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Your Simpsons character
Bart is the best match: mischievous, baiting, street-smart and always ready with a one-liner, just like tweets such as 'oi, ye 'avin a giggle there m8?' and multiple meme-driven jabs. Bart thrives on provoking authority and making the audience laugh or squirm — the same impulse drives this account's mix of market takes and cultural taunts. Both prefer action and cheap thrills over polite debate.

Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ fits: Introverted (prefers strategic solo takes and 'Sigma' lone-wolf posture rather than influencer empathy), Intuitive (asks abstract questions like 'how will we distribute the wealth in a society if it is produced almost entirely by machines'), Thinking (cold critique: 'Ascribing intentionality to everything is a dimwit trait'), and Judging (publishes structured market theses and bold forecasts like '$81 retest' and '$1000 EONY'). His communication is concise and instrumental — favoring system-level critique and predictions over emotional appeals — which is classic INTJ behavior.

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Contrarian macro + crypto commentator • Sigma energy • Long-take thinker (systems, markets, memes) • Gamer who’s finished Portal 2 • I bait, you react — ideas > orthodoxy– @chainlank

Your signature cocktail
The 'Sigma Sour' is sharp, contemplative and a little bitter — like his timeline. The whiskey and smoke reflect a sober, strategic mind that prefers results ('Sigma' lone-wolf energy), lemon and ginger map to his biting humor ('oi, ye 'avin a giggle there m8?'), and amaro underscores the contrarian, slightly world-weary take on politics and markets ('GDP per capita measurements are useless...'). It's not sweet; it's designed to be sipped between macro threads.

Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin fits because he prizes strategic advantage, ambition and tactical thinking: he makes deliberate market and accumulation calls like 'For years, big players have been slowly transferring BTC to their chosen coin Chainlink' and relishes baiting opponents ('I just call them all bots whether bot or human'). His contrarian, self-assertive posture ('Sigma') and comfort with moral gray areas align more with Slytherin cunning than with Ravenclaw detachment or Gryffindor idealism. He values results and influence over niceties, which is classic Slytherin behavior.

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The song's critique of uneven privilege and anti-establishment bite complements his line 'The average American is remarkably mediocre but the lifestyles that they have is anything but. This isn't possible without exploiting rest of the world.' He rails against hypocrisy and unequal systems while using blunt, populist language — much like the song's angry examination of who benefits from power and who pays the cost.

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