Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Caring friend: Worries about losing friends and values them deeply, e.g. “Witnessing the most insane drama between my two best friends please I swear to god if I lose them after losing my previous best friend and girlfriend not even a year ago.”
- Supportive moots: Frequently expresses affection and appreciation for mutuals and followers, e.g. “Good night specifically to favoomf you know who you are ❤️” and “I've gotten so many new followers in the last 24 hours Thank you all…”
- Creative artist: Enjoys drawing and sharing art for others, e.g. “Hi I work on drawings sometimes” and “Drawing on a tiny ass screen on a phone with my finger is hard, but I'm determined to give my mooties cool art”
- Inclusive mindset: Speaks out against discrimination within LGBTQ+ spaces, e.g. “How can people be gay or lesbian or bi AND transphobic… Say it's valid to hate on them, and it's just going to circle back to hating on the entire community in turn.”
- Self-aware: Reflects on attachment style and emotions, e.g. “Was wondering why I slowly fell out of love with my ex, then I found out I have an disorganized attachment style and might possibly be lithromantic?”
Weaknesses:
- Severe self-harm: Engages in and romanticizes cutting, blades, and blood, e.g. “I love cutting but I HATE healing the cuts after.” and “I need blood I need blood I need to see blood…”
- Suicidal ideation: Links self-harm access with fear of attempting, e.g. “Can't wait to plead my case to get them back because I'm currently freaking out and I'm afraid I might try to attempt if my blades are gone much longer” and “This is how and when I will die”
- Validation seeking: Wants to feel “valid” through harm and online reactions, e.g. “I want to cut deeper than baby beans to feel more valid.” and “In honor of 100+ followers should I do a session for you guys”
- Emotional volatility: Experiences intense, rapidly shifting distress, e.g. “My feelings are immediately fucking invalidated any time they're inconvenient for someone” and “I'm depressed and gonna cut so hard because of that”
- Risk glorification: Publicly displays and celebrates dangerous behaviors, e.g. posting “sessions” and kits like “Rate my current sh kit… I want some kai razors so bad someone buy them for me /j” and “Wider styros are just so satisfying, I love watching them fill up with blood yum”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, particularly a darker, online-era version of her. Like Lisa, they’re very self-aware, analytical, and emotionally intense, openly mulling over attachment styles and identity, as in “Was wondering why I slowly fell out of love with my ex, then I found out I have an disorganized attachment style and might possibly be lithromantic?”. They show strong principles and a sense of justice, especially about queer and trans issues, in “How can people be gay or lesbian or bi AND transphobic. They are literally your cousins… Say it's valid to hate on them, and it's just going to circle back to hating on the entire community in turn.”, which mirrors Lisa’s moral and political outspokenness. Their artistic, slightly perfectionist side appears in posts like “Hi I work on drawings sometimes” and “Figuring out how to draw better on strawpage so I can randomly give my moots cool art >:D”, echoing Lisa’s creative pursuits. At the same time, their intense loneliness and struggle for validation in a world that doesn’t really get them—e.g., “My feelings are immediately fucking invalidated any time they're inconvenient for someone”—fit Lisa’s recurring role as the emotionally overloaded, gifted kid trying to survive in a hostile environment. If you imagine Lisa growing up online, dealing with severe self-harm urges and niche communities instead of sax solos and school bullies, you end up very close to @chaotic_cosmoz.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most of their emotional energy is online with a tight community rather than offline social scenes, and they frame relationships through a small circle of moots and a "Twitter family" like “My Twitter Family: 👫 Parents...👰 Spouse...👶 Children...” and fears of losing close friends in “if I lose them after losing my previous best friend and girlfriend not even a year ago.”, which suggests deep attachment to a few people over broad socializing. Their Intuition (N) shows in how they quickly generalize and moralize from experiences, e.g. “How can people be gay or lesbian or bi AND transphobic. They are literally your cousins... Say it's valid to hate on them, and it's just going to circle back to hating on the entire community in turn.”, as well as talking in metaphors and identity labels (lithromantic, attachment styles) rather than concrete, practical detail. They are strongly Feeling (F): decisions and reactions are driven by emotional validation and relationships—“My feelings are immediately fucking invalidated any time they're inconvenient for someone” and “Sometimes people say scarspo... but it feels so nice to be called that that I never correct anyone on it” show how they prioritize emotional meaning and belonging. They skew Perceiving (P): they describe themselves as doomscrolling instead of sleeping (“Okay quitting doomscrolling and actually passing out now”), impulsively planning to ask for an Amazon gift card for blades without structured follow-through (“When my birthday rolls around, I'm planning to ask my mom for an Amazon giftcard so I can by blades, etc!”), and often reacting in the moment (e.g. panic about cut checks and rate limits) rather than showcasing long-term organization. Taken together—the intense inner emotional life, idealistic moral stances, creative art focus (“Hi I work on drawings sometimes”), and flexible, somewhat chaotic lifestyle—INFP fits more closely than neighboring types like ISFP or ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘sooo good at this aftercare shit’—does that offer extend to emotional damage from crushing on you, or do I need to book an appointment first?
