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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the mischievous, rebellious teen who thrives on chaos, sarcasm, and pop‑culture references. The user’s random, meme‑filled tweets like “hardest quote dropped in a while” and “I’m ltrly tony soprano except i dont have a crew in new jersey” echo Bart’s brash, self‑aggrandizing humor. Their self‑deprecating academic complaints – “Flopped in my presentation im gonna kms” and “I cant design a ppt slide for the life of me” – match Bart’s typical school‑related frustrations. The frequent absurd references to Twin Peaks (“black lodge”) and pop‑culture memes show the same cut‑up, irreverent style Bart uses when pranking or commenting on the world. Overall the chaotic, meme‑centric, slightly nihilistic tone aligns best with Bart’s personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication is inward‑focused and often directed toward a small online audience, as shown by tweets like "good morning gang" and "hi chat", suggesting introversion. Their language is rich in abstract and imaginative references, e.g., "the indomitable human spirit" and "visited the black lodge place again", indicating a preference for intuition over concrete sensing. Emotional and value‑driven statements such as "bad day but hey the sky looks amazing" and "sending everyone e hugs" reveal a feeling orientation. Their spontaneous, flexible posting style—evident in "another day another fuckass chore while my finals are in a few days" and the lack of rigid planning—points to perceiving. These combined traits align best with the INFP personality type.

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Student, meme curator & photo enthusiast. Twin Peaks fan. Once ate a banana in the shower for a laugh. Wordle addict, chasing weird vibes.– @CHAINSAWonee

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The Black Lodge Brew is a smoky, coffee‑laden cocktail that captures the dark, surreal vibe of @CHAINSAWonee’s feed. It mixes rich espresso liqueur, a splash of strawberry schnapps, and a whisper of mezcal, finished with a dash of aromatic bitters to mirror the user’s love of bitter humor and sweet, off‑beat moments, as they once wrote, "the first sip of karak hit me like smack wooooowwwwww". The smoky mezcal nods to the recurring "visited the black lodge place again" references, echoing their Twin Peaks aesthetic. Served over ice with a splash of cream, it’s perfect for a "rainy morning" or a late‑night meme‑scroll, embodying the line "the indomitable human spirit" they posted while also poking fun at the chaotic, meme‑filled world they describe.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong drive to outdo others and manipulate situations, hallmarks of Slytherin ambition and cunning. For example, they say, "I talked to the professor to push a deadline (to which she agreed) but my teammate said no we will submit it today", showing strategic thinking to gain advantage. Their willingness to push boundaries is evident in the tweet, "rejected 10 times..... who wants to help me break his record 😝😝😝", reflecting relentless ambition. They also use manipulative humor like, "how to avoid being left on delivered: tell them they look like an ethnicity they dont fw", which underscores a resourceful, sly approach. Additionally, the bold, dark humor in "if u say 0 please go to the nearest gun store" aligns with Slytherin's daring and willingness to take risks.

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The chaotic mix of anxiety, nostalgia, and a hint of resilience in their tweets matches the theme of Twenty One Pilots’s “Stressed Out.” They lament "another day another fuckass chore to do while my finals are in a few days" which echoes the song’s line about adult responsibilities. Their wistful "part of ur adulthood is wasted in trying to fill the void left by nostalgia" mirrors the chorus wishing to return to simpler times. Even on "absolutely shit day but hey the sky looks amazing," they show the bittersweet optimism the track conveys. Finally, their claim "the indomitable human spirit" reflects the song’s underlying message of coping with pressure and persisting.

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