not politically effective at all. Not only does this display a lack of empathy for fellow human beings, but also that you don't take seriously the threat of fascism”, and lament that certain unhelpful sentiments are spreading: “It's so unfortunate this sentiment is making the rounds again. Like man who does this help, what does it accomplish?”. They also show moral seriousness in pop culture discourse, urging caution with praise, as in their comment on Kanye: “This apology seems sincere & real, but let's watch him to see if it truly is”. Their willingness to directly curse people out when they find something wrong — “Nigga fuck you” and “Twitter TOS is stopping me from saying what I want to” in this tweet — points to impulsiveness and a fiery temperament, classic Gryffindor traits rather than more calculating Slytherin behavior. At the same time, they show loyalty and affection (e.g., “Thank God for black women”, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY NIECEY LOU @bloupriiint”, and calling someone “my wife” in this tweet), but it’s expressed with passionate, dramatic flair rather than quiet steadiness. Taken together, the outspoken defense of beliefs, emotional intensity, and readiness to jump into debate over politics and fandom make Gryffindor the best fit.

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A fitting song for Chad is "Ultralight Beam" by Kanye West, because it balances chaotic online energy with sincerity, faith in people, and strong moral stances. They’re loud, passionate, and funny in a very terminally-online way, from gaming and anime takes to memes, like joking that “You can't take powerscalers nowhere man” and imagining a stream where they’d name One Piece characters for hours and then rage at Overwatch in “Y'all would deadass be subjected to me naming random One Piece characters for 3 hours and then 1 hour of me raging at Overwatch”. At the same time, they clearly care about politics and justice, pushing back on harmful rhetoric in takes like “This is a terrible mentality & not politically effective at all. Not only does this display a lack of empathy for fellow human beings, but also that you don't take seriously the threat of fascism” and criticizing people who minimize bigotry in “This nigga implying they had social permission or even public support 💀💀 But I shouldn't be surprised he's out of touch”. They also show a very open, grateful love for the people around them—celebrating black women in “Thank God for black women” and “GOD BLESS BLACK WOMEN”, and affectionately posting “Me & my wife” and a heartfelt reflection on long-term love in “4 years ago I was triple texting the girl that's gonna be my wife someday. I'm still triple texting her.”. That mix of intense online culture, moral seriousness, love for community, and willingness to still engage thoughtfully with someone like Kanye—seen in “Everybody celebrating as if Kanye himself isn't saying that he doesn't expect a free pass. This apology seems sincere & real, but let's watch him to see if it truly is”—mirrors the tension and spirituality in Ultralight Beam. The song’s blend of vulnerability, defiance, and faith matches how Chad navigates anime debates, politics, relationships, and humor all at once.

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