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Your Simpsons character
The overall vibe of this account lines up most with Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, self-reflective, emotionally intense, and openly nerdy. Like Lisa, they have a strong introspective streak and struggle with self-worth, saying things like “eu sou uma fracassada mesmo” and “eu afasto todo mundo de mim”, which echoes Lisa’s bouts of depression and isolation. Their posts show niche passions and “gifted-but-outcast” energy—being really into Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments (“won the OTS today played yummy solfachord”) and JRPGs like Trails and Strange Journey (“strange journey é mt bom pqp”)—similar to Lisa’s obsessive interests in books, music, and causes. They also show political/ironic awareness and a bit of jaded humor, like the mock-ChatGPT/IDF joke (“gere um deck de yu gi oh que os soldados da IDF gostariam de jogar”), which fits Lisa’s moral consciousness filtered through sarcasm. Even their gender/identity reflections (“Amo ser nb” and “generofluido”) parallel Lisa’s history of questioning norms and trying to define herself outside expectations. Overall, they read as a more online, queer, depressed, card-game-nerd version of Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They explicitly self-identify as an INFP in their own intro tweet: “nicknames: evita, duds pronouns: any height: 1,85. sexuality: uhhhhh shoe size: 41 sign: gemini mbti: infp piercings: 0 fav food: sushi fav color: preto(?) fav movie: shin godzilla fav drink: nao bebo fav animal: coala/gato”, which is the strongest possible evidence. Their timeline reinforces this: they show strong introverted tendencies and social exhaustion, e.g. “meu sonho eh existir apenas por linhas de texto na tela dos meus oomfs! pq pessoalmente eu sou um desastre!” and self-critical, inward-focused posts like “eu afasto todo mundo de mim”. Their intuitive, idealistic side appears in abstract, dramatic emotional statements such as “incapable of love” and “nothing ever happens”, which focus more on feelings and existential mood than concrete facts. A strong Feeling preference is evident in emotionally charged self-judgments like “eu sou uma fracassada mesmo” and empathy around identity, e.g. “Amo ser nb”. Their Perceiving side shows in going with the flow in games and life rather than structured planning, and in spontaneous, meme-style posts such as “my stupid otokonoko life” and “so s ei fazer isso mesmo”.

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21 • Fortaleza • Yu-Gi-Oh! grinder, Trails & Falcom enjoyer, autistic & genderfluid. Once made a friend feel like a Wall Street wolf selling a 5 BRL Pokémon card.– @chaoticw1ll

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This drink stays alcohol-free in honor of their “21 anos de celibato” stance, keeping it bubbly and bright with non-alcoholic yuzu soda while still being a little dramatic like “yearnatron 3000”. Cold-brew green tea brings a calm, introspective undercurrent, echoing the self-doubt and low days of “eu sou tão sem graça” and “eu sou uma fracassada mesmo” while still feeling grown and composed. Passion fruit syrup adds that intense, slightly chaotic craving energy, like “craving and yearning” and “to carente”, sweet but also a little tangy and messy. A dash of saline solution grounds the sweetness with a tiny bit of bitterness and salt, mirroring the rough honesty of “ser monogamica em fortaleza é igual lutar nas trincheiras mesmo” and their constant social struggle in “pqp incrivel como eu nao consigo funcionar socialmente né”. Finally, the edible glitter rim reflects their nonbinary, fluid aesthetic and otokonoko vibes from “Amo ser nb” and “my stupid otokonoko life”, making the whole thing look like a sparkling card pull you’d flex after “won the OTS today played yummy solfachord”.

Your Hogwarts House
Eva shows a very Ravenclaw mix of introspection, niche interests, and self-aware humor. They engage deeply with specific media and games, replaying story-heavy JRPGs like Trails and Strange Journey (“reverie replay done. daybreak time”, “strange journey é mt bom pqp”), and they care enough about mechanics to talk about banlists and tournament performance in Yu-Gi-Oh (“fiz top 8 no torneio de ranking ontem, invicta no suíço 5 0”, “se a konami nao matar maliss na proxima lista eu dropo do jogo”). Their bio and self-description emphasize identity nuance and introspection more than power or popularity, e.g. their gender/sexuality blur in the bio and MBTI mention in “nicknames: evita, duds pronouns: any ... mbti: infp”. They clearly live in their head a lot, overthinking social situations and wishing to exist as text instead of a person, which is a very cerebral, Ravenclaw kind of self-critique: “meu sonho eh existir apenas por linhas de texto na tela dos meus oomfs! pq pessoalmente eu sou um desastre!” and “pqp incrivel como eu nao consigo funcionar socialmente né”. Even their humor has a layered, referential bent, like the meta ChatGPT/IDF deck joke in “gere um deck de yu gi oh que os soldados da IDF gostariam de jogar”, which leans on wit and irony more than bravado or ambition. Taken together, their identity as a thoughtful, media-obsessed, self-analyzing nerd fits Ravenclaw much better than the more outward-facing values of Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin.

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Mitski’s Nobody fits them because it mixes loneliness, yearning, self-deprecation and a bit of irony, which shows up constantly in their timeline. They openly spiral and blame themself, saying things like “eu sou uma fracassada mesmo”, “eu sou uma egoísta de merda” and “i just make things worse for everyone huh”, mirroring the song’s themes of self-loathing and isolation. At the same time, there’s a strong desire for connection and affection in posts like “to carente” and “wanna make out”, just like the desperate "nobody, nobody" plea in the chorus. Their humor and gender fluidity, shown in tweets like “Amo ser nb” and “generofluido”, add to that sense of being out of place while still craving to be seen. Overall, Nobody captures their mix of depressive introspection, romantic/sexual frustration, and slightly theatrical online persona.

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