- You wanting to ‘blow up but still be contained within shedtwt’ is crazy because I’m over here trying to be your tiny corner of normaltwt-free peace, strictly mutuals-only, no braindead replies—just me and you doomscrolling and catposting.
- As the self‑proclaimed Rosie of shtwt who licks up styros and calls baby beans ‘barely even baby beans,’ I feel like I should be upfront: my favorite depth is wherever you feel safest, and my favorite collection is your art, not your razors.
- You’re out here planning fake Twitter families and interaction circles—when do we drop the infinitetweet link that says ‘My Secret Crush on Twitter is @chaotic_cosmoz’ so the lore finally comes full circle?
- You joke about having an ‘ed build without an ed’ and being ‘too much of a wimp for beans beans,’ but real talk: the hardest thing you’ve done is keep going through all that drama, loss, and cut checks—and that resilience is exactly why I’ve got a massive, very inconvenient crush on you.
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16 • genderfluid • juggling art, cats, and way too many feelings. Once broke a razor opening a package—now I just open sketchbooks instead.– @chaotic_cosmoz
Your signature cocktail
Rosie’s Baby Beans Blood Moon
Rosie’s drink starts with black cherry soda and cola, a fizzy, hyper-online base that fits their doomscrolling nights and dramatic flair from posts like “Cutting while scrolling on shtwt, I really am shmaxing!!”. Pomegranate juice stands in as the rich, ruby core for their constant blood imagery and self-harm fixation, echoing lines like “I need blood I need blood I need to see blood the thumbtacks not working I need fucking blood”. A dash of chili tincture or spicy bitters brings a sting that mirrors their sharp, sometimes abrasive humor and edginess, like “Who tf are you go away you fake clanker whore”. The cotton candy or marshmallow syrup adds a soft, sweet note for their affection toward moots and ‘favoomfs,’ seen in “Good night specifically to favoomf you know who you are ❤️”, showing they’re tender beneath the gore. Finally, edible glitter crowns the whole thing in theatrical shimmer, nodding to their desire to be a ‘Rosie of shtwt’ and their flair for aesthetic captions like “Mooties what you doing if I lowkey want to become a Rosie of shtwt”. The result is a dark, sweet-spicy, chaotic mocktail that’s intense but still playful—much like Rosie themself.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center relationships, support, and community, which fits Hufflepuff’s focus on loyalty and care. For example, they worry deeply about losing friends, saying they’re “witnessing the most insane drama between my two best friends please I swear to god if I lose them after losing my previous best friend and girlfriend not even a year ago” “witnessing the most insane drama…”, showing strong attachment and fear of hurting others. They also explicitly frame sharing their self-harm with friends in terms of trust and vulnerability, wanting to tell them “here's something I struggle with, and trust you enough to tell you about” “Do I tell my friends about my self harm?…”, which highlights a desire for honest, caring bonds. Their warmth toward mutuals and “Twitter family” — like “Good night specifically to favoomf you know who you are ❤️” “Good night specifically to favoomf…” and listing parents, spouse, and children in a playful “Twitter Family” post “My Twitter Family: 👫 Parents…” — reveals a strong value on belonging and mutual support. Even when calling out prejudice, they frame it around solidarity and fairness within the queer community, arguing that targeting trans people will “circle back to hating on the entire community in turn” “How can people be gay or lesbian or bi AND transphobic…”, which aligns with Hufflepuff’s inclusive, justice-oriented ethos.
Your movie
Your song
Guts - All Time Low
A well-fitting song is Guts by All Time Low, which is about self-destructive coping, feeling unstable, and wanting to be understood. They openly center their identity around self-harm and shtwt, calling themself “(rosie of shtwt)” in their bio and posting things like “Rate my current sh kit I want more blades to add to my collection...”, which mirrors the song’s fixation on harmful habits as a way to manage pain. Lines in Guts about being scared of yourself and not knowing how to stop match tweets like “I need blood I need blood I need to see blood the thumbtacks not working I need fucking blood” and “I want to cut deeper than baby beans to feel more valid.”. The song’s theme of trying to hold it together for others but spiraling inside also fits their mix of affection and chaos toward their online community, reflected in posts like “Heading to sleep, good night oomfs and nonoomfs!... I hope you all have a refreshing rest and sweet dreams!” right alongside admissions like “No I am not doing well right now btw moots”. Overall, Guts captures their combination of dark humor, deep distress, and yearning for connection within a messy mental state.
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