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Like Bart, @champagnerzd is a self-proclaimed troublemaker and "prankster" who balances a rebellious attitude with a surprisingly soft side, often oscillating between being a “pervert with a pure heart” and a lovestruck romantic. He shares Bart's obsession with gaming and pop culture, frequently discussing Call of Duty and “Elden ring”, while maintaining a signature irreverent humor regarding authority and social norms. His feed is filled with chaotic energy and relatable teenage angst, such as when he laments that “idk son we fumblers” regarding stable relationships. Ultimately, his blend of bravado, obsession with idols like Ronaldo, and his tendency to “miss my ex” mirrors Bart's own cycle of mischief followed by emotional vulnerability.

Your MBTI personality Type
North exhibits Extroversion through a constant need for social interaction and external validation, frequently asking “if any of you are thinking about unfollowing me, dm me”. Their Intuition is clear in their use of abstract, self-referential humor and 'concept' posts, such as imagining “anyone else rly like track 3 of i am music” before an album's release. They lean toward Thinking with a blunt, irreverent, and often provocative communication style, exemplified by their dismissive political commentary: “REST IN PISS DICK CHENEY”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is dominant, characterized by spontaneous, unfiltered thoughts and a lack of a cohesive filter, often tweeting random musings like “Do you think the sun gets horny”.

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Baghdad-based enthusiast of tech, gaming, and global football. Exploring the intersection of digital privacy and modern culture. Always down for a Bo3 zombies run.– @champagnerzd

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This drink perfectly captures North’s chaotic blend of religious devotion and digital degeneracy, served in a glass as 'pink asf' as his “pink asf” nipples. The strong Arak base honors his Iraqi roots, though the flavor is as complex as his claim that “The most patriotic iraqi don’t even live in iraq”. It’s topped with a caffeine kick for a man who claims “Black ops 3 is the best cod of all time” and stays up wondering if “the sun gets horny”. Finally, the bitter finish is a nod to his self-admitted status as a romantic failure, reminding everyone that while he’s a “pervert with a pure heart,” when it comes to stable relationships, “idk son we fumblers.”

Your Hogwarts House
North exhibits the hallmark Slytherin traits of ambition and a focus on self-preservation, openly declaring his drive for wealth by stating, “Ima get rich n retire anna ralphs”. His resourcefulness and desire to operate outside of institutional control are evident in his advice on how to “completely hide ur location by changing ur App Store location to a diff country and using vpn”. Furthermore, he displays a cunning and elitist sense of pride in his heritage and status, noting that “Lil durk so good that a iraqi boy from a nice area can still relate to his music”. This combination of material aspiration, strategic privacy, and a self-aware, sometimes provocative social presence aligns perfectly with the house of the ambitious and the shrewd.

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The user's online persona perfectly mirrors the late-night, regretful energy of Marvins Room, characterized by a mix of bravado and pining for ex-partners. They frequently cycle through feelings of missing past flames, stating “live north update: still thinking about my ex 🤦” and “I miss her (5 different women)”, while simultaneously bragging about their roster of 'hoes.' Their deep obsession with hip-hop culture and specific admiration for the artist is evident in their “official ranking for every drake song” and the claim that “Drake makes music for bad bitches and men who get them”. Ultimately, the song suits a “fumbeller” who spends their time navigating messy digital romances and seeking attention from distant muses.

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