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The user's constant self‑deprecation, feelings of being unwanted, and frequent references to depression and self‑harm match the bleak outlook of Moe Szyslak, the perpetually miserable bartender. Tweets such as 'everyone is always laughing at me u all think im old n ugly' and 'i dont like posting anymore bc i feel like everyone hates me' echo Moe’s own complaints about being ugly and unloved. The user’s admission of severe depression ('i apparently scored moderate to severe for depression… Maybe I will hurtmyself') parallels Moe’s recurring suicidal jokes and his habit of drinking to cope. Additionally, the user's chaotic, dark humor ('i have a bunch of razor blades hidden around my house…') aligns with Moe’s black‑comedy style. While characters like Homer or Lisa have occasional angst, none display the same chronic self‑loathing and despair as Moe.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introverted focus on inner feelings, e.g., "i really want human connection but i get so nervous talking to anyone who isn’t my mom or my singular friend" and "i feel like everyone hates me". Their language is abstract and future‑oriented, indicating intuition, as seen in "the internet breeds such a victim mentality in people" and "my life feels like a telltale game, constantly picking the wrong choices". Decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions, typical of feeling, evident in statements like "i feel so gross with all these plushies… i don’t deserve to be in the presence of cuteness" and "i don’t like posting anymore bc i feel like everyone hates me". The posting style is spontaneous, unstructured and adaptable, reflecting perceiving, for example "i will not get into arguments with people on the internet…" and "im getting my wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow so i’ll be eating pudding and watching cartoons".

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Cosplayer & anime enthusiast from Ponyville. Survivor of #mentalhealth highs & lows. Once tried to roast a turkey with explosion magic. 🌟– @chainsawdollie

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The cocktail, named "Zombie Magical Girl's Bitter Kiss", blends dark and sweet elements to mirror the user's chaotic self‑portrait. Black vodka provides the deep, unsettling base reflecting tweets like "i have a bunch of razor blades hidden around my house incase the man in my attic tries to eat me" and "having a human body is a disgusting experience". Blood‑orange juice adds a splash of crimson that nods to the self‑declared "cannibalism advocate" and the line "i wish i was one of those girls that can just post themselves all the time raw n unedited". A splash of absinthe gives a hallucinogenic edge, echoing the user’s mention of "the internet breeds such a victim mentality" and "the next elliot rodger will be radicalized by a tweet like this". Finally, bright gummy‑bear candy and a pink cinnamon‑sugar rim capture the whimsical "zombie magical girl 🧠" vibe while also hinting at the "peeful" optimism.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong focus on self‑preservation and personal ambition, often seeking attention and control over how others interact with them. They set strict rules for DMs ('new rule for dms: do not try to be my friend then tell me how u masturbated to my pictures. it makes me sad!!') and claim 'unfollowing me is a federal offense', indicating a desire for dominance and power typical of Slytherin. Their frequent self‑promotion ('i should just post everytime im feeling peeful', 'I AM A FEMININE LADY!!!!!!!!!') and resourceful, defensive mindset ('i have a bunch of razor blades hidden around my house incase the man in my attic tries to eat me') further reflect Slytherin traits of ambition, cunning, and self‑preservation. While they lack the bravery of Gryffindor, the loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the scholarly focus of Ravenclaw, the pattern of self‑centered ambition and controlling behavior aligns best with Slytherin.

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The user’s constant self‑deprecation and feeling of not belonging matches the lyric "I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?" For example they tweet "I’m not cute enough to dress up … it’s not fair" and "everyone is always laughing at me u all think I’m old n ugly". Their admission of being "fundamentally incapable of changing my bad behaviors" and "I feel like my life is a telltale game but I’m constantly picking the wrong choices" echo the song’s theme of alienation. The repeated references to being a "zombie magical girl" and "cannibalism advocate" add a dark, grotesque flair that fits the haunting mood of the track.

